Michael Jackson is $150 million in debt. If you could get $150 million in debt how would you spend it on better stuff than your own amusement park and 7 year olds?

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I'll go first...

Orgy with all 5 members of Girls Aloud - giving them a payment they cannot refuse. $10 million each = $50 million.

― Czang, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

youre an idiot and all the talk of doing chicks and how they smell and taste, etc. is a bit overboard and it makes you seem like a latent homosexual

― jmeister (jmeister), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

Cool man!

― Czang, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

i guess i would buy a volkwagen....and some food

― Aerodynamic (Aerodynamic), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

Volkswagen....damn typo's

oh! and maybe one of those new alienware computers

― Aerodynamic (Aerodynamic), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

I'd hire The Ultimate Warrior to do some crazy stuff like run into walls and invade business conferences and give speeches on the street and stuff.

Cost:

$50

― Czang, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

Girls Aloud are NOT HOT.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

i just googles "girls aloud" to see what they look like and....man, they all look like 10 year olds. so i guess you would be doing exactly what MJ did.

― Aerodynamic (Aerodynamic), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

LOCK THREAD PLZ K THX

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

I would pay MJ to start making good music again.

― mjfan, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

I'd hire The Ultimate Warrior to do some crazy stuff like run into walls and invade business conferences and give speeches on the street and stuff.
Cost:

$50

Eh, wouldn't be far from the truth... He came here to UConn about a month ago and gave a speech to end all speeches...

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

I would pay MJ to start making good music again.

Or get Quincy Jones back on as producer.

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

i guess i'd use the money to make a massive statue of myself and float it down the Thames. oh wait...

― Lee F# (fsharp), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

Dude, Girls Aloud are superhot. Nadine is a babe. I'd love to lick behind her ears!!

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Orgy with all 5 members of Girls Aloud - giving them a payment they cannot refuse. $10 million each = $50 million.

see now this would never work. one of those girls is bound to kick up a stink about being the more famous/attractive member of the group, therefore deserving a bigger cut than the other four. then when you relent the other four will get pissed that theyre getting less than the original offer and turn you down and youll just end up having sex with the one who is getting paid too much and itll be lousy because she'll spend the whole time thinking about that great movie role with jimmy fallon her agent told her about that morning and how shes going to go about stealing ben affleck away from jennifer garner at the next mtv awards show and should she maybe go up another cup size just to be sure? and you'll be 50 million in debt but then you'll sell your story to star and you'll only be 49.5 million in debt.

― katharine (katharine), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

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