Which man has the pertest buttocks in pop music?

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For the sake of equality we definitely need a "which man has the pertest buttocks in pop music?" thread.
-- Drew Dan1el (mces...), May 13th, 2005

I am for equality.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/images/artists/gmichael/gm_gallery4.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/gmbrazil00/image28.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 13 May 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/gmbrazil00/brpage016.jpg http://www.geocities.com/gmbrazil00/gmichael09.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/gmbrazil00/recente02.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Lock thread, lock brain.

"WORSHIP IT OR BE DESTROYED!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/gmbrazil00/best08.jpg http://www.geocities.com/gmbrazil00/best11.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

George Michael: [sits] You fear my butt because you don't understand it. You resist it like all the others before you, yet its power only grows. ...

Dennis Miller: Have you spoken to Andy Ridgeley lately?

George Michael: What about my butt?! [rises, shows butt to Dennis] Look at it! You can't take your eyes off it, can you?! [Dennis stares deadpan at the wiggling butt, occasionally glancing at the audience] It's hypnotic! Try to look away! You can't look away! Try to look away! You can't! Look at it! Look at it! [sits] Did you know - did you know, Dennis, that my butt has the power to heal? Put a wilted flower near my butt. It blooms! I don't claim to understand it, I'm only its servant!

Dennis Miller: George. George, man, let's get off the butt thing--

George Michael: Dennis, my butt will not be trifled with! [rises, shows butt to Dennis] Do its bidding, Dennis! Save yourself! Resist and die! Surrender and live eternally! My butt will prevail! It will outlive us all! For I have achieved perfect buttness! [cheers, applause and whistling as George Michael rises and rips off his microphone - he and his butt exit]

Dennis Miller: [after a pause] Bummer.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/gmbrazil00/gmichael01.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
All that's missing is the sea,
But don't worry, you can suntan!

...your bum.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this topic as "woman" and feel like I've been wronged.

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 13 May 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe in warning people before subjecting them to 300 times more George Michael than they could ever want from a thread in a lifetime.

― The Silent Disco of Glastonbury (Bimble...), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a giant inflatable vibrating butt-toner chair?

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 13 May 2005 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

its probably prince, isnt it?

― blahbarian, Friday, 13 May 2005 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

no, it definitely looks more like a vibrating butt-toner chair

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 13 May 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I'll accept that George Michael belongs in the Pert Buttocks Hall of Fame- but who are the currently active holders of the crown? A few years ago I would have said it was Justin Timberlake, but now I bet there are some new boy bands getting prepped for stardom who are doing more situps and leg lifts than him.

But thanks for creating this thread and surprising me- I was expecting to see the cover of Springsteen's "Born In the USA" and Loverboys' "Get Lucky" albums for sure, and you hit me with a curveball.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/terbob/blog/JT-bball.jpg

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

JT has a boner in that pic, yes?

― Lingbertt, Friday, 13 May 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I have this theory that Ornaldo and JT are secretly twins.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The look on his face is so solemn and sad.
Is he sad because he can look into the future and see the pert-buttocked troops of his future male pop star replacements marching, ghostlike, before him? Or is he sad (and throwing a rod) about Britney? Alas, we will never know . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

There's only one way to find out.

― donut debonair (donut), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The dog next to him has very erect ears. It sort of balances out the photo.

― Lingbertt, Friday, 13 May 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm going to get fired today

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

rogermexico, your Dana Carvey SNL vintage reset made my day.

I vote for Jack White.

― PB, Saturday, 14 May 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Prince is the definite winner here.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 14 May 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dc8p.com/assets/images/will_smith.jpg

http://www.pezcentral.com/images/sightings/freshprince.gif

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa! hey! sorry, guys...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.princefams.com/gallery/albums/Newfiles/1990%20001%7E1.jpg

http://www.princefams.com/gallery/albums/New2/8f921ff143.jpg

http://www.princefams.com/gallery/albums/New2/dm_booty.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.princefams.com/gallery/albums/1994/MAX_7_X_1.JPG

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.princefams.com/gallery/albums/1990/DEDOS.JPG

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.princefams.com/gallery/albums/1995/MU3JGJDQ.GIF http://www.princefams.com/gallery/albums/1997-98/FACELOO.JPG

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://n00088.myspace.com/00088/43/50/88200534_l.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The Icy Hots' younger brothers, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.princefams.com/gallery/albums/1995/GOLD_TOUR13.JPG

Prince Rogers Nelson in COME-FROM-BEHIND SHOCKAH!!

+looks like he pizwns JTims as well

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Just to double-check, that George Michael interview is made up, right?

― Sundar (sundar), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It was a Saturday Night Live bit (think Dana Carvey did George Michael).

― Mark (MarkR), Saturday, 14 May 2005 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I know the thread says 'pop music'...I know that I could probably come up with someone else...but it's a crime not to include Diamond Dave. Can we have an amendment expanding the thread to 'rock', as well as 'pop'?

Because I have the perfect photo...

http://www.rotharmy.com/gallery/Classic_Van_Halen_Pictures/PN016940.jpg

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 May 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Rock = subset of pop. By all means bring it on.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Sex with George Michael can't be easy. Those guys must require a Jaws of Life to get themselves in there?

― JTS, Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

is it me, or does George look like kelly clarkson in the 2nd image?? what about the Queen guy - his ass was interesting too - so tiny tight and delicate next to his huge barrell chest and crazy pre-historic jaw ---- something very kinky there -- kinda like 2 different bodies pasted together...for our pleasure. i'll try to find a photo.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Saturday, 14 May 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

like Van Halen was never pop? Diamond Dave highly qualifies. Personally, he's the least qualified. Then again, rock ass isn't something I dwell upon that often (dot dot dot)

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 14 May 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

revive! sadly, the Prince pix have been pwned. Le sigh...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 16 January 2006 04:03 (twenty years ago)

i know who has the peartest buttocks...

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 16 January 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Diamond Dave nearly has a woman's ass. I thought it was old Melissa Etheridge photo

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 16 January 2006 05:23 (twenty years ago)

or an aged shakira

― gear (gear), Monday, 16 January 2006 05:25 (twenty years ago)

Can't find the stills but on evidence of 'the lebanon' video all the non-oakey male members of the human league were pretty perky in the buttock area circa 1984.

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 16 January 2006 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Tiga. OMG he's so hawt.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 16 January 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to vote John Cameron Mitchell. Cue end frames of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Rawr!!!!

― Myke Weiskopf (Myke Weiskopf), Monday, 16 January 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Tiga is the ladies' choice on ILM, oh yes.

Formerly, I would have said Julian Casablancas, but he's been on some kind of Atkins weightloss thing and his ass is no longer the wonder that it once was. ::cries::

― Disciplining And Controlling My Mind (kate), Monday, 16 January 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

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