The Truth About Rock Music

I'm just in awe of the name "Madonna Dahmer."

joel facelift (7:52 PM): are those real psalms or whatever? theyre terrifying
joel facelift (7:52 PM): "joel in bible is scary shocker"
ethan P23 (7:54 PM): to paraphrase mark s, if they're fake psalms they're exactly as useful as real ones
joel facelift (7:55 PM): sick dreams are made of fleas, moldy breath and schoolyard cheese!
joel facelift (7:56 PM): astonishing
ethan P23 (7:56 PM): the best part about that is that he's obviously trying to parody sweet dreams are made of this
ethan P23 (7:56 PM): without knowing that it's a eurhythmics cover
joel facelift (7:57 PM): the notoriously god-fearing eurhythmics
joel facelift (7:57 PM): she had short hair, she's just as bad a manson!
joel facelift (7:58 PM): i mean dahmer
ethan P23 (7:59 PM): same thing
ethan P23 (7:59 PM): you know, dahmer was much worse than manson
ethan P23 (8:00 PM): i guess manson is worse though because he had charisma
joel facelift (8:00 PM): didnt manson just send people to kill people?
joel facelift (8:00 PM): phew!
ethan P23 (8:00 PM): yeah and followers, at least dahmer didn't make anyone ELSE kill anybody
joel facelift (8:00 PM): and dahmer didnt try to corrupt the beach boys
ethan P23 (8:01 PM): yeah how evil can you get
joel facelift (8:01 PM): no, what did dahmer do? is he the body parts in the fridge person?
ethan P23 (8:01 PM): yeah he ate people and fucked their eye-holes
joel facelift (8:01 PM): right
ethan P23 (8:02 PM): i'd like to see that happen to mike love
ethan P23 (8:02 PM): i'd fuck his beard- hole
ethan P23 (8:02 PM): i guess that means mouth
ethan P23 (8:02 PM): not what i meant though!
ethan P23 (8:02 PM): i really don't want head from mike love
joel facelift (8:03 PM): we all want mike love head
ethan P23 (8:03 PM): on a platter ha ha
joel facelift (8:03 PM): or mike love's head
ethan P23 (8:03 PM): (exodus 2:23)

ethan P23 (8:03 PM): (exodus 2:23)
joel facelift (8:03 PM): that details the correct way to fuck mike love's beard?
ethan P23 (8:03 PM): beard HOLE
joel facelift (8:04 PM): yes, fucking his beard would be downright odd
joel facelift (8:04 PM): you really did post that you arse
ethan P23 (8:05 PM): oh but i did
joel facelift (8:05 PM): what will the neighbours say
ethan P23 (8:05 PM): mike love was just the last popstar left i didn't want head from
joel facelift (8:06 PM): ew, you'd get head from al jardine
ethan P23 (8:06 PM): and al jolson
ethan P23 (8:06 PM): he'd leave a white ring
joel facelift (8:07 PM): drum roll!
ethan P23 (8:07 PM): don't you mean rimshot?
ethan P23 (8:08 PM): no pun intended
joel facelift (8:08 PM): er yeah i guess
ethan P23 (8:08 PM): i'm posting this too
joel facelift (8:09 PM): no yr not
ethan P23 (8:09 PM): watch me

Wow great comic. I love how the kid is all sweaty and wide-eyed at the concert. Thank God he got out of there! Brrrrrr.

joel facelift (8:14 PM): that isnt a useful contribution to the thread!
ethan P23 (8:14 PM): it's damned funny though
joel facelift (8:16 PM): STOP THIS SICK SHIT NOW
joel facelift (8:16 PM): bwahaha
joel facelift (8:16 PM): (dont post that)

Where's Jack Chick when we need him? Oh wait, here he is.

"Sick dreams are made of fleas, moldy breath and schoolyard cheese"

Is that the new Oasis single Madonna Dahmer are singing???

Heh heh heh. I was wondering why the hell the guy was making such an obvious Eurhythmics ripoff...then I remembered a certain Mr. M. Manson covering it a few years back. Ha!

That's why all the best music is instrumental!

"won't tell you how to add or think, leave that to your dad and shrink."

this is truly fucking classic.

i like the part at the end where they break out into random, scary laughter.

they just need some good kiddie loving to resotre their righteous soles.

Wow...Jack Chick finally has a halfway decent artist. By that I mean, throughly crappy. It looks like a page taken from one of those old issues of "New Universe" comic books made in the mid eighties...except without the deep plotline. Ho ho ho.

they just need some good kiddie loving to resotre their righteous soles.
Yeah, all these psuedo-christians are nuthin but pedophiles anyway.
Before you protest, know that I *can* say this...for I AM the Lord.
Sez so, right in my nick.

Hey, now. Lee Weeks drew for New Universe! Klaus Janson offered his inks to New Universe! And JOHN BYRNE (before he officially moved into Suckville) drew for 'em, too. Now that that's clear, we can go back to slagging the New Universe.

Kickers Inc.?!?!?!?!