"Hello, sir, this is the NME.."

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"We're running a bit of a promotion here on our sister publication Uncut. Would you like the next three issues delivered to you for three pounds?"

Well, let me see.

NO!

"Noooo problem at all, thank you ... "

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Uncut is such a weird title for a mag.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

A music mag that is

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Never mind all that. You wait your whole life for the NME to ring you and what happens?

(admittedly I stopped waiting around about 1986)

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

well it was originally a film mag i think

charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

and before that it was a mag about circumcision.

*boom-boom*

thank you, i will be here all week.

ppp, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

actually i would think a mag about circ would be called anything but uncut

rentboy (rentboy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

i should have written 'anti circumcision'

never mind

ppp, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

it wasn't originally a film mag gareth!! it was a mag where your great long flowery penis feature didn't get snipped to bits by emsaculating ediToRZ!!

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

I get called by the cable company, they say "we have this special deal"- I say "I do not own a TV"- they say "but wait, do you currently get satell... oh. OK." Haha dummy flow-chart reading telemarketer.

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)


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