lyrics to “Hyperbolicsyllabicsequedalymistic" by Isaac Haayes

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell.
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
my balls are burning
give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
my balls are burning
oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
do somethin

now tell me what i say
hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic

i can't sleep at night
but that's all right
indeed tells me (?)
my heart's in strife
eminating
'riginating from a love asphixiation
said i better slow down before you drive me in the ground
but what he doesn't know is I want another encore

now what i say
hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic

let me stop procrastinatin'
standin' hear, a-narratin'
find my emancipator, she's a love educator
cerebrum, cerebellum, and medulla oblongata
a slave's on a horse, he returns she explores
just heard a discussion about a racial relationship

now what i say
hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic

dig the groove, make it move
oh baby

i wanna come back
cuz i like it like that
your modus operandi
*Crazy all right, out of sight
*?? phalanges
*you know how to please
*like astronomical stupensity you really satisfy when you're loving me

now tell me what i say
hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic

i can't sleep at night
but that's all right
*M.D. tells me (?)
*my heart's on strike
emanating
'riginating from a love asphixiation
said i better slow down before you drive me in the ground
but what he doesn't know is I want another go (*)

now what i say
hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic

let me stop procrastinatin'
standin' hear, a-narratin'
find my emancipator, she's a love educator
cerebrum, cerebellum, and medulla oblongata
a slave's on a horse, he returns she explores
just heard a discussion about a racial relationship

now what i say
hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic

dig the groove, make it move
oh baby