Who Will Die First: Cher or Keith Richards

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Or will they both live forever?

― Will M. (Will M.), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

cher believes in life after love.

― jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

but does she believe in love after life? Ewwww

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

cockroaches

― jmeister (jmeister), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

keith.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

i'm gonna say cher

― That One Guy (That One Guy), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

Keith. Plastic definitely has a way longer shelf life.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

Brian Wilson will surely die before any of the other Beach Boys.

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

I like the idea of a post-apocalyptic world that contains nothing but smoldering rubble, Keith Richards, Cher, and cockroaches.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

Who will breed with whom and create a new race?

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

An entire race of Cher Cockroaches or "Chercocks" would be scary as hell.

― That One Guy (That One Guy), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/64531.jpg

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

whooooaaaaa

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

http://img.stern.de/_content/52/47/524743/cher-500_500.jpg

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

cher's retired from performing, right?

― chris andrews (fraew), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

Not Keef.

― PB, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ethanrussell.com/images/keithpatience.jpg

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

They will both live.

FOREVER!

― Michael Costello (MichaelCostello1), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

And the final #1 hit in rock & roll history was Cher and Keith Richards' duet cover of Queen's "Who Wants to Live Forever."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

Brian Wilson will surely die before any of the other Beach Boys.

dennis beat him to it.

― jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 06:31 (twenty years ago)

dennis beat him to it.

Siblings are always competing with each other.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Cher's never had a substance abuse problem, has she? Still, my money's on Keith, who is clearly in league with His Infernal Majesty.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Not to sound all hyperbolic and shit, but Keef's face in that pic upthread really really really honestly and truly reminds me of the time my dog threw up some balogna slices. Same pink and greasy texture.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

my money's on Keith, who is clearly in league with His Infernal Majesty.

But Cher's the one with a million horned devil hands behind her like some pagan goddess.

― Stoner Guy, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

Keith will definitely decompose first.

The most recent album of hers I own is "Dark Lady," but I like Cher. She cheerfully acknowledges her bouts of public self-embarrassment, and many worse actors have won Oscars.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

fuck, i keep reading this thread as having something to do with Feist's Let it Die

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Dammit I was really hoping that this thread referenced a reality TV show of the same name.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

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