Ranking Parliament's Albums

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Stoner Guy, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

1. Funkentelechy vs. the placebo syndrome.

2. Chocolate city.

3. mothership connection.

4. Motor booty affiar.

..and that's all i got.

Ellis, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

1. Mothership Connection
2. Osmium (or First Thangs)
3. Up for the Down Stroke
4. Funkentelechy
5. Chocolate City

Dominique (dleone), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

1. Funkentelechy
2. Osmium
3. Up For The Down Stroke
4. Mothership Connection
5. The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein
6. Motor-Booty Affair
7. Chocolate City

tipustiger, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

I don't get why people like Funkentelechy so much. The comic book was cool, but the music was nothing-new and preachy when it came out, and 20,000 repetitions of "Flashlight" since then haven't made it any better. It didn't even have Bootsy. I like everything before it much, much more. The first side of Mothership, on the other hand, is one of the best things ever recorded.

Vornado, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Bootsy is all over Funkentelechy. He even plays the drums on Flashlight.

http://www.duke.edu/~tmc/motherpage/albums_parliament/alb-funken.html

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

1. Mothership Connection
2. Chocolate City
3. Motor-booty Affair
4. Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome
5. Up for the Down Stroke
6. Osmium
7. The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein
8. Gloryhallastoopid
9. Trombipulation

I have hard time ranking them, apart from Mothership Connection. sometimes nothin will scratch that itch like the weird proto-Sly psych guitar scratching that's all over "Up for the Down Stroke".

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

You're right. Guess it's time for the Alzheimer's exam.

But I still don't get why Funkentelechy is such a big deal, apart from the really good Bernie Worrell work (but maybe a bit too much of it). For me, it was the Clinton-sells-out album.

Vornado, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

"Sir Nose D'Voidofunk" and "Funkentelechy" are hands down two of the greatest Parliament songs.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

man I'm just jealous that you ever even saw that comic book! I've never seen any of the comics that came with the records (fuck you cheapass cd/vinyl reissues!)

I dunno, I think its a solid album, (Wizard of Finance is probably the one Parliament ballad that I really like) and I don't associate it with any Clinton career-positioning angles... but then that's cuz I didn't hear the record until 20 years later, so its pretty divorced from its original context for me. Bop Gun's my favorite from the record (Flashlight is great, but yeah its tired)

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Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Mothership
Osmium
Motor Booty
Chocolate City

...in the top 4, it is almost impossible to decide something more concrete than this. I can say though that Osmium is the best album anyone could ever listen to on SHROOMS.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

1. Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome (I daresay that calling "Flashlight" tired says more about the sayer than the song, it's a fallacy to attribute popular-song-fatigue to the song's quality, no offense Shakey) (also, Vornado, you are either high or not high enough, this is the second-best concept album ever made and is fun and precise in its sloppiness, calling this a sell-out album is like admitting that you do not like or understand anything about P.Funk, go listen to something else) (that makes me sound like an asshole but c'est le guerre)
2. Motor-Booty Affair
3. Mothership Connection
4. Up for the Down Stroke
5. Osmium
6. Gloryhallastoopid (massively underrated due to disco-hate, but come on, Sir Nose prevails on "Big-Bang Theory" !)
7. The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein
8. Trombipulation
9. Chocolate City

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Motor Booty Affair is one of my favorites to put on at a party or something, because for the first like 3 minutes people keep turning it up ("Dude, why'd the music get so quiet?"), and then, by minute 7, it is just BLASTING.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

"I daresay that calling "Flashlight" tired says more about the sayer than the song, it's a fallacy to attribute popular-song-fatigue to the song's quality, no offense Shakey"

fair enough - it's not that it's not a great song that has given me much enjoyment, just that I don't really need to ever hear it again (as is the case with other overexposed great songs). Burned out on it, ya might say.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

give it a few months, Shakes...THE MOJO WILL RETURN

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Haikunym:

I am cranky today and overstating myself. I am most certainly not high enough. But I was a Parliament fan when you couldn't find enough white people who had ever heard of Parliament to have a conversation about them (Chocolate City grabbed me, and P-FUNK slammed me so hard the first time I heard it that I had to pull the car over). I bought Funkentelechy the day it was released, at a time when buying an album was something I could afford about once a season. I thought it was OK at the time, but mildly disappointing; I got tired of it fast and went back to the earlier records, which I continue to play today. It's kind of presumptuous of you to tell me to listen to something else.

