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― anthony, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

shouldn't that be "sod"?

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OMG I really should have thought about that one for more than half a second. I'll get me coat

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doesn't White Town have a song called "Anal Sex"? I've never heard the lyrics so I don't know if it's for or against.

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

get thee to a nunnery

― tmwtfv, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lords of Acid - "I Sit On Acid"

― Spencer Chow, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Raunchy Young Lepers "No! No! No!"

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Taking Sides: Whitehouse vs The Outhere Brothers!

― Tom, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Soundgarden - 'Black Hole Sun'

― Alacran, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that really annoying catchy song that was always played on the radio about five years ago
"Girl i'm gonna make you sweat, push it 'til you can't take no more, and when you cry, girl i'm gonna push it some more ... looking in your big brown eye ... "
The chorus went "lololololong lalalalong" which is the bit that everyone sang along to and then they'd get real disturbed when they realised what the rest of the song was about.

― hamish, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kiss, "Nothin' to Lose"
Piledriver, "Sodomize the Dead"
Geto Boys, "Size Ain't Shit"

― dave q, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hamish, what if I tell you the band is called Inner Circle?:-)

― Alacran, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can only think of two:

Kitchens of Distinction - Hammer

Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

― N., Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hamish, what if I tell you the band is called Inner Circle?:-)

seriously? i never knew that. all those people singing along must have been thick as shit.

― hamish, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Beeswax by Nirvana does feature the line "Billy just fuck me,take me anal".

― Damian, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

bill & teds most homosexual adventure

― goeff, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Backdoor Santa' by Clarence Carter.

― Andrew L, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

obviously pretty much anything from the undertow or aenima albums by tool.

(geez ... can't believe nobody mentioned this yet, that's pretty much their only subject matter)

― fields of salmon, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I vaguely remember a club hit of a few years back whose entire lyric went "I wanna fuck you in the ass," repeated endlessly over a dirty- sounding house track. Heard it once at a club but mostly because one of the waiters in the restaurant where I cooked would walk around the kitchen singing it.

― M. Matos, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Busta's new album has an unholy fixation on ass-licking. Then of course my fav dirty club track: "Face down/Ass up/That's the way we like to/like to/Face down..."

― Sterling Clover, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Outhere Brothers strike again!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

alien sex fiend once offered to "drive my rocket up uranus"

the boy hairdressers: "rory rides me raw"

and, of course, most of chilly gonzales' tunes....

― dbini, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pull up to the Bumper by Grace Jones and Get into the Groove by Madonna.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The sun shines out of our behinds ...

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And you gave me something that I won't forget too soon

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and lest we forget Mr. Zappa's contributions on this theme...

"Broken Hearts Are for Assholes," "Punky's Whips," "Jewish Princess," "Stick It Out," and Mark S.'s favorite (!) "Sy Borg."

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and an entire side of Joe's Garage.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i remember hamish telling me "hurts so good" by john cougar mellencamp is about anal sex. it wasn't the first time or first song he makes this claim with.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Coil "The Anal Staircase"

Dear god! I can't believe that one almost passed by!

― Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how could i have forgot: elvis: "darling you be cruel, treat me like a fool, butt-love me..."

anthony- this thread has been disturbing me. i think its because of the uncomfortable similarity between paen and pain in the original question

― dbini, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i just clicked 'submit' and ilm told me: "We're going to try the insert now..." (!) i'm even more disturbed...

― dbini, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Abbaon Fat Tracks" by Tricky has the charming line "I fuck you in the ass, just for a laugh".

― Dave, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Leonard Cohen 'The Future': Give me crack and anal sex / Take the only tree that's left / and stuff it up the hole in your culture.

― Johnathan, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm surprised that the, um, oeuvre of GG Allin hasn't come up yet.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't forget Weezer: _Hash Pipe_.

― Max Daniels, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five months pass...

http://members.shaw.ca/harryholer/sextoon_sperms.gif

― Jammin Jerry Shalloub, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Er, Van Morrison. "Brown eye girl"

― Kris England, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That was originally titled "Brown Skinned Girl," so it's not a reference to anal sex.

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Add N To (X) - Poke 'Er 'Ole (sort of)

― Mr Swygart, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Butt Fuck" by Human Sexual Response (which, unbelievably, they performed on TV)
"Back Door Man" by the Doors

― Kate Spiren, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Tutti Frutti" by Little Richard - till they cleaned up the lyrics.

― Justyn Dillingham, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

starfield road - sonic youth
roll it over - eric clapton

― lilylou, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
Funny Little Man - Aphex Twin
Evil Dildo - Placebo
Desert Island - Magnetic Fields
So What - Ministry

― m, Friday, 27 December 2002 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Concept album:

Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

The Butthole Surfers are clearly a reference to butt love.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Also... doesn't a song on Bonnie 'Prince' Billy's Ease Down The Road discuss "fingers in your rear" ?

― Ian Johnson, Friday, 27 December 2002 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

"Otherside" by red Hot Chilli peppers

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Marilyn Manson - "cake and Sodomy"

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

'Loose' by Iggy and the Stooges:
I'll stick it deep inside
I'll stick it deep inside
Cause I'm loose

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

'Defecate On My Face' by TISM (This Is Serious Mum)

Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.

Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.

Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich.

