Paens to Vaginal Sex

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― anthony, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wouldn't it be easier to name the songs that aren't about that?

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sammy Hagar, "Three Lock Box".

― Mark, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

besides Prince?

― al, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My friend Toog calls any female singer who puts six syllables into the word 'you' a vagin chantant or singing vagina. Which recalls enlightenment philosopher Denis Diderot's novel 'Les Bijoux Indiscrets', with its device of talking vaginas which tattle indiscreetly of their experiences. I believe Chris de Burgh is working on a concept album along the same lines, to be called 'Red In The Lady'.

― Momus, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

clever as always.

― mt, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

― Momus, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not one of Canada's finest moments.

― Mr Noodles, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

"So Into You" - ARS

― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

"My friend Toog"

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Friday, 3 November 2006 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not the only one who misread the first word of the title.

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Friday, 3 November 2006 07:59 (eighteen years ago)

"Let Me In" the Osmonds

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 3 November 2006 08:33 (eighteen years ago)

"My friend Toog"

Not quite sure why this echo pops up four years later. Toog is indeed my friend. And?

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 3 November 2006 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

Shake, Rattle and Roll 'A one eyed cat peeping in a seafood store'

― sonofstan (sonofstan), Friday, 3 November 2006 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

"Sugar Walls."

― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

2 Live Crew - Hey We Want Some Pussy

― PappaWheelie, don't fuck this up (PappaWheelie 2), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, and Liz Phair's "Flower."

Flower
[high part:]

Every time I see your face
I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by
I heave a sigh of pain

[low part:]

Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it

Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions too

Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect suck me size

You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so
Obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen

You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Cramming slamming ramming in me

Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it

Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you 'til your dick is blue

― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently?

― his sister pam (hissisterpam), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/hiphopinterview/toog11.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000019GE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.dementlieu.com/~obik/bigblack/discog/images/fucking2.jpg

― PappaWheelie, don't fuck this up (PappaWheelie 2), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

body count 'strippers'

A porno star, you're in 3-D,
you're right in front of me,
under the strobe lights,
moving that ass right, lap dance,
I'm 'bout to bust in my pants.
Goddamn baby, take my money,
take my life, I'll diss friends,
I'll leave my wife.
Every night I'm in the front row waitin.
Contemplating, masturbating.
Tell me what to do and it's done,
You whisper in my ear tell me
I'm the one,
last night I think I gave you 15 hun,
but as for a date, I can't get one.
Strippers
I want my dick sucked.
Strippers
I wanna bust a nut.
(MONOLOGUE)
CHORUS
You're worse than a whore,
you won't fuck.
I wanna fuck you so damn bad
I'll give you anything you want
you can have my pad.
Girl I'll kill for you,
take my jewels, my cash.
Just put that pussy on my dick
and baby move that ass.
Your tits are so fat, I wanna
suck 'em dry
Push your clit near my face, I just
might try
Stick that ass out, stick it out baby,
you simulate your suckin my dick
drives me crazy.
I wanna ram it in your ass right now,
tonight baby I think I gave ya damn
near two thou,
you push your puss on my dick
you make my balls turn blue -
Don't make me rape you.
Strippers
CHORUS

― Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Saturday, 4 November 2006 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

FZ - "I Have Been In You"
Burdon & War - "Bare Back Ride"
Blue Hippos - "Love Me Deeper"

― christoff (christoff), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

Why does Geto Boys' "Gangster of Love" always seem to fit the "Paens to..." threads?

― that's so taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

liz doesn't really sell that minions line. i never believed the minions were going to get laid.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

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