Kinky Boots by Patrick Macnee and Honor Blackman: classic or dud

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Everybody's going for those kinky boots, kinky boots,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots,
It's a manly kind of fashion that you borrowed from the brutes,
Borrowed from the brutes,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots.

Fashion magazines say wear 'em,
And you rush to obey like the women in a harem.

Full length, half length,
Fully fashion calf length,
Brown boots, black boots,
Patent leather jackboots,
Low boots, high boots,
Lovely lanky thigh boot,
We all dig those boots.

Everybody's crazy for those kinky boots, kinky boots,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots,
And whether you're in evening dress or bathing suits,
You wear boots, boots, kinky boots.

There are twenty million women wearing kinky boots, kinky boots,
Puss in boots,
Footwear manufacturers are gathering the fruits,
Gathering the fruits,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots.

Advertising men say try 'em,
And you all run amok like a flock of sheep to buy 'em.

Sweet girls, street girls,
Grumpy little beat girls,
Square girls, cool girls,
Sexy little schoolgirls,
Maiden aunties,
Mayfair debutantes,
They all dig those boots.

Everybody's rushin' for those Russian boots,
Prussian boots,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots,
Cover up those slender little tender foots with kinky slinky,
Leather is so kinky,
Come and get those kinky boots, boots, kinky boots.

M. Appeal, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

The phrase "trying too hard" springs to mind.

Now, the third track of the Peter Wyngarde album...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Herbert Kretzmer.... "She" Charles Aznavoir, "Bangers and Mash" Peter Sellers, and "Les Miserables".

Was the TV critic for the Daily Mail.

Is a reactionary old git and...... a......

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

dire dire dire

N_RQ, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

I served on a jury with Herbert Kretzmer once!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

Classic, because you can hear MacNee's reluctance and disdain seeping through (he's often slightly behind the beat), while Blackman gamely plays her part like a good trouper. I like the tension between the two performances.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

The record sounds as though they were forced to make it, at bayonet point.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

The record sounds as though they were forced to make it, at bayonet point.

"The Cathy Gale-era of the show spawned a novelty record called "Kinky Boots," performed by Patrick Macnee and Honor Blackman. Patrick was so petrified about singing (or, in particular, being unable to sing) that after several failed takes, he was escorted to a local pub, lubricated with brandy, and returned to the recording studio. Even after that, a sound engineer had to stand next to him and tap him on the shoulder whenever he was supposed to sing."

trance queen, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

I remember philip schofield on the radio being horrified after playing this song to hear the lyric "sexy little schoolgirls"

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

I served on a jury with Herbert Kretzmer once!
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), May 4th, 2005 11:11 AM. (link)

Was it like, "one angry man" and was he dead set on the defendant being guilty before you talked him round?

Actually, you probably aren;t allowed to answer that...

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

Dud. Terrible. Embarrasing. Wretched. It should never have been reissued. Classic I suppose if you've never heard it, perhaps they should have not made it, but told everybody they had.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

Mmmm.

"We just made a song called "Kinky Boots" but you will NEVER EVER HEAR IT...."

Sounds better already.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

He was a nice enough chap. Nice stories about Aznavour as well, which I could not possibly repeat in public.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh come on, CLASSIC!

"Leather is so kinky."

Kent Burt (lingereffect), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

>>Footwear manufacturers are gathering the fruits

Kris England, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Morrissey plays it sometimes before his shows.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

ten years pass...

RIP Patrick Macnee

http://www.patrickmacnee.com/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:08 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

Not on the soundtrack to Kinky Boots the film or featured in the musical, confusingly.

NB not seen either, in fact the film passed me by but have recently seen countless ads for the musical on London Underground escalators, as you do.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 16 February 2018 11:24 (seven years ago)


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