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

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Bob Dylan - "My Back Passage"

― Christine Martin, Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Rachel Stevens - I Said Never Again (But Here we are..) "I let you in the back door" / "rough love is so deceiving"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

DuJour - Backdoor Lover

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

eleven years pass...

We had joy
We had fun
We had dicks between our buns

― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 23:05 (nine years ago)

the b-52's - dirty back road

― palko, Friday, 21 October 2016 07:35 (nine years ago)

Razorlight "In the Morning" ("Are you really gonna do it this time?")

― Mark G, Friday, 21 October 2016 08:12 (nine years ago)

stunned no-one has mentioned blazin' squad's immortal buttsecks anthem 'flip reverse it' yet

― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:14 (nine years ago)

Yes, just stunned.

― Tuomas, Friday, 21 October 2016 11:17 (nine years ago)

glad we're on the same page on this one t

― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:29 (nine years ago)

Nazareth, "Love Hurts"

― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 October 2016 12:47 (nine years ago)

http://i66.tinypic.com/2vii6vb.jpg

― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 October 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

"i was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you"

you're welcome

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 11:30 (eight years ago)

The Flesh Happening - Anal Joy

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)

goddammit cursed to have ‘flip reverse it’ on the internal jukebox now thanks to my own post from a year ago

― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

I came here to post a YouTube link to the video for 'Flip Reverse' but won't bother now.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)

ilx blazin squad cru UNITE

― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:13 (eight years ago)

BRB just mourning times past when a song about anal sex by a band whose name was a reference to smoking weed could get to #2 in the UK singles chart.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

peeing to anal sex

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

Kenzie was 17 when that single was released. Now he's 31. FFS I feel old...

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

the past is foreign country, a country w/a donk on it

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

This is their performance from the 2003 re-launch of Top Of The Pops:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNbvviLfaKM

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

The Mary Onettes' "Void," I think ("I'm the void and you can fall into me now"), though I'm always reading subtext in their songs.

― geoffreyess, Thursday, 28 December 2017 01:51 (eight years ago)

Mickey by Toni Basil

― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 28 December 2017 06:10 (eight years ago)

why? this verse? seems ambiguous

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damn
Mickey

― treeship 2, Thursday, 28 December 2017 07:30 (eight years ago)

how has 'the sweetest taboo' not been mentioned itt in the 15 years since it was started btw

― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 December 2017 08:47 (eight years ago)

Busta's new album has an unholy fixation on ass-licking. Then of course my fav dirty club track: "Face down/Ass up/That's the way we like to/like to/Face down..."
― Sterling Clover, Friday, February 1, 2002 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are these real songs?

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:47 (eight years ago)

the latter is "what's your fantasy" by ludacris, the former is by the outhere brothers

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:52 (eight years ago)

i'm frankly surprised there has been no dj assault quoted itt yet

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:53 (eight years ago)

Stankin' ass bitches that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water

Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

Are these real songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9DzelK2rM

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

this is the one matos was thinking of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6sME-wBxZo

― mark s, Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:39 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV2A8icT7PI

This one's about male fisting. you're welcome

― paolo, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

thanks paolo!

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

"nothing out of our loins, sweetie / will ever see the light of day"

shock-headed peters - "i bloodbrother be"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MisfJux-dek

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

One of my favorites is John Wayne Is Big Leggy by Haysi Fantayzee:

"Now speckled hen
Just stop your squawking
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking
I know a trick we ought to try
Turn right over, you'll know why!"...and then Kate Garner emits an ungodly little squeak

― Migdalia Amygdala (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Saturday, 30 December 2017 04:10 (eight years ago)

why? this verse? seems ambiguous

_So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damn
Mickey_

Yes, that verse but Google Play has the key line wrong – it’s “I’ll take it like a man.”

― Naive Teen Idol, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:31 (eight years ago)

ooohhhhh yeah. i remember now. classic.

― treeship 2, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:58 (eight years ago)

re: heysi fantayzee

This surreal image is intended as a comment on the treatment of indigenous people during the European colonisation, and was written after Jeremy Healy read the book Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by historian Dee Brown. Wayne represents the European colonist, while his partner is the Native American people.

― new noise, Saturday, 30 December 2017 07:24 (eight years ago)

https://youtu.be/fXSO6I5YHyY

― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:52 (eight years ago)

That’s ‘Backdoor Lover’ by DuJour of Josie and the Pussycats fame.

― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:54 (eight years ago)

"Bad Romance"

Want you in my rear window
Baby you're sick, I want your love

― LeRooLeRoo, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

Funkadelic-“You Scared The Lovin Outta Me”

― X-Prince Protégé (sonnyboy), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 02:38 (eight years ago)

"The Loco-Motion" is one of these, isn't it? I always thought so

― Josefa, Thursday, 4 January 2018 07:00 (eight years ago)

"Do it holding hands if you've got the notion" ? That's going to make it more difficult, isn't it?

― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 10:15 (eight years ago)

you can enmesh fingers after you've ascertained lodgement

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 4 January 2018 19:47 (eight years ago)

Oo baby do the locomotion..

Yeah, line fits.

― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 21:55 (eight years ago)

five years pass...

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 May 2023 10:38 (two years ago)

Blur's Girls & Boys (the chorus)
Pulp's She's A Lady ("wore her body back to front")

― PaulTMA, Friday, 19 May 2023 11:56 (two years ago)

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

LOL

― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 19 May 2023 13:55 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 May 2023 15:02 (two years ago)

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