Renee Zellweiger marries Kenny Chesney?!?

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i bet jack white is PISSED OFF.

Taking sides: Kenny Chesney vs. Jack White...........IN THE RING

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Taking Sides!?!?! Please! Chesney's a golden god! Way 2 go, Zwegger!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Bad news for British gossip columnists.

A-LIST HOLLYWOOD STARS: ONLY MARRY MUSICIANS PEOPLE ARE AWARE OF IN OTHER COUNTRIES. KTHX.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I bet more women are jealous of Renee re: Kenny then men are of Jack re: Loretta.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

same thing happened to Jacko with Brooke Shields and Liz Taylor, right?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

it would be so awesome to see Jack white go all Von Bondies on Chesney.

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Well, he's no Lyle Lovett, but then again, she's no Julia Roberts.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

I don't like the way Kenny Chesney wears his cowboy hat.

There. I said it.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

i don't like the way he writes songs and exists

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

so she met him like, 5 months ago? something tells me this marriage is going to end just as quickly as it happened.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't like the way he lives on a beautiful island and doesn't invite me over to chill.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

He's a successful touring musician and she's a Oscar-winning movie star. They'll split before Santa comes back this year.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, actually, Jon Caramanica at least got to hang out in his backstage tiki bar last year. He said Kenny just kept talking about how, down on the island, he and the guys just sit around with their shirts off and chill all the time...

Anyway, Big Kenny just got a married a couple months ago, too!..maybe I'm just paranoid, but I'm wondering whether the powers that be in Nasvhille are telling all these Kennies to "hetero it up, or else."

― xhuxk, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

she's on the rebound. Does she still look exactly like Meg?

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Then maybe his pr team should stop putting so much focus on Chesney's closets-full of custom-made ass-hugging jeans. xpost

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

meg after a bee sting maybe

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if she'll make him finally get rid of that ol' blue chair??

― john'n'chicago, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I was baffled when I first saw that article, and the more I reflect on it the more baffling it becomes.

― That's not cocaine! It's Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

I thought Kenny Chesney was as gay as a hat.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.liberaloasis.com/youwontsee.jpg

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

That dude is hella Chesney

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Maybe he thinks he married Rene Zellweger, the male German shotputter.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Somebody find me a picture of Kenny Chesney without a goddamn hat on- I am now convinced that there is some kind of third eye or vestigial twin face underneath the hat . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

the only picture i've seen of him where he wasn't wearing a cowboy hat, he had a baseball cap on, so i suspect drew is right.

he probably wears it to draw attention away from the fact that without it, he looks like one of the boysroom clientele...

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Most of this thread encompasses most of my thoughts (on this subject, not everything in general).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

I was going to say he's probably bald but I kind of like the idea that he has his own personal "Basket Case" going on up there.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

according to more than one customer kenny chesney has "sexy arms"

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fap%2F20050510%2Fcapt.nyet18005101644.zellweger_chesney_wedding_nyet180.jpg?v=1

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wbir.com/assetpool/images/0522125429_baldchesney.jpg

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

I like the idea that the first photo resulted in the second.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/380,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news1.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Frids%2F20050510%2Fi%2Fr368298007.jpg?v=1

what the fuck did he do to his guitar? did he put Jackson/B.C. Rich pickups into it, or am i just seeing things?

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

> whether the powers that be in Nasvhille are telling all these Kennies to "hetero it up, or else."

They may try, but shit don't fly. When's the last time Ty Herndon got a single on country radio?

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Oh, quiet down, people. Sure, Chesney looks like a big peanut, and yeah, chances are this won't last, but he's probably a better 'husband' than Jack White would have been, and I know people who grew up with him and I'm pretty sure he's not gay. So let the famous and beautiful have their fun. Caring is losing.

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Who cares about Jack White?

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

(ha)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

I think first pic up above is the first I've ever seen of Chesney NOT wearing a sleeveless shirt.

― darin (darin), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

i hate that old blue chair song.

i hate his cowboy hat.

i kinda care about jack white, but he needs to end this whole dangerous-era-michael-jackson-with-a-jon-waters-mustache thing

i think the girls that like kenny chesney are pretty hot, at least from what ive seen. id either like to marry them or put their heads on a stick.

