Jonathan Davis of Korn Named His Kid 'Pirate'

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Crankyhead, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

It's too bad his last name isn't "Roberts"

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

Hopefully when this kid gets older and big enough to overpower his weak, pasty-white dad, he'll make him walk the plank.

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

PIRATE GHOST EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK TO THREAD

latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

Where is Tom Cruise when you need him? Luv U Katie Holmes!!!!

Bet theil name their kid something 2kcool!!

Rob Uptight (Rob Uptight), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Piracy is killing music.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

He'll care nothing about the name - he can change it like Bowie's son did - it's worse having him as a dad, no?

nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Jermaine Jackson name his child "Jermajesty"? At least "Pirate" is an actual word.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

most names aren't nouns, be they Jermajesty or Alex.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

given the option, I'd much rather be named Pirate than Jermajesty....or Ronan...any day of the week.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

i like this korn dude better. he hangs out with cannibals in india:

"I want to clear the air about why i left korn and how i feel about them. i left korn because i lost every bit of the love that i had inside my heart, mind, body, soul, and spirit. all the love leaked out of me completely. my decision to leave korn was hard in early 2004 to think about, but at the end of 2004 it was quite simple actually. i wanted to learn how to be the best dad that i could be to my beautiful little girl. right before i quit korn, i caught my daughter walking around my house one day singing songs about sex and death that came from my band. i wasn't having that anymore. when you have a 5 year old daughter singing "all day i dream about sex", and "dead bodies everywhere" ect, it's going to have an effect on you as a parent. also, i was sick and tired of being a slave to the ol' mighty buck at the expense of my family, my music, my happiness, my health, and my morals. i loved money more than everything in my life. money was my god and it was going to kill me if i didn't get my life in the correct order it needed to be in. i played mr. angry for too long. i wanted to feel love again in my heart. i'm not an angry christian. i'm not better than anyone. christians are supposed to despise the principalities that hurt the people in the world. not despise the people in the world. i think some christians and non-christian people are very confused about that. i left korn because my child was starting to imitate her dad. i left korn because i wasn't happy anymore. i left korn because i was supposed to leave korn. i would still be in korn right now if i was meant to be. after i left, jesus healed me from a major alcohol & drug addiction, and most of all a broken heart. i feel like some people want me and my former band mates to not get along like it's some kind of battle between good and evil. words in magazines get all twisted around. it's lame! the stuff that was said in some recent interviews that i did wasn't said in the context that it was written. i did say a couple things a few months ago, but i've apologized for them and i've moved on. i love all my brothers in korn. i was just as much of a winy rock star as they were. the life style made us that way. i heard that those guys are closer than ever now. that makes me happy and sad at the same time. i'm happy because they are happy, but i'm sad because i'm not there with them in the happiness. all i know for sure is that i love jesus and my baby girl with all my heart. my brothers in korn were my family for over 10 years. i miss them and i'm sorry for anything that was said that may have hurt them. any negativity you may read about, is negative gossip. no negative press can ever take away the love that i have for my brothers. my new music is all about truth and love. it's very intense. my actions to my fans will speak love because my love is shown thru actions not just words. i'm here to speak and sing life into the world to whoever chooses to listen. i'm so sick of anger and negativity. when your angry for too long, it eventually knocks you down so hard that you won't have any energy to get up. my purpose in life is to reach out my hand to any UNTOUCHABLE out there that is tired of just existing in this jacked up world. i want to breath life into the people that have been rejected by parents, teachers. siblings, churches, friends, foes, or just society at large. anger serves it's purpose but then what's next? i found a different solution to heal the pain that life brings. anger comes from hurt. anger doesn't heal the hurt. the only thing that anger does is shove the hurt way down deep inside of you so that you build up a wall around you that will keep all the love out. my way is PURE LOVE. my way is HOPE. we were all born into selfishness, but the spirit inside of you can be intensified and overflow you with love and peace. the holy spirit can take away all of your pain if you let it. it doesn't happen overnight, but it does happen. come with me and be a part of a new revolution. i'm not trying to drag anyone to church or shove religion down anyone's throat. i hate religion. i love god. i did the church thing and i'm not about the hole "dressing nice on a sunday and then hit the strip clubs on monday" life. in my opinion, a lot of christians are just as messed up as atheists or more. a lot of christians think that they're better than people in the world. like they're more "special to god" because they are called christians. that's not the truth. god loves all of us the same. no matter who you are or what you've done. a lot of christians in the passed have totally gave god a bad name. they make him seem like he's all about a bunch of rules when all he wants to do is have a personal relationship with each of us and pour his love into our hearts. the hole purpose of what the holy spirit is all about is summed up with one word. LOVE. anyway, my spirit lives inside me, not in a building on sunday morning. my spirit is my heart. i've learned how to pull heaven down here to earth and i feel it inside of my body everyday. i have the peace that surpasses all human understanding. some of the finest intellects in the world will miss out on the hidden miracles that are offered from the highest power above if their minds are closed. a lot of smart people or people with hardened hearts think that if they can't make sense of things with their minds, than it's not worth thinking about at all. i feel very sad for people like that because they are missing out on magical life. but like i said, i'm not here to shove my beliefs down anyone's throat i'm just here to love the world. expect to feel something you may have never felt inside your soul when you hear my new music. i love you all. head (H2c)."

