Post Your Own 'Trapped in the Closet' Parodies/Tributes

Its morning and I wake up to the cat licking my face up
I say, “get off baby I wanna sleep in”
Shes like no way I wanna have my food
Now im one cranky dude
I walk up the stairs,
kitty’s already beat me there
Meowing til she gets her fill,
I walk to the counter and take my vitamin pill

I go to the fridge and I pour some oj,
I just know its gonna be a looong day
I close the door to the refrigerator,
then I read the morning paper
Whats my horoscope say

When I’m done I walk up to the baffroom
Take my clothes off think im gonna be clean soon
Now im in the shower, I reach for the shampoo
I see theres no more left
what am I gonna dooooo?
(to be continued)