MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD

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Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land

― asshat, Monday, 6 June 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

James Brown is Dead

― Geir Hongrowth, Monday, 6 June 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

"James Brown is Still Alive" was on a rave compilation my father had. Aural Ecstasy, I think.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Sweeter than a lorry load of white Toblerones. (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 6 June 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

The unholy trifecta of early 90s rave:

"James Brown Is Dead", "James Brown Is Still Alive", and "Who The Fuck Is James Brown?"

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Monday, 6 June 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

They are the unholy trifecta because they have no melody, and the singers of these bands are not charismatic enough to make them important in their "canon".

Give me a box of Mac and Cheese over these anytime of the day.

― Geir Hongrowth, Monday, 6 June 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

"Who The Fuck Is James Brown?" is one of the greatest songs of all time.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 June 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

i will tell you who the f*ck james brown is he is the guy who made music bad when music was good because he does not know that harmony is important but not as important as melody and canon. in my village we all listen to the history of music withouth james brown because of melodys not rhythm. run dmc is also bad music because of the rapping which is not as good as other rappers that i sometimes listen to that may or may not have melody.

― Geir Hongrowth, Monday, 6 June 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

James Brown is Dead

If you are going to do an impersonation of me, then STOP CITING THE TITLE OF OLD TERRIBLE RAVE HITS!!!!! OK?????

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 6 June 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

I imagine Geir punctuating every capitalized keystroke by swiftly jabbing down at his testicles, swollen inside his tighty whities to look like this:

http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/images/quarter.jpg

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Monday, 6 June 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

OOH A QUARTER!!!

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Monday, 6 June 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

if they are his balls what are the leaves?

vertical karate chop to the testes = the arcade fire.

― Nic de Teardrop (Nicholas), Monday, 6 June 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

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