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Why not do both? You can have an entire harem of headless hot bitches. You'd be the king of the polyamorous gris gris my man

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

god that beach wedding pic. married a fucking metrosexual Yul Brynner from Westworld.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

hahahaaaaaa

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

You should be so lucky to marry a metrosexual Yul Brenner! [/Jewish mom]

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/86743.jpg

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

That pic deserves a midi file of the theme from Halloween

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

i think the girls that like kenny chesney are pretty hot, at least from what ive seen. id either like to marry them or put their heads on a stick.

-- JD from CDepot (kicksjoydarknes...), May 10th, 2005.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/american_psycho/christian_bale/psycho.jpg

― latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

He got MARRIED with his HAT ON? What a tool.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

there's a pretty concrete link between male pattern baldness and Nashville 'hat acts'.

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

I liked this detail:

In 1999, Chesney was inspired to pen the hit tune "You Had Me at Hello" after watching Zellweger play opposite Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire.

Actually, it reminds me a lot of the fact that Brad Paisley married an actress, Kimberly Williams, after having a crush on her for years from seeing her in Father Of The Bride. I can't quite decide if that kind of thing is cute or creepy or both, though.

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

it's called "living the dream" man!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

there's a pretty concrete link between male pattern baldness and Nashville 'hat acts'.

Imagine how dope Black Francis would have looked had he gone the hat option...

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

more importantly, imagine Fred Durst as a country singer.

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

kc and tim 'son of former NY met tug' mcgraw are both bald like cancer. damn that hairist nashville scene.

― irrigation can save your people (irrigation can save your peopl), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

the best bald country star reveal of all time has to be Dwight Yoakam. as the musician with the hat he's a sex symbol, but all it takes for him to ugly up for a movie role is to take off the hat.

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)

the male version of the plain jane in glasses that just has to take them off to suddenly be a model?

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

i find kenny chesney deeply fuckable, the rumours of him and the cock sucking, i think are mostly wishful thinking from men like me.

but also, i think chucks question needs to be addressed, what are the implications of him say coming out as opposed to doing something like marrying renee?

― anthony, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

does anyone see a resemblance between k.c. and r.z.? I was looking at pics that were in the daily news and they seem to have similar eyes. enough for me to think they look "alike" as far as a couple that isn't related looking alike goes.

― kenne', Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

http://tinypic.com/51c6kg

Judge for yourself.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

well, of course his eyes are basically covered in that pic. thanks, though. for nothing! just kidding.

― kenne', Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

They're both so squinty.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

exactly. they both have s.e.s. squinty eye syndrome. but their faces are shaped the same too.

― kenne', Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Baggy grey sweatpants, shirt so gay
just for you on our wedding day...
my sweet Renee

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

those are NOT sweatpants! A guy at work get's International Male, and those are 100% linen outers lined with strawberry fruit roll up built-in briefs.

― kenne', Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

EW!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

...okay, NOW I believe the rumors.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

excuse me, it should be "strawberry fruit leather". not roll-up. fruit leather won't give you HSB (hyperactive sugar balls) like the roll-up will. it's all natural. but of course.

― kenne', Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

hope he wears those on his sexy tractor

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

> i think chucks question needs to be addressed, what are the implications of him say coming out as opposed to doing something like marrying renee?

Whether he's gay or not, Chuck's implication was that KC (and Big Kenny) may come off as too metro, too un-masculine, for Nashville's liking. I don't believe a gay country artist could be mainstream successful today, but then, neither do I believe that a straight artist who is anything less than butch can be mainstream successful, unless he has a famous hot wife. Anything else and the John Deere crowd scurries like frightened squirrels.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

does anyone see a resemblance between k.c. and r.z.?

yes, and same goes for JW, but not so much as i see a resemblance b/w KC and "Jeff Gannon"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

This really is the perfect way to get back at a purist like Jack White.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

entertainer of the year!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

he also had the Best Week Ever, according to the show of the same name!