I'm not certain Funkentelechy is even the second-best concept album Parliament made. For me, it doesn't hold a candle to Mothership. The concept there -- that the aliens everyone was waiting for were Black, that African-American culture was normative in the universe beyond Earth -- was brilliant and subversive, and beautifully executed, playing off both the redemptive and the threatening prototypes common then (and now) in popular science fiction. It also balanced perfectly between afrocentrism and reaching out to (and appropriating) mainstream culture. What they did in "Starchild" with "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" was stunning: turning it inside out from an emblem of Uncle Tom-ish slave pathos and religious faith to an anthem of power and liberation through sheer joy. At a time when Black Power was moribund and most Black artists had retreated from any political content at all (or did it only with an earnestness worthy of the New York Times, as in "Living Just Enough For the City"), Parliament made Black Power seem like the greatest gift God ever gave mankind.

The non-linear hipster jokes were fresh and great: "Is 7 up?" The naughtiness was exhilirating, too. It doesn't seem like such a big deal today, but it wasn't too common at the time to hear about "uncut funk", getting "funked up", and "tearing the roof off the mothersucker".

Musically -- Collins, Wesley, Parker, the Brecker brothers, Worrell, Goins, and hints of all those old-school harmonies. The horns and jazz licks are wonderful.

I love Clones, too. The cover art alone is worth the price of the record, and again you have the sly, subversive appropriation of one of the major themes of mainstream science-fiction (the mad genius who plays God).

Funkentelechy: It's an anti-drug sermon from an artist who probably hasn't been straight in 40 years, so right there it's annoying. The slyness and subversiveness is gone, replaced by Sunday School. It's precisely as subversive as all those Truth.com PSAs that try to tell kids that not smoking is rebellious.

The Breckers are gone, too, and I don't think Goins was involved much. I haven't listened to anything but Flashlight in years, but if there are great horns there I don't remember them. For the most part, the little jazz touches were gone, replaced by letting Worrell freak out on synthesizer (something that was NOT out of the ordinary at the time). Flashlight was a straight-out dance number, at a time when that was what was selling. Nothing wrong with that, but Parliament hadn't done that since Up For The Down Stroke (which I like much more). And it was their fourth album in three years; it just didn't seem like much of an advance. I don't think it's that bad. I just like Mothership, Clones, and Motor Booty (and maybe Chocolate City) better.

Vornado, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

It's an anti-drug sermon from an artist who probably hasn't been straight in 40 years, so right there it's annoying. The slyness and subversiveness is gone

Maybe THAT is exactly where the slyness and subversion ARE, Vorny! What could be more hilarious than an antidrug message from George Clinton at the height of his fame and drug intake? And how is a record with three nine-minute-or-more non-dance cuts (drones, really) any kind of careerist sellout move? Why is "Flashlight" evil somehow because it is a fun dance song? WHY DOES WHITE PEOPLE ONLY WANT THE P.FUNK TO ROCK etc. (just kidding, w/r/t you. others, no.)

Actually, it's not at all clear that Funkentelechy is only about drugs, so that's part of my beef with you; it's about ALL systems that seek to provide false comfort and shelters from reality. Including P.Funk itself -- if we're talking about signifying on album covers, who does Starchild morph into? Sir Nose, d'. Two sides, same coin.

So yeah, if "slyness and subversion" equals incorporating "Swing Low" into a song (Not Exactly The First Time Black Artists Had Used Gospel Music Ironically Or Anthemically By The Way), then you're right. But is there no s & s in "Three Blind Mice" and "Looney Tunes" riffs being played during our long space voyage? How about all the talk about Mood Prolong and Urge Overkill and "Stay up there until I tell you to come down"? Dude, that is not Sunday School, that is Magic Mushroom 4:20-ism.

And the idea that Parliament was only good with the Brecker Brothers is risible to the xxxtreme. Eff a Brecker Brother.

But I'll crank down my rhetoric. Although I think you and I value different things in general and certainly disagree about these records, I will take back my comments about you needing to listen to other music because you don't get it. That was a shitty Sir Nose thing to say.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Vornado, have you always been devoid of funk?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I haven't listened to anything but Flashlight in years, but if there are great horns there I don't remember them.

See "Funkentelechy"

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

I never got an explicit "anti-drug" theme from Funkentelechy. To me, it fit more into the general transformation-via-sci-fi themes established on previous albums. the stuff about placebos and mood prolong and urge overkill - these were just symptoms/systems jettisoned by application of "pure funk power", those things were just keeping you down from realizing yr true self, etc. I don't see why they have to be necessarily interpreted as George saying "don't do drugs!" (Altho there are numerous instances on other albums where he DOES do this exact shtick (and many of them are still great - "Loose Booty" and "Super Stupid" spring to mind))

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Have I always been devoid of funk? Of course! Utterly.

