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― anthony, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've written them, natch, along with my fair share of oral tributes to paen'.

― Momus, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

this is a bad joke, but not 2 minutes ago, my roommate and I decided that every Sean Combs remix was done while receiving..."uh huh, yeah...don't sto

― al, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Cocksucker Blues' by The Rolling Stones, natch.

― Andrew L, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Fall At Your Feet" - Crowded House

― Nik, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"the viola in my life I, II" morton feldman "dont stop believing" journey "MC5 or 6" Ufo or Die

wait....maybe I just think they're about oral sex...oh.

― Gage-o, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A funny milk moustache. Ah yes, I remember now Nicholas.

― Ally C, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Since this is the third thread to use the word 'paen' in the title in about as many days, I think it should be pointed out that it's actually spelled 'paean'.

― static, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Like A Prayer

― JM, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ugly Canadian boy-band B4-4's "Get Down". It's really sad cos they have cheesy lines like 'No pressure to go all the way, there's other place we can go, lets go undercover, I'm gonna make you come tonight...(long pause)...over to my house'. Chorus 'So If you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight'. They have really bad hair. http://www.b4-4.com/story.html

― Evangeline, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

as with anal sex, Mr. Zappa contributed much to this theme ... "Catholic Girls," "Crew Slut," and other goodly portions of Joe's Garage, "Goblin Girls," "Dumbo Go Away," "In France," "Jezebel Boy," and doubtless countless others that elude me now.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and then there's Eazy-E's priceless couplet -- "I might be a woman- beater but I'm not a pussy-eater."

Let's also not forget NWA's "Just Don't Bite It"

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Tongue", R.E.M.

― Dave, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sweet "Someone Else Will"
("IF EEYUUUUUUU DON'T GO DOOOOWWWWWNNN ON MEEEE, SOMEONE ELSE WI-I-I- I-I-I-I-I-I-I-LLLLLLLLLLL!")

― Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Caught With the Meat in Your Mouth" by the Dead Boys. Stiv R.I.P.

― Alex in NYC, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Just Like Honey", Jesus & Mary Chain = Paen to anal-oral sex!!

― Curt, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are marychain songs even about anything?

Does Pearl by Chapterhouse count?

― mt, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

consolidated: you suck

― dbini, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't think of any, so....

Paeans to handjob: Glued by Crashland

Paean to coitus interruptus: Quite A Feeling by Sahara Hotnights

― electric sound of jim, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sahara Hotnights? jesus.

― Wyndham Earl, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hey what's wrong with the Hotnights? I luv 'em

― electric sound of jim, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hungry Like the Wolf.

― Ally, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i can remember two will oldham lyrics regarding oral sex, maybe there're more:

"lady's got her box pressed up against my face" from his joya album
& "she likes to go down on me, and i like to go down on her too" from his bonnie prince billy ease down the road album

oh oh and i have just been reminded, ALANIS MORISETTE that most awful lyric in you oughtta know okay so these don't exactly qualify as paeans to

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lucinda Williams, "Essence"

― Doug, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Milky Peach' ~ Air. Which makes me feel quite sick.

― DavidM, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'just don't bite it', by NWA.

― DV, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

parental discretion advised - NWA

so slip the c note and you can choke on a wing-ding-dingaling down yr throat.

― goeff, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Go Down by AC/DC.

― Damian, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And then there's Moist Vagina by Nirvana.Someone else on this board mentioned that Lil Kim song I Don't Want Dick Tonight as well.

― Damian, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Consolidated and the Yeastie Girls for "You Suck" needs a second mention. Some Black Sheep song I cant recall.

― Mr Noodles, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

slow - my bloody valentine and AAXX - peaches

― leigh, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My boy/girl lollipop, clearly.
Geto Boys - "Gangster of love" purely for the concept that if you suck Willie D good enough you'll 'earn your gloves' and maybe he'll fuck you...

(off-topic, does anyone know where that guitar sample comes from? 'S annoyingly familiar but I can't quite place it)

― jacob, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sister Ray, by the velvets.

― Sterling Clover, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

How many licks? - Lil Kim

Peaches does a lot of cunnilingus and felatio tributes such as Hot Pink Hot Sex in which she sings "Are you licking it? Or are you chicken shit?"

~Rhiannon

― Rhiannon Mason, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago)

tapes on axl rose

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago)

"put it in your mouth" - missy

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago)

"Blowin' in the Wind"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 03:46 (twenty years ago)

head - prince
cracked actor - david bowie
put it in your mouth - akinyele
downtown - SWV
freak me - silk

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 08:36 (twenty years ago)

grim reaper "suck it and see"

(really.)

