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so that's where they all go:

WOODEN WAND
9.6.2005harem of the sundrum & the witness figg CD
WOODEN WAND & SATYA SAI BABA
1.7.2005play ”moray elk themes” 3”CD-R
WOODEN WAND & THE VANISHING VOICE
angel hair CD-R
xiao LP
live @ pasture CD-R
town on the edge of darkness CD-R
sunset sleeves LP orange
22.6.2005l’un marquer contre la moissonneuse CD

i have all these too:

live 1977 CD
the peel sessions (ep): put away / mess of my / no xmas for john key / like to blow 12”
live at the witch trials LP
live at the witch trials (expanded deluxe edition) 2-CD
dragnet CD
dragnet (expanded deluxe edition) CD
totale’s turn (it’s now or never) LP
77 - early years - 79 LP
grotesque (after the gramme) CD
grotesque (after the gramme) (expanded deluxe edition) CD
the legendary chaos tape (live at acklam hall, london, 1980) CD
slates/a part of america therein, 1981 CD
hex enduction hour LP white
hex enduction hour+ CD
room to live (undilutable slang truth) LP white
room to live (undilutable slang truth) CD
in a hole+ 2-CD
hip priests and kamerads LP
hip priests and kamerads CD
austurbæjarbíó (reykjavik live may 6, 1983) CD
perverted by language LP white
perverted by language CD-R
palace of swords reversed (compilation: 1980 - 83) LP
totally wired - the rough trade anthology 2-CD
C.R.E.E.P. / pat-trip dispenser / c.r.e.e.p. 12”
the wonderful and frightening world of the fall LP
the wonderful and frightening world of the fall CD
call for escape route (ep): draygo’s guilt / clear off! / no bulbs 12”
this nation’s saving grace LP
this nation’s saving grace CD
couldn’t get ahead / rollin’ dany / petty thief lout 12”
rollin’ dany / couldn’t get ahead / vixen / barmy / petty (thief) lout MLP
bend sinister LP
bend sinister CD
hey! luciani / entitled / shoulder pads #1b 12”
there’s a ghost in my house / sleep dept snatches / mark’ll sink us / haf found bormann 12”
hit the north (parts 1 & 2) 7” pic
hit the north (parts 1 & 3) / australians in europe / northerns in europ 12”
hit the north (zeus b. held remix / extended version / dub version) 12”
bbc radio 1 live in concert CD
the collection CD
victoria / guest informant / tuff life booogie / twister 12”
the frenz experiment LP
bremen nacht run out / mark’ll sink us 7”
i am kurious oranj LP
i am kurious oranj CD
jerusalem / acid priest 2088 / big new prinz / wrong place, right time no 2 2x7”
cab it up / dead beat descendant / kurious oranj (live) / hit the north (live) 12”
seminal live LP
seminal live CD
458489 a-sides CD
458489 b-sides 2-LP
458489 b-sides 2-CD
telephone thing / british people in hot weather 7”
telephone thing (extended mix) / british people in hot weather / telephone dub 12”
extricate CD
popcorn double feature / arms control poseur / butterflies 4 brains 12”
popcorn double feature / zandra / black monk theme part 2 12”
white lightning / zagreb (movement II) / blood outta stone / funeral mix 12”
high tension line / xmas with simon / don’t take the pizza 12”
shift-work CD
free range / return / dangerous / everything hurtz 12”
code: selfish CD
ed’s babe / pumpkin head xcapes / the knight, the devil and death / free ranger 12”
listening in - lost single tracks 1990-92 CD
kimble / c’n’c hassle schmuck 7”
kimble (ep): kimble / gut of the quantifier / spoilt victorian child / words of expectation MCD
why are people grudgeful? / glam racket / the re-mixer / lost in music 12”
the infotainment scan CD
middle class revolt (aka the vapourisation of reality) CD
celebral caustic CD
the twenty seven points 2-CD
sinister waltz CD
the chiselers / chilinist / interlude/chinilism CDS
fiend with a violin CD
oswald defence lawyer CD
the light user syndrome CD
time enough at last (oxymoron/cheetham hill/15 ways to leave your man) 3xCD
the less you look the more you find 2-CD
levitate CD+CDS
northern attitude - an alternative selection CD
the marshall suite 2-LP 3-sided
the marshall suite CD-R
on the wireless vol. 1: peel sessions 1-4 CD-R
on the wireless vol. 2: peel sessions 5-7 CD-R
on the wireless vol. 3: jensen, long session 1, saturday live, peel session 8 CD-R
on the wireless vol. 4: peel sessions 9-11, long session 2 CD-R
on the wireless vol. 5: piccadilly radio, peel sessions 12-14 CD-R
on the wireless vol. 6: goodier, peel sessions 15-18 CD-R
on the wireless vol. 7: peel sessions 19-22 CD-R
on the wireless vol. 8: xfm & vera groningen live sessions CD-R
the unutterable CD
backdrop CD
a world bewitched - best of 1990-2000 2-CD
are you are missing winner CD
2g+2 CD
the fall vs 2003: susan vs youthclub / janet vs johnny / susan vs youthclub remix CDS
peel session #23 etc. CD-R
country on the click CD-R
the real new fall lp - formerly country on the click CD
theme from sparta fc #2 / my ex classmate’s kids (live in cologne 2001) CDS
(we wish you) a protein christmas / (we are) mod mock goth. / (birtwistle’s) girl in shop / recovery kit 2# CDS
the real new fall lp (u.s. version) CD
peel session #24 CD-R
interim CD
rude (all the time) (ep): distilled mug art / i wake up in the city / where’s the fuckin taxi? cunt / my ex classmates kids CDS
the complete peel sessions 1978-2004 6xCD

hahaha! not really. i would have to move if i did.

Faint praise. Teenagers haven't been cool since the late 70s.

There is nothing cool about having the urge/time/ability to type out your entire record collection and post it to the internet.

Yes, there is.

No, there isn't. It would have to be my life's work. Not cool.

why in the world would someone do this?

Loads of people do this. It's kind of funny when you ego surf for yr own releases (that have each sold less than 300 copies, heh) and you find them turning up on pages like this - a-z lists w/o any commentary attached, just like opo, but longer! Sometimes I want to email them and ask, did you like my rekkid then, but I fear brutal rejection, so I don't.

so this guy hasnt been to rateyourmusic.com then?

Please make The Wire graphic design this illegible too.