Will Oldham is an ass and I stick it to him via brutal insults

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"Shave that beard, Beardy!"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

"Voice quavers a bit, don't it, smart guy??"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

"Where's the hair going, El Recedo?"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

It's "beardo"

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Hahahhahahahhaha!

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Here is a photo of Joanna Newsom to make this thread pretty. Enjoy.

http://www.dragcity.com/bands/newsom2.jpg

― feminazi (feminazi), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

"Hey Matewan, maybe you should release an album of country-tinged indie folk? Ya know, throw us a curveball!"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

"More like Bonnie 'Princess' Billie!"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

"Look, everyone, the Continental Fop!"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

"Superwolf? More like SuperROTFL!!"

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

go back to africa!

― shut up, Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

"I liked one of your albums, though, for reals: Ease On Down the Choad."

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

whatsa matta billy, gonna cry about it

― b b, Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Pale-Ass Brothers! haha

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

There Is No One What Will LISTEN to you!

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

haha

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

I See A DORKness.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

hahaha!

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

oooo poor bonnie. do you think he gets any? i'm sure he does, but its hard to imagine how

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

I see the Darkness and they're miles in front of me in musical ability and songwriting form - AHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

atleast this thread is inspired

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

"you will miss my cash when I burn copies of your CD instead of buying them!"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

People mistake you for Santa Clause!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Hey Will Oldham, you smell like OLD HAM!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

How come no one in your family has a first name with more than one syllable?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

poor fragile will

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

poor mumbling dumdum. you should be eating oatmeal in the woods

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Pitifully unstable Will

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

sometimes you fuck the mountain, sometimes the mountain fucks you.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

This is a case where yelling "Freebird" might actually be funny.

― mike a, Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Way to sing, no-hair.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Hey, sweet trucker cap, ponch.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

you have cum in your hair and your dick is hanging out.

oh wait.

― a spectator bird (a spectator bird), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

you wish you were a cinematographer

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

"hey I really like that "Superwolf" record good job!"

― chris besinger (chris besinger), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

"Hey, you may like to go down on her, but believe me, she doesn't like to go down on YOU! OLD HAM!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! GOD!

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

VIVA LAST BOOT-TO-THE-FACE! BOOM!

― Dave Maher (Dave M), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

I won't miss you when you burn!

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Agnes is the Queen of Sorrow because she had to listen to one of your fucking records, huh?

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

you love your sister lisa most of all

― a spectator bird (a spectator bird), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

You're not really a coal miner!

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

I love Will Oldham.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Hey, Will... you stop playing music please?

Tonight's Decision (and Hereafter)... will be to not play your shiny coasters anymore.

Oh, the Joya pressing stop when one of your songs comes on.

Nogoodmusic Revery (All Around) right back atcha, Baldy 'Stinks' Billie.

*(I love Will Oldham)

― On a Strict El Cholo Diet (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

i love your sister lisa most of all

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

EVERYONE has loved your sister Lisa most of all.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Damn, I'm trying to find that Will Oldham picture in the "People whose don't look like you would expect them to from their voices" thread, but I can't find it. Help!

― Dave Maher (Dave M), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Will, you're one Daguerreotype-lookin' motherfucker.

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Hey Will? While everyone else is acting like it's 1981, you LOOK like 1881!

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

look, he's hot in the Horses video - there's no denyin that

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Hey Will! The Civil War called. Yeah, they want their visual meme back.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

hahahhhahahahahahahhahahahahah!

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

you're going to kill him!

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Hey Will, you're not Momus, don't even try. Stick to what you do best: strumming banal tunes and fighting off that wicked case of gangrene.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004WISD.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Gear!, was Will the dude on your couch, then?

― donut e-goon (donut), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

i once saw will oldham get heckled; he didn't handle it very well.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

My bad. I thought the thread title was "Will Oldham is in ass and I stick it to him via brutal insults"

― donut e-goon (donut), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200/drp000/p096/p09620hqbx3.jpg

Why don't you take a walk on the wild side, Will!

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

ok, seriously, Gear, what did Will do?

― donut e-goon (donut), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

James Murphy is an ass and I stick it to him via comic strips

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAH, gotcha

― donut e-goon (donut), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

How could anyone think this man needs making fun of?
http://www.publicservantlifestyle.co.uk/dynamic/sections/entertainment/pics/bonnie_main.gif

― Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Friday, 10 June 2005 08:42 (twenty years ago)

Will? Mike Love just called you a dork for copping his '70s look.

― mike a, Friday, 10 June 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

hey appomattox, time to give it up already

― gear (gear), Monday, 1 August 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

twenty names, half the manhood.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 1 August 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

CHRIS COOPER FUCKED YR MOM!!!!!!!
http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/47/images/sayles.matewan.jpg

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 1 August 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fansofgreenwood.com/Matewan/mate123.jpg
you got served

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 1 August 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

i herd that will oldham is a morman and has like 5 underage chicks for wives. is it true?

― billy scrotum, Friday, 28 April 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Yes that is true.

― cws (cws), Friday, 28 April 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

I heard "Arise Therefore" was what you were chanting when the Viagra didn't seem to be kicking in fast enough.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 28 April 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

You're an amazing technicolor DREAMBOAT!

http://dragcity.com/bands/bonnie.jpg

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

"A little pitchy, dog."

http://www.ultimatevoicecoach.com/i/photos/coach_randy.jpg

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

The moment the test pressing of the new Palace record arrived, the gang gathered around the stereo to listen...

http://users.bart.nl/~ljmeijer/oldham/pics/opscene.JPG

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:48 (twenty years ago)

i herd that will oldham is a morman and has like 5 underage chicks for wives. is it true?

I heard your surname was scrotum. is it true?

― When I Open Up My Mouth All Bullets Spit Out: Bang! (noodle vague), Friday, 28 April 2006 23:27 (twenty years ago)

In further news, "Indie Tossers Decry Will Oldham for Being Indie" shockah.

― When I Open Up My Mouth All Bullets Spit Out: Bang! (noodle vague), Friday, 28 April 2006 23:34 (twenty years ago)

OH NOES, I MUST TAKE DOWN THIS CULTURAL JUGGERNAUT TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF!

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 29 April 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

context is everything with this thread, you overreacting fules

ok, seriously, Gear, what did Will do?
-- donut e-goon (do...), June 9th, 2005 3:29 PM.

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James Murphy is an ass and I stick it to him via comic strips

-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (speed.to.roam@gmail.com), June 9th, 2005 3:37 PM.

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HAHAHAHAHAH, gotcha
-- donut e-goon (do...), June 9th, 2005 3:42 PM.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 29 April 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:OUrlm89WV7dHMM:www.foureightfours.co.uk/img/manhunter.jpg Lektor_No_1: Dream much, Will?
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:amd0nh7hzILPmM:www.dominorecordco.com/site/resources/images/bonlly/bonlly_pre_21.jpg WillPalaceOp: I dream on two bright eyes with a merry mouth below.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:OUrlm89WV7dHMM:www.foureightfours.co.uk/img/manhunter.jpg Lektor_No_1: ...

― gear (gear), Saturday, 29 April 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

in that case, carry on (he does invite mockery) (also, Joanna Newsome is very pretty)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 29 April 2006 01:38 (twenty years ago)

Future Will Oldham nom de plumes:

Unslick Willie Possum
Mondoweed
Oldham Brothers Blues Band
Cherry Diamond
Ratdog

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Saturday, 29 April 2006 02:33 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

great thread!

― goole, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

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