I know there are things worse than being stuck in a store, shopping, and being forced to hear Air Supply...

well after their useby these guys were huge in s/e asia in the 90's (may still be for all i know) so ah, being in a tropical paradise. drinking mango smoothies. beautiful beach. trying to be away from commercial western horror. Air Supply on the soundsystem. for ever. interspersed with that "all that she wants is another baby" song.