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 09:23 (twenty years ago)

Millie Jackson - All the Way Lover: "Why don't you ... just look at him and be very frank and sez ... GET ON DOWN AND PAR-TAY! Mind you I didn't say par-tee, I said par-tay."

― briania (briania), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 11:11 (twenty years ago)

Isn't it "paeans"?

― milaca, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 12:16 (twenty years ago)

Captain Beefheart, "Lick My Decals Off Baby"
(and maybe "Long Neck Bottles" too)

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Captain Beefheart wrote a pena to oral sex

― Krankenhaus, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 12:35 (twenty years ago)

faith no more- "be aggressive"
I started this
It’s all for me
What’s yours is mine and mine is mine
That’s plain to see
So give it up
I’ve got to have
I swalllow, I swalllow, I swalllow, I swalllow
Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e-a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e
What someone else
Would leave behind
And spit it out, let go to waste
I claim as mine
You’re my flavour of the week
I swalllow, I swalllow, I swalllow, I swalllow
Tall and reckless
Ugly seed
Reach down my throat
You filthy bird
That’s all I need
The empty pit
I’ve got to feed
To prove I’m fit
A healthy man
I’ve got to be
Malnutrition, my submission
You’re the master and I take it on my knees
Ejaculation
Tribulation
I swalllow, I swalllow, I swalllow, I swalllow
Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e-a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e
Go, fight, go, fight, go, fight, go, fight, win

― mclaugh (mclaugh), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Please Please Me, Beatles

― **%@, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks of course!

― Conor (Conor), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 12:52 (twenty years ago)

sonic youth-death valley 69

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:12 (twenty years ago)

"e.y.o.b." - nipdrivers

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago)

"Chewy Chewy" Ohio Express

― Not That Chuck, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago)

"how am i supposed to tell you i love you (when your dick's stuffed in my mouth)" - Bunnybrains

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago)

eat me alive-judas priest....i performed this in a shakespearaneparaan accent for my early incarnatio as Eg the Poet,,lyrixx r......"EAT ME ALIVE LYRICS

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Wrapped tight around me
Like a second flesh hot skin
Cling to my body
As the ecstasy begins

Your wild vibrations
Got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable let rip

Eat me alive

Sounds like an animal
Panting to the beat
Groan in the pleasure zone
Gasping from the heat

Gut-wrenching frenzy
That deranges every joint
I’m gonna force you at gun point

To eat me alive

Bound to deliver as
You give and I collect
Squealing impassioned as
The rod of steel injects

Lunge to the maximum
Spread-eagled to the wall
You’re well equipped to take it all

So eat me alive"

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 3 September 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago)

can't BELIEVE noone's posted akinyele - put it in your mouth!!! containing one of the most classic lines, 'i'll be like herbie and hand you a cock'

― jake b. (cerybut), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago)

jake can you read?

put it in your mouth - akinyele
-- dickvandyke (dickvandyke300...), August 31st, 2004.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:36 (twenty years ago)

also: here

also real roxanne - your brother does

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:38 (twenty years ago)

maybe or almost certainly some stuff on the 2cd pussyfoot comp "suck it and see" but i haven't listened to it in 5 years and i can't remember

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:45 (twenty years ago)

also "lollipop man" by...by...ah fuck i forget

"i'm your lollipop man
sucking on your cunt is ma thang"

mid 80's slick r'n'b

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:48 (twenty years ago)

eat me alive-judas priest....i performed this in a shakespearaneparaan accent for my early incarnatio as Eg the Poet,,lyrixx r......"EAT ME ALIVE LYRICS
-- dan bunnybrain (bunnybrai...) (webmail), September 3rd, 2004. (dan bunnybrain)

What a great idea, dan. I would've loved to have witnessed it.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:56 (twenty years ago)

that karen finlay tune with mark kamins or maybe it was coldcut i can't remember or maybe i am turning into chuck eddy anyway the one where she keeps yelling "sushi sushi sushi"

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:59 (twenty years ago)

hahahai think its called "sushi"

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 3 September 2004 07:02 (twenty years ago)

Mirah "Pollen"

You've got pollen on your nose
Where've you been? Where've you been?
Pretty pretty bunch, i'll take a dozen of those
You've got pollen on your nose

I want love in the afternoon

You've got pollen on your nose
Where've you been? Where've you been?
We make the dirt go flying with the shovels and hoes
You've got pollen on your nose

I wait and see if you'll give it to me

You've got pollen on your nose
I've been leaking like a garden hose

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago)

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