has anyone EVER written anything worth reading about coldplay?

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i feel sorry for people who have to write about coldplay and the new album. there's not a whole lot of "there" there, ya know? i suppose you could have fun with it if you tried, but jeez, it would be a challenge. i don't hate coldplay, i'm not bashing them or anything, but how could you actually make someone excited about a band like that? if you had to. people have to write about them cuz they are so huge, but most of the stuff you read is as boring as the band. same with lots of that stuff that i find pretty boring, i guess. have you read anything about them that was memorable? or funny. or eye-opening. or smart.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 16 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

3 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
Don't you get it??!?!, April 22, 2005
Reviewer: M. Hill "mikerhill" (Farmington Hills, MI, USA) - See all my reviews
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After reading many, many reviews of this album, I feel compelled to write my first review in several years. So many reviewers, and obviously listeners, have missed it.

This is the story of mankind, y'all. As such, it is a moving soundtrack that compliments life in biblical richness and strength.

Track One - Politik
This song is the creation of the earth. In its tumult and violence, you can "hear" the earth forming. Man first explores his relationship with his creator and other men.

Politik, the discernment of other men's intent. Their politics.

Track Two - In My Place
The difficulty of crossing the lines of authority. Moses and others, always looking for God's direction. In the face of tremendous adversity, pressing on, lost, but not without hope.

Track Three - God Put a Smile Upon My Face
God provides the answer - the path to the promised land. Again we begin to "draw the line", determining how to define sin in the new land (the Law). But guessing is still the best we can do.

Track Four - The Scientist
Man turns to science for answers and succeeds only in becoming more in awe of God's vastness and power and beauty and glory.
"Come up to meet ya tell you I'm sorry /You don't know how lovely you are". He has found no answers in man's laws or science, and aches for the intimacy of a relationship with God.

In the end, "Take me back to the start." But this hope is futile. (Note the return of the Politik guitar licks at the end of the track.) Back to the start, but how?

Track Five - Clocks
"Tides too strong to swim against", pleading for God to reveal himself as the great I AM ("You are, you are!"). "Nothing else compares, nothing else compares" These strains of most sincere praise continue through the song. Yet, how can he return home. "Home, HOME, where I wanted to go..."

Track Six - Daylight
Daylight/Delight. "I saw Son rise, I saw Sunlight." Jesus comes. He is..."it".
God will draw us closer to him only after sending his Son to clean us up forever.

Track Seven - Green Eyes
You are a rock upon which I stand." You are the sea upon which I float." "How could anybody deny YOU. I came here with a load, and it seems much lighter, now I met you. / I could never go on without you." Could it be more obvious? Who is "Green Eyes"? You get three guesses, first 2 don't count.

Track Eight - Warning Sign
The most moving track on the album.
God, you always send something to get my attention - warning signs. I don't care, until life gets to be too much for me to handle.

And I never learn. But each time, without fail, when I call to you, you are always there, always willing to hold me, comfort me, embrace me, welcome me back. "...and I crawl back into your open arms."

Track Nine - A Whisper
Lured by worship of himself, man sees his mortality. Yet he hears the whisper. But he is about to meet his strongest enemy face-to-face.

Track Ten - A Rush of Blood to the Head
Satan sings... YOU are the house he buys and buries. Maximize suffering, doubt, and the feeling of solitude. Show us the emptiness of our heart's desires. He watches. We sing...
"See me crumble and fall on my face. I know mistakes that I've made". (for which I can see no forgiveness or escape).

Satan is set to destroy us by our own conviction.

Blame it all upon a rush of blood to the head: EMOTION, Reaction, Pride.

Track Eleven - Amsterdam
Amsterdam, the modern day Nineva, Gomorrah. Man finds himself destitute, morally and spiritually, and beaten. He is dying but not yet dead. He walks to the ledge. "My star is fading / I swerve out-of-control"

Satan comforts: "Time is on your side. Not pushin you down and all around / it's no cause for concern"

But just before Man looses his soul, he calls out to the only one who can forgive everything. Then, "You came along and you cut me loose", three times. An appropriate finish.

Praise and thanks to Cold Play for not just attempting such a work, but for pulling it off. This is a great album both from complexity and simplicity. I have given away over 20 copies to family and friends. Hope you buy one too. It's moving and easier to understand than the Bible for many, but touches on the same themes. Cool stuff.

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Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

(not serious)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 July 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

i dig it

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

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but report this to whom?!?

nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

I wrote something about Coldplay that I thought was very much worth reading, but Chuck didn't take it, so oh well.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

lemme know if it runs anywhere, phil! yours might be the first.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 16 July 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

I posted it on my blog. (Actually, I posted about Coldplay three or four times more or less in a row; check 'em all out here.)

pdf (Phil Freeman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

OK then this would be the thread where I praise Stephen Thomas Erlewine's original one-and-a-half star review of Parachutes and curse the All-Music Guide for replacing it with someone else's more favorable (but far less entertaining) review.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 17 July 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

I thought James Hunter's thing in the Village Voice -- concentrating on the record production and overall sonics -- was sharp and completely original but he's a friend so take that FWIW.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 17 July 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

ask Hunter if he still stands by this: "Kings of Leon's Youth & Young Manhood is 2003's finest rock debut. Earlier this year, they released Holy Roller Novocaine, an EP. It prompted two points. First was that the Kings, with their beat-up jeans, wry logo T-shirts, Chuck Taylors, and anti-*NSync engineering, might be a Deep South Strokes. The second was that the Kings, sons of a traveling minister, translated the raucously soulful music played in regional Pentecostal churches into internationally savvy U.S. rock. Youth & Young Manhood renders point one irrelevant. Point two, however, remains richly germane."

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 17 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I know that seems outta nowhere but its the first thing that comes to mind when I see his name.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 17 July 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

will do. don't think he likes the new one quite as much. at least the strokes comparison is pretty right-on, doncha think?

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 17 July 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Yeah they have a southern accent and rip off the Strokes.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 17 July 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

OK then this would be the thread where I praise Stephen Thomas Erlewine's original one-and-a-half star review of Parachutes and curse the All-Music Guide for replacing it with someone else's more favorable (but far less entertaining) review.

You wouldn't happen to know where I could read this would you? I googled it and searched the boards for it but nothing is showing up.

Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 17 July 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

i think there's a lot interesting to be written about c.p., not that this is the same thing as saying that c.p. are an interesting band.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 17 July 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

You wouldn't happen to know where I could read this would you? I googled it and searched the boards for it but nothing is showing up.

I'm afraid I don't. Even www.webarchive.org won't archive the All-Music Guide.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 17 July 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)


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