Re (Not Exactly The First Time Black Artists Had Used Gospel Music Ironically Or Anthemically By The Way): I didn't suggest Parliament had invented the wheel. But I've been wracking my brains for a roughly contemporary equivalent example, and I can't come up with one. What made it special to me was the combination of Irony AND Anthem, which is hard to pull off; the transformation of Elijah's chariot into a UFO, and substituting the "ride" for Home or Heaven as the destination. Also, "Swing Low" isn't gospel music; it has a whole different bunch of associations. And this wasn't the standard sacred/profane love switch-up, although it played with that, too.

But the "Three Blind Mice"/Looney Tunes stuff goes to the heart of what I think. It's a superficially similar thing to do, but I didn't think it was interesting at all. Three Blind Mice comes across to me like a clumsy, straightforward metaphor for being blinded by drugs, and Looney Tunes, if I remember correctly, is a leitmotiv for Sir Nose. Maybe you could convince me that I'm missing something really great there -- I'm thinking hard about your suggestion that the preachiness is a joke, and that Starchild and Sir Nose are the same -- but I've missed it for 30 years.

Horns: Haikunym, you are right that the Brecker brothers were not crucial to Parliament. But the sax fills on Mothership and Clones are something that I always like when I hear them. Not necessary, not central, just another nice touch there.

Not getting explicit anti-drug theme in Funkentelechy: Huh? Maybe that's the explanation for why everyone likes it more than I do (although I seem to like it just about exactly as much as Shakey Mo). I was listening to some different record.

OK, I'll stop now. Sorry to be such a putz.

Vornado, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Dude, I don't think you're a putz, and don't apologize for having an opinion. But I do think you're missing the boat by stereotyping a 45-minute album (by a group you have thought of in the past as complex and interesting) as a one-note afterschool special, and I think you are wrong in your recollection of this record. That's all.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I do think its curious that you prefer Clones - while the concept on that album (and yes, def. the cover) are way better, the overall *sound* of that record has always struck me as flatter and more lifeless than almost any other Parliament record. Maybe its just the CD reissue I have, but the low end is suspiciously lacking, and the whole thing is mixed with this mid-range clarity that I just don't hear on the other stuff. I'm not sure why this is. I do like a number of the songs ("Do That Stuff", "I've Been Watching You (Move Your Sexy Body)") but I actually prefer live renditions to the album ones. I agree that the "mad doctor" motif is more fully realized. Honestly, until this thread, I had never given much thought to Funkentelechy having a unifying theme like the others - if it was there (and apparently it is) it mostly went over my head, either because it isn't very well executed or it just isn't as strong a concept as the others (black people in space! black people in Atlantis! black people in a horror movie! etc).

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Not that I think you're devoid of funk or anything, Vornado, but Haikunym is right re: accusing Parliament of selling out w/ Funkentelechy is very wrong-headed. Parliament was meant to be the populist vessel for p-funk, no? Filling an album with straight-up dance songs about drugs at a time when straight-up dance songs and drugs are what the public wants isn't inherently bad, and when you do it incredibly well, as Clinton did, it's really fucking sweet.

Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

at least he's not claiming that RCHPs "Freaky Styley" is "Funkentelechy's" undisputed superior....

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

oy this is where I leave this thread. goodbye, everyone.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

at least he's not claiming that RCHPs "Freaky Styley" is "Funkentelechy's" undisputed superior....

That would be wrong. Funkentelechy isn't 20-some minutes of 7 fair-to-middling songs preceded by a 10 minute 3rd rate Hendrix guitar solo.

Stoner Guy, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

oy this is where I leave this thread. goodbye, everyone.

I SHALL RETURN STARCHILD!

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

I do honestly want to know if there is a better, fuller-sounding version of "Clones" out there somewher (I know the recent Parliament CD reissues were supposed to be beefed up) or if its just me and my tin ears that hears the sonic difference between that one and pretty much the entirety of the Parliament catalog...

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 July 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

1. Mothership Connection
2. Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome
3. The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein
4. Motor-Booty Affair
5. Osmium
6. Chocolate City
7. Up for the Down Stroke
8. Trombipulation

... haven't heard "Gloryhallastoopid"

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 7 July 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

twelve years pass...

Motor Booty Affair at #1 I think..it's a hard call but it's perfect for this sunny day

Week of Wonders (Ross), Sunday, 27 August 2017 19:44 (eight years ago)

Just drove over George Clinton Bridge.

When I Get To The Borad (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 27 August 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

Mothership Connection
Motor-Booty Affair
Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome
Chocolate City
Up for the Down Stroke
The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein
Osmium
Trombipulation
Gloryhallastoopid

Not that keen on the bottom three.

kitchen person, Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

Mothership Connection > Motor Booty Affair > Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome >>> Osmium > Up for the Down Stroke > The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein > Chocolate City >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trombipulation > Gloryhallastoopid

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Sunday, 27 August 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

two years pass...

What a way to wash Trump out of my hair!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 01:16 (six years ago)


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