The Game Is Transforming

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From The Life and Time of Sunnie:

When it came down to it he was good[...] But he did some shit that crept me the fuck out. Every time he was about to bust he screamed, "IM TRANSFORMING" I didn't understand what the fuck he was talking about until after we were finish and he wrapped him self up in the cover like a dumb ass and he said when he unwraps he'll be a butterfly. I didn't stick around to see if that would happen.

This is one of Karrine Steffans' many 'groupie confessions'. There's some hilarious shit here especially for those of you who are dipset fans... she claims to have bedded a number of them

nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

sorry forgot to close tag after middle paragraph

nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Then ol' boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...
"IM TRANSFORMING"

nervous (cochere), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

apparently for an entire year i am the only person who has found this amusing

nervous (cochere), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I had seen this a year ago. incontrovertibly classic.

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

...

marc h. (marc h.), Thursday, 22 June 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit. Awesome for all the wrong reasons.

It's Rodney, pimp! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

How did you meet The Game?
He stripped at this club I used to go to every weekend evening.

!

Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Thursday, 22 June 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

LIL JON:

What was the sex like?
From what I can remember, it was rough. He kept screaming "Yeah" throughout the night. That was odd.

She HAS to be making at least some of this shit up.

Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Thursday, 22 June 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jour.sc.edu/pages/wigginsweb/optimus.jpg

dmr (Renard), Thursday, 22 June 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://whoisean.com/gallery/albums/hurricanes/DSCN0672.thumb.jpg

dmr (Renard), Thursday, 22 June 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

JIM JONES:

What's your story?
I had a relationship with Jim, it was based on sex though. The
relationship lasted for a good four months, until his baby's mom started gettin
all b!tchy with him because he wasnt spending time with the baby. He
was spending all his time and giving all his dick and money to me.

How did you meet?
Well I was visiting my cousin in Harlem for like 6 months and the first
day we got really bored just chilling in her house, so we left and
walked around. We came up to this store (I can't remember what the name was..) and we seen these three sexy ass guys posted up infront of the store. Of course my cousin and I being a couple of dymes, they spit some game at us. My cousin was all up under one of the dudes, I guess she knew him. Then Jim walked up to me and asked me if me and my cousin would chill with him and his boys. We said yes and then left with the guys to their house.

So what happened?
We got to the house, and we was all chilling, talking, laughing and
smoking blunts. Me being the freak I am, when I get high I turn horny. So
I was all up on Jim's dick, grinding, just all around not giving a fuuck
who all was in the room. After all the dry sex we got up and walked to
Jim's room and he threw my on the bed and he pulled his pants down, and thats when I saw THE BIGGEST DICK I EVER SEEN. I was horny and wet just looking at his dick. I told him to fuuck me now and we fuucked that whole night. I ended up staying the night at that house. When I woke up that morning I seen my cousin with her head layed across one of Jim's
friends laps. So I woke her ass up and we showered and then I gave Jim my telephone number and we bounced.

Were you dissapointed?HELL TO THE NO. That man has the biggest dick EVER. You see I said the
relationship lasted about four months!! The sex was AWESOME.

But wait, what happened after you guys had sex?
Well he had my number and as soon as I got in the house he called me.
We chilled more and more. The pus$y must have been good to him because he started spending money on me like I was wifey or something. I wasn't mad at it though.

What ended the relationship?
Lord, It was a bunch of drama with his babys mother. The b!tch was
basically hating on me because I had her babys father wrapped around my finger, and in my pus$y everynight. We ended up coming across each other in the streets and we fought like two grown ass men at that store I met Jim at. Oh and you best believe I kicked that b!tches ass.

Disco Nihilist (mjt), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Am I the only one who pictured Jim Jones sitting by himself in his basement, posting rumors about "THE BIGGEST DICK I EVER SEEN"?

max (maxreax), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

No! I can't even count the number of times I've been standing outside a store in Harlem and Jim Jones has walked by and fucked me.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Afterwards I always feel strangely cleansed.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)


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