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

So:

http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=13941642

For whatever it's worth, I believe that one grounds for annulment (well, at least in the Catholic church) is that a marriage was never "consummated". hmmm....

― xhuxk, Friday, 16 September 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

KC, back to Sunshine, alright. Said Hey Babe, take a valk on der vilde side.

― Red Lorre Yellow Lorre, Friday, 16 September 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

According to CNN, Zellweger listed "fraud" as the reason for annulment. WTF?

― richard wood johnson, Friday, 16 September 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

There are a lot of secrets kept under that hat.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 16 September 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Nyeh, and that Old Blue Chair yum.

― Red Lorre Yellow Lorre, Saturday, 17 September 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

Fraud? Unless they signed some kind of prenuptial agreement, how can fraud be a reason for breaking off a marriage? Even in the olden days, when non-consummation was grounds for annulment, it wasn't called fraud (was it?).

Perhaps he turned round to her after the marriage and said, "Now for the bad news, love. I only married you to get a lump of your money". So she's trying to jump ship quick, to reduce the amount he could claim.

Wow, though. Even Bridget Jones wasn't this naive.

― All Bunged Up (Jake Proudlock), Saturday, 17 September 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Zellweger, Chesney ask for post-split privacy
the article is inexplicably accompanied by this photo:
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― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Saturday, 17 September 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

The fraud was that he turned out to actually be Ron Howard? Wow, I didn't see that one coming.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 17 September 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm running with the creepy stalker angle hinted at by a poster above. Not only did he write a song 6 years prior to meeting and marrying Zellweger inspired by her (You Had Me At Hello), but there are apparently several instances in the past where he'd mentioned his affection for her before they'd ever even met.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 17 September 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

i think he sold her some oceanfront property in arizona

― noizem duke (noize duke), Saturday, 17 September 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

isn't this a common celeb way of pulling, though? you often see interviews with popstars where they say "hey, that *other cute popstar* is really cute" and then shazam, they're shagging a month later.

the english tabs are saying the kenny turned out to be ultra-traditional and expected her to be the little demure lady wifey, when renee is a little more ambitious and independent than that.

xpost

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 17 September 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

The fraud is that Kenny Chesney is actually 80.

― a picture of a fat girl hugging Rick Perry, awesome (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 17 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

the english tabs are saying the kenny turned out to be ultra-traditional and expected her to be the little demure lady wifey, when renee is a little more ambitious and independent than that.

Funny considering the fact that some time ago she said she wasn't interested in her career anymore.

― nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 17 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Then maybe *he* charged fraud, having been led to believe she was gonna keep working, but she wanted to camp out on St. John, see what was really going ahn (while getting crunk on the waterbed, watching her Home Shopping Network loud as hell)

― don, Saturday, 17 September 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

i think she lost interest in marriage after jack white got married she was all over the news . tv show .showing of than come jack marriage than you dont here from her no more soon you here from her. she whant a annulment .there is something wrong in this picture

― michelle, Saturday, 24 September 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

I'll have to read the People Magazine cover story...

― curmudgeon, Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

You all are insane. HOw many of you have ever been to a Chesney concert?? The man has sold more tix than any other artist in any genre for the last 4 years. 25,000,000 albums sold. Has sold out venue's in NON country markets.. Seattle, NYC, Detroit. Whether you like what he's doing or not, you gotta give the guy credit for those numbers. Him and his band put on a hell of a fuckin show

Marrying her for HER money?? Kenny will be worth 10 times as much as renee in the next year or two. SO thats a joke.. hmm what else.. creeper stalker?? the guy has had how many relationships over the past years? haven't most of us? so does that make us gay now too?? none of you ever spend time on vacation with the guys?? just because he spends his time with the people who mean most to him doesnt mean shit. and the song was wrote because of her performance.. not her specifically. if someone else had said the line.. the song wouldve still been written.

Know the complete history of the band and kenny before you start trashing him.

― Garlock1304, Monday, 29 May 2006 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

You all are insane.

OTM.

― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Monday, 29 May 2006 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

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