What Genre Is Going to Kill CRUNK?

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It's going to die sometime, and someone will do it. They probably won't want to, but they will.

― Horridmonsta (MichaelCostello1), Sunday, 24 July 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

Post-crunk. It'll be 18 minutes of decaying 808 kicks.

― More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 24 July 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

chipmunk crunk

― juicy juice is 100 percent juice (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 24 July 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

White crunk

― Some Guy, Sunday, 24 July 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

White crunk

Like Franz Ferdinand!

― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 24 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.blazinsquadfan.50megs.com/images/blazin_squad.jpg
"If no one else is going to kill Crunk, then WE WILL!!!"

That's BLAZIN SQUAD (supposidly the Next Big Pop Sensation)

― Michael Costello (MichaelCostello1), Sunday, 24 July 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

reggaeton?

― Will M. (Will M.), Sunday, 24 July 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Jazz Fusion Crunk?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 24 July 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

Deathcrunk most likely

― Rizz (Rizz), Sunday, 24 July 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

grime, he said, then ducked.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 July 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Lite Crunk

― Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, 24 July 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

Bubblecrunk, obv.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 24 July 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

same genre that kills off all the other genres as the target audience ages: country

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 24 July 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

indie rock, duh

― 6335, Sunday, 24 July 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Post-crunk. It'll be 18 minutes of decaying 808 kicks.

Where were you during the car audio bass days when they ACTUALLY did make tracks like this?!

The obvious answer is Crunk will turn back into Miami Bass, from where it came.

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Except that it didn't come from miami bass, it came from NOLA bounce and ATL bass. Jus Sayin'.

― $4.87777765546556.00, Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Grindcrunk

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Crunk will eat itself.

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

KNURC, its evil twin that it thought had been banished to Mars. Then Sean Bean captures it and tries to use it to take over the world by brainwashing all the stars of crunk, except for a tiny splinter cell led by the one out of the Ying Yang Twins with the Mick Hucknall dreadlocks...

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Crank, the faster-tempoed successor to Crunk.

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.myvillage.com/images/celebs/bigbrother/science271.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 24 July 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Serious answer: some made up genre consistingly entirely of New York based artists.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 24 July 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Skiffle!

― Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Sunday, 24 July 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Madche$ta.

― t. fiend (t. fiend), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

Except that it didn't come from miami bass, it came from NOLA bounce and ATL bass. Jus Sayin'.

ATL Bass is Miami Bass (MC Shy D to start with). Just as Riverside CA Bass is Miami Bass (2 Live Crew).

And NOLA Bounce ALSO came from Miami Bass.

(see Greagory D/Ninja Crew for proof)

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 25 July 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

slowcore, dudes. its gonna be slowcore.

― peter smith (plsmith), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

I want Gene Simmons to do a grime album.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

FOLKTRONICA WILL RISE AGAIN

― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

nobeat asses gunna be wigglin all over the place...

or maybe it will spawn from what mr frere-jones has called "the most audacious, crass, and compelling thing on commercial radio right now."

― b b, Monday, 25 July 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

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