Most Annoying Faces In Music

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You look at them and think, "Man, I bet this guy's personality is even cornier than his music. I'd kick his head in." I'll start.

Singer of Tea Party. He looks like a Will Ferrell character but REAL. He looks like the kind of dickhead that twitches his head forward every 2 minutes so his hair will dangle in the right mysterious way over his lumpy dork face and gimpy mouth out of which spews MUCH pseudy nonsense and Menthol 100's breath. "Finding the fifth chakra is no cakewalk, it's uber-hard, and that's the direction we want to take it in the studio." STFU MAN.

Over 2 U.

― Ramosi, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One word: Billy Corgan.

― David = neros, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Travis. Twice.

― Snotty Moore, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Guitarist from Creed is the worst, hands down. Singer is second worst.
Drummer from Red Hot Chili Peppers bears a striking resemblance to Will Ferrell as well, and not either in a good way.

― Keiko, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

J-lo when she is dancing. It's like a mix between "what's that smell?" and utter contempt for those not as bootylicious as she apparently thinks she is.

― Ryan, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alanis Morrisette's disquietingly equine features.

― Alex in NYC, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The guy from Fuel. He is the worst of the "trying oh-so-hard to look messy" hairstyle crowd. I don't need to kick his head in, it looks like someone did it already.

― Vinnie, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

beyonce.

― di, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Staind - all of them (bar the bassist) look like they're auditioning for the pinhead role in the Goonies,or perhaps Leatherface.

― Damian, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BT. Or the guy in Korn.

― , Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Limp Korn and its cohorts are the obvious answers. I'd vote for Liam Gallagher. And that Aaron Carter is getting freakier by the minute.

― helenfordsdale, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I still can't get that fucking Wham album cover out of my mind - every time I hear the word 'Faces' - I think of 'Make it Big'. And there was Tears for Fears which also had large face portraits on "Songs from the Big Chair"... Hmmm - both use the word 'Big' in the title, and both have Big faces on them. It may have been a conspiracy that was thwarted.

In more recent hatings, Mr Vedder (specifically, his chin), Adam Duritz (specifically, all of him), and most recently, Mariah Carey, more than ever.

― Dave225, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

...that bloody, bloody drummer from Stereophics!

― Jez, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mariah Carey? No way. She's barmy in a cute way. Glitter was so bad. It reminded me of Next Big Thing. Next up is the Britney Spears flick.

― helenfordsdale, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

. She's barmy in a cute way

She used to be. I'm just so sick of her face. Although it's like a train wreck. I'm secretly (well, not anymore) excited when I see her on TV - to see what stupid gesture she's going to do.

Britney Spears, on the other hand, does absolutley nothing for me. I'm kind of surprised at that myself, because she is kind of cute, and her songs (to me) are a bit of a sham - But I just don't care either way...

And although I don't know their faces, I'm getting awfully annoyed at seeing Th* St**k*s (/) name in print.

― Dave225, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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