I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold.
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style.
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle
Is the "Super Bowl Shuffle" the best song of all time? Yes!
Complete lyrics
here.
No limey snooker-player answers allowed.
Your pal,
"Samurai" Mike Singletary
(Read more about me
here.
P.S. No answers about the '01 Bears blowout loss to the Eagles allowed, neither.
― "Samurai" Mike Singletary, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Brian,
I congratulate you and the '01 Chicago Bears on your fine 13-3 season
(and, as promised, I won't say anything about how Donovan McNabb
schooled y'all last weekend). Maybe if you work hard, pray to God
and eat your Wheaties, you too can be a 10-time All-Pro linebacker
and Pro Football Hall of Fame
TM Member just like yours
truly.
Keep reachin' for the stars.
Your pal,
― "Samurai" Mike Singletary, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Bring it on, Singletary! Darryl Strawberry is in the mothafuckin'
house!:
From http://www.darrylstrawberry.org/lyrics2.html
I'm George Foster, I love this team
the Mets are better than the Red Machine
I live to play, and that's my thing
this year we're gonna win the series ring.
We play together, our team's real tight
don't mess with us, we're dynamite
Strawman, Darryl, it's all the same
call him Berry what's in a name.
Thank you George, you're a classy guy
with your black bat, we can rely
ya California's where I'm from
but for New York, I hit homeruns.
Power and speed you know we got
we're the beast of the east, when you're hot, you're hot
when Dwight's in the groove, there's no doubt
next words you'll hear, three strikes you're out.
Dwight's my name, what can I say
you know they call me Doctor K
change up, fastball, slider and curve
step up to the plate if ya got the nerve.
With control and power of a diesel train
throwin' tombstone bullets and a ball'n'chain
Lenny D., your spirit's contagious
what ya do to your body is really outrageous
I love to run down long fly balls
I catch them all, ain't afraid of no walls
I bunt, I run and then I dive
it's a wonder I'm still alive.
Rafael Santana is my name
playin' short stop is my game
I'm a cool glove man, I'm really smooth
being Metsmerized is in the groove.
When they want a batter filled with terror
they call on me, Rick Aguilera
slider's hot, I'm on the mound
with cool control I mow 'em down.
I'm Kevin Mitchell, the season's rook
studied all the moves, ready to cook
I got it together, ready to play
up in the bigs, hopin' to stay.
I'm Tim Teufel, lemme begin
by saying I was once a Twin
I made the move and it feels just right
I've been Metsmerized and I see the light.
My name is Ho Jo, I'm here to say
our team is goin' all the way
with pitching, power, speed and style
results guaranteed to make you smile.
Team's real hot
stand up proud
do the wave
shout it loud!
Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized
Get Metsmerized, Get Metsmerized.
― JD, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
two years pass...
one year passes...