1,005 Hot Rhymes

2. "I'm not a business man/I'm a business, maaaaaaaaaan"

9. "I'm the Sinatra of my day / Old blue eyes my nigga, I did it my way / If ya'll not rolling with Hov then hit the highway"

10. "Well it's the M-I-crooked letter / And when I'm on the microphone it's best to wear your sweater / 'Cause I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenail"

11. "I don't push a lot of vehicles / But I push a used one with a tape deck if it's feasible"

12. In fierce competition with INS--for me anyway--is the entirety of Busta's "Rhymes Galore," especially:
"Leanin' on niggas like we on motorcycles pop-a-wheelyin' / Fuck-a yo opinion / Dominatin' like we on King's Dominion..."

13. "It was all a dream..."

14. "Yo, yo, yo, ya'll can't stand right here / In this right hand was your man's worst nightmare / Loud enough to burst his right eardrum close range / The game is not only dangerous but it's most strange / I sell rhymes like dimes..."

15. "He set bombs in bottles of champagne / And when niggas popped the cork, niggas lost half they brains"

16. Joker rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
Classical slap-stick, rappers need Chapstick
A lot of them sound like they in a talent show
So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
Tally-ho! High Joker like a spades game
Came back from five years layin', stayed the same

17. Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner
The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be "Knob Shiner"
For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck
To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knucklefucks

Ha, I liked that rhyme... in Dylan's Positively Fourth Street! ("if i were a master thief i would have robbed 'em (...) it's not my problem")

I generally dislike Paul Barman but I submit this indisputable gem:

22. "I threw away my CELL PHONE / because I SELF-OWN"

Clap your hands everybody, if you got what it takes
Cause I'm KRS and I'm on the mic and Premier's on the breaks
If you don't know me by now I doubt know me
I never won a Grammy I won't win a Tony
But I'm not the only MC keeping it real
When I pick up the mic and smash a rapper girls go ooooh!
Chck the time as I arrive arrive it's nineteen ninety five
Whenever I arrive the party get's live
Flow with a master rhymer as I leave behind the video rapper
You know, the chart climber
Clappa! Don't goes another rapper on to another matter
Punch up the data: Blastmaster
Knowledge Reigns Supreme Over Nearly Everybody
Call up KRS he's guaranteed to rip a party
Flat-tops braid bald-heads or knotty dread
There once was a story about a man named Jed
But now Jed is dead and all his kids instead
Wanna kick rhymes of the top of they head
Word, what go around come around I figure
Now we got white kids callin themselves nigga
The tables turn as the crosses burn
Remember: you must leeeeearn
I bump the styles I rip and how wild I get
I go on like a space age rocketship
you can be a mac, a pimp, hustler or player
But make sure live you is a dope rhyme sayer

Does a woman make a man feel like a man cause she's givin' him the pussy hole?
Does a man make woman feel like a woman when he says she's sweeter than a tootsie roll?
Well, self control should be first on the scroll but it's all about the scrotum and the pole
And that feeling that takes ahold of most people
The pussy and the dick are equal, both deceitful
Some niggas ain't got control of they dingaling
Forget about everything when it starts tingling
Some gals can't stop mingling
Need someone to scratch that itch
Bitch, keep jingling
But mother nature's more powerful than you thinks
After a couple drinks, you'll hit it if it stinks
But ain't nobody perfect and plus
Babies have to be born and nuts gotta be bust
Just
Don't duck over somebody you trust
Fallin' head over heels into lust