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

It's too bad his last name isn't "Roberts"

Or "Prentice".

Philip Alderman (Phil A), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

or "Ryan"

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

or "Benjamin"

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

Countdown to kids at school calling this poor lad "Butt Pirate" starting now.....1000....999....998...997.....996....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

" i love all my brothers in korn. i was just as much of a winy rock star as they were. "

hahaha

jake b. (cerybut), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.azcentral.com/families/articles/0519celebbabies0519.html

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

I won't mock the man anymore. I figured he just found an uber-cultish religion or something that wanted him for his name and money.

Either way, he left Korn before the boat completely sank, so he's smart no matter what.

Brett Hickman (Bhickman), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

i completely respect that guy for leaving Korn. The words he spoke are sincere, intelligent, and heart-felt. xpost

Vestigial Appendages, Esq, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...
waa is this. lmao. i dont get it. and where is the question im suppose to answer. well waeve.so korn is my all time favorite band. they are fucking awesome. i love JD and everyone else in the band. but Jonathen especially bc his lyrics and his personality. he is aweomse. and is going to be a great dad. he is also really fucking hot. haha. i would so do him. i always tell my parents im going to marry him one day. they are like yeah okay heather and im like mmm hmm. and then wen ppl make fun of korn to piss me off or of JD like ooh im going to stick my dick in his ass like his father did. i get very pissed off almost to the point where i want to cry . fucking dirt bags. (which everyone that thinks that its not true, someone outside his family did stuff kind of liek that to him. not his actual dad, and the song daddy is about him telling his parents and them not believe not them doing it to him.) then i stay mad at them until they say sorry or admitt that korn is fucking awesome one of the best bands out there. kngindfghbnihgnifh. so yeah i had to get that out. im a big korn fan. and i think it isss rlllyyy awesome that he named his son pirate. very unique and creative. i love pirates too. me and my best friend krysten. we have a little pirate made out of lego's on our purses. and i juss found out about his son named pirate today. weird. i guess i never really wanted to face that he has kids. i dont want kids wen im older but juss bc of that now i do. i want a baby boy. and im going to name him pirate. i also dont wanna face that he is married. to a grgeous girl. but im glad too bc he is happy as hell right now. and deserves all of it. but once he meets me i kno he will be happier than ever before. :) chyeahhh. and the korn concert march 28th. was fucking insane. and they did an outstanding job. hahha mudvyane sucked that night.later butt plugs.

Heather.p, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for that heather

Period period period (Period period period), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

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lf (lfam), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

jonathan davis, what a kunt.

dr lulu (dr lulu), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)


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