3-year-old fronts San Francisco band, fuses scat and punk

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Includes mp3 of cover of Van Halen's "Get Me A Doctor". MySpace page has punk-rock scat-singing about poo.

― shanecavanaugh (shanecavanaugh), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

That's "Somebody Get Me A Doctor".

― shanecavanaugh (shanecavanaugh), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

SCAT?

― Hand Shapes (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear God in Heaven.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Some clips, including "Darth Vader Is Mean", at http://www.aquariusrecords.org/cat/r7.html

― shanecavanaugh (shanecavanaugh), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, this kid rules.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't scat mean feces? I wonder if the kid LITERALLY fuses shit and punk. Must be quite a show. Probably got his cues from G.G. Allin.

― Nestor Smegma, Friday, 1 July 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't scat mean feces?

Haha. So it seems.

― shanecavanaugh (shanecavanaugh), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://aquariusrecords.org/images/rockbellcd.jpg

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

everytime i go into aquarius i stare at the 7 inches by CANINUS & HATEBEAK. metal and punk fronted by a pitbull and a parrot on respective lead vocal duties. (they were both just covered in vice magazine too)

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish it were "3-year-old fonts SF Band, fuses pat and skunk"

― donut e- (donut), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

also, DJ SHITBIRD AND THE ULTIMATE PARTY MACHINE were originally fronted by an 8 yr old girl, but her parents wouldn't let her go on tour

http://www.littlepants.com/music/images/shitbird.jpg

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

we had a noize thread on this, no?

― larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

haha holy fucking shit

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i started the noise thread

HOLY FUCK, ROCK JACK ROCKS WAY HARDER THAN YOU DO

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Son of a motherbitch.

― shanecavanaugh (shanecavanaugh), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaxon: that split sounds promising: Caninus and Hatebeak

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Hatebeak was dismissed on the Rolling Metal thread, 2004. Not as good as Satan's Penguins, who had grace not to record and push the joke too far. The band art was better, too.

― George Smith, Friday, 1 July 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Eyeball Skeleton to thread.

― George Smith, Friday, 1 July 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

caninus rock.
they had a free mp3 on their website.

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Saturday, 2 July 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

If Ludicra had kept the riff to "Darth Vader" for their own album, they would have sounded a lot better. Too bad the kid mucks it up ten seconds after the novelty wears off. Definitely, at some point "Superbowl is Gay" should be covered, perhaps when he's a few years older.

― George Smith, Saturday, 2 July 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Now, I would be even more interested in him audaciously singing "Oats, Peas, Beans and Barley Grow."

― George Smith, Saturday, 2 July 2005 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Too bad there hasn't been a credible INFANT punkrocker since diaper pins disappeared forever.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Saturday, 2 July 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Was the thing going around about Hatebeak's lead singer getting chomped (ozzy-style) a joke?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 3 July 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(they were both just covered in vice magazine too)

I couple years late and a bag of dollars short, as usual. Let's revive the two little Nazi girls singing white-power folk rock thread, too.

And then the screwing and chopping of "Jingle Dogs."

― Walter Groteschele, Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Was the thing going around about Hatebeak's lead singer getting chomped (ozzy-style) a joke?

-- milozauckerman (wooderso...), July 3rd, 2005.

yeah it was

― latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 July 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

C'mon, can't you come up with anything better than that? Too -meta-. A joke resting on a joke resting on a joke.

Proves my point for the last decade that one can make invent fictions willy-nilly re strict genre music, like modern heavy metal, that entrance the small sucker audience for trivial novelties.

― George Smith, Monday, 4 July 2005 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

so this kid shits on stage and pedophiles come and watch?

― Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

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