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That was to read Eminem's Gay Puppets. Sorry.
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Eminem has caused controversy with a shocking new video - which features lesbian puppets. The rebellious rapper's promotional film for new single 'Ass Like That' sees the female dolls - which bear a striking resemblance to celebrity sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen - stripping and kissing.

The chart-topping star also slams a number of celebrities in the song. In the lyrics Eminem jokes about Janet Jackson's infamous Super Bowl incident - when she flashed a jewel-studded bare breast - and says Britney Spears has "shoulders like a man". The blonde singer also quips that Elton John only likes him for his "sex skills" and makes a rude proposition to 'No Doubt' singer Gwen Stefani.

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

"blonde"

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

What the hell is going on that "Ass Like That" is actually being released as a single?

Also - "blonde" "SINGER"?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

EMIMEM IS NOT GAY YOU ARE ALL ROXXOR!!

― OD (mark grout), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

The stink of desperation hangs heavy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cclinf.polito.it/~s79776/Varie/The%20Simpsons/nelson.gif haha

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

EMIMEM IS NOT GAY

but his puppets are...

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Wow, he's like the Joan Rivers of hip hop now.

― jotai, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

"now"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

says Britney Spears has "shoulders like a man"

Unlike Em, himself.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

The blonde singer also quips that Elton John only likes him for his "sex skills"

sounds like they've been intimate. wonder who was on top?

― rentboy (rentboy), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Em's insults seem to be declining in quality.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

It doesn't mention that the video starts Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (who I thought was Eminem's enemy; when did they make up?), and the dog asks Eminem "You kiss with 50 Cent with that mouth?" I just saw it last night. It's pretty dumb, but more entertaining than the song at least. The puppets all look like they'd be on *Crank Yankers.*

― xhuxk, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

'No Doubt' singer Gwen Stefani.

Must she still be called No Doubt's singer for people to recognize her name?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I understand this single will feature a new bonus track "Kelly O's A Fatty Fat Fat" proving Marshall's on the ball and up to speed.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

The puppets all look like they'd be on *Crank Yankers.*

Well, yeah, no kidding, considering that one of the puppets is Crank Yankers' "Special Ed."

I guess the point of the song is that Eminem is saying that Triumph is lame and tells awful jokes. But that's kind of thrown down the crapper when the video actually features Triumph and Triumph is actually pretty funny.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Eminem's still putting out records?

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

His album last year was one of the top sellers in the States. It also seems to be the most anonymous hit album of recent years. I think there was more talk about 50 Cent (speaking of anonymous...).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Ned, plz stop misspelling "omnipresent", k thx.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Can we get back to discussing gay puppets please?

I could never tell if Janice on the Muppets was male or female, but she was surely Floyd's partner. Dr. Teeth however, was as staright as they come. Fozzy...no question.

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

I saw this video yesterday.

OMGWTFLOL doesn't even come close to covering this one. This song and video make "Just Lose It" look like "Stan" by comparison. It's utterly incomprehensible.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Video accessible here:
http://launch.yahoo.com/musicvideos/
I had to use IE to see, but whoaboy.
1)This song shouldn't ever have been on the album, much less released as a single.
2)As dumb as the song is, that's precisely how dumb the video is.
3)Em needs an intervention pronto
4)The G-Unit puppet blowing smoke was amusing.
5)I wonder what kind of money Robert Smigal is seeing on this?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

I guess the point of the song is that Eminem is saying that Triumph is lame and tells awful jokes.

I recognize which song this is now, and I'm utterly shocked it was made into a single. Undoubtedly the worst thing he's ever done. Anyone who still really cares what he has to say must be among those who assume TRL and Fred Durst still contain relevance.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

shocking

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

you know what's the worst thing about Eminem in 2005? That he's still wearing those shitty velour tracksuits when every other rapper stopped rocking them about 5 years ago. Someone needs to hook him up with a platinum grill or some nice suits.

― Jacob (Jacob), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)

Someone needs to hook him up with a platinum grill or some nice suits

Pete Nice to thread.

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

I will gladly bean Eminem across the dome with a platinum Weber.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

Steven Weber of TV's Wings?

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

Haha just his teeth!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

Less Eminem, more Ying-Yang Twinz.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

nine months pass...

hi eminem are u gay i want u to tell me if u are gay cause i hate u so much if u r gay man i love and i love ur song lose ur self in the music at the moment that u oun it u better never let it go go hey u gay if u will not say if u r gay or not i will hate ok ???????

i hate u gay if u r gay i love u so muchif u r not ok??

― john michel gordanm, Thursday, 23 March 2006 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

precious.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 23 March 2006 08:06 (nineteen years ago)

i luv u

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 23 March 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

That boy digs prick ya, know.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 23 March 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

Queer as a three-dollar bill.

― js (honestengine), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ.

dear terrorists: please wipe out country off the map.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

that'll still leave all the other damn people, though, Matt

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

i got all excited that this was a single until i realized it was an old thread. was it really released as such and made no dent?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Ass Like That" only made it to #60 in the States.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

NUTHIN BOUT EMIEM IS GAY!LESBIANS ARE COOL ANYWAY!

― LaRosa Wisecup, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

NUTHIN BOUT EMIEM IS COOL!LESBIANS ARE GAY ANYWAY!

― lf (lfam), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

eminem not gay ya'll juxx need ta stop tha hatin nd shut tha fucc up

― lilianna l. watson, Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

We love you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

proof that shawtyprincessa@aol.com and shawtyprincessb@aol.com are already taken.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

We love you, Ned Raggett.

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

i posess real proof that eminem is gay as fuck, fuckboy eminem if you heard this benzino a bitch 2 but at least he street, u got niggakilled urself & u a f4git 4 lyfe 4 that

― nordic track (pds37), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

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