is rock REALLY dead? what makes it 'dead'?

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lots of people still like it dont they, so whos to say its on its death bed? its still enjoyed by millions, still played everywhere, still important, what on earth makes it dead?

killah, Monday, 25 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Well, I think it's because Lenny Kravitz said it was, and he's the coolest guy out right now.

So whatever Lenny says, everyone knows it's true.

Horridmonsta (MichaelCostello1), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

It moved a little bit last year.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

still important

That's what it comes down to, really. Some would argue that it isn't realy important at all in the grand scheme of things, and is merely treading water (see: that "Loveless is the death knell of rock" thread).

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Can we close this thread? Like, now?

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

THREAD CLOSED!
YOU ARE ALL BANNED!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Len says he's done with Sergio/He treats me like a ragdoll.

Feelya Freely, Monday, 25 July 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

I always feel like the "treading water" argument is ickily similar to the business-world idea that a company must be constantly experiencing growth or it's unviable. There's something to be said for stasis & the cultural notion that accelerated growth is the preferred mode of being frankly gives me the creeps. Any natural organism that never stopped growing would be considered an unhealthy (e.g., for example, cancerous) organism.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Plus, he also said It 'It Ain't Over Til It's Over' and I believe that.

But even if everyone agrees on Lenny's word, he still listens to what his Mama Says.

Horridmonsta (MichaelCostello1), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

alligators never stop growing.

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

lenny was ahead of the curve, if we're honest.

shame he kept on rehashing old rock after he made that song in 1995. didnt really stand by his actions.

killah, Monday, 25 July 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

I always feel like the "treading water" argument is ickily similar to the business-world idea that a company must be constantly experiencing growth or it's unviable. There's something to be said for stasis & the cultural notion that accelerated growth is the preferred mode of being frankly gives me the creeps. Any natural organism that never stopped growing would be considered an unhealthy (e.g., for example, cancerous) organism.

You make a good point, but I don't think Rock's detractors are saying that it has to be constantly innovative and growing and changing. BUT, if we hold it to be true that Loveless was the last really innovative thing to come of out 'rock,' than what is that.. 14 years without anything 'new'?

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mickeynews.com/PressRelease/TV/Doodlebops.jpg

The Doodlebops are bringin' it back, Man. BRINGIN' IT BACK!!!

Horridmonsta (MichaelCostello1), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Motherfuckers, rock is almost FIFTY! Let it catch some goddamn sleep! Geez!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Is this the thread about the opening scene in The NEverending Story?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Sure, Huk-L. It's whatever YOU want it to be.

Horridmonsta (MichaelCostello1), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Huk, let's make this thread about The Last Starfighter.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure why any genre must be innovative. Hopefully, in 20 years people start caring more about what to DO with twelve notes, and not so much what they SOUND like.

darin (darin), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

"what makes it 'dead'"?

It all just boils down to marketing demographics. People say rock is "dead" whenever there's a dip in the youth market's interest in it. In terms of aesthetics, no art form ever truly "dies" unless people stop practicing it altogether. Which is obviously not the case with rock n roll. Whether anything "new" is happening in rock n roll is entirely a matter of perspective and personal taste. (I don't buy this "Loveless was the last time rock n roll produced anything innovative" bullshit. define "innovative")

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

RAGTIME IS DEAD!
THREAD OPEN!
YOU ARE ALL GAY!

Lemmy Kravitz, Monday, 25 July 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Lemmy Kravitz

some buncha clowns really SHOULD do this -- this could be this decade's dread zeppelin!!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if people 300 years ago pissed themselves over whether or not Baroque was dead.

darin (darin), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

New york, new york, is everything they say
And no place that I’d rather be
Where else can you do a half a million things
All at a quarter to three
When they palt their music, ooh that modern music
They like it with a lot of style
But t’s still that same old back beat rhythm
That really drives ’em wild

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll is still beating

La, hollywood, and the sunset strip
Is something everyone should see
Neon lights and the pretty pretty girls
All dressed so scantily
When they play their music
That hard rock music
They like it with a lot of flash
But it’s still that same old back beat rhythm
That really kicks ’em in the

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll is still beating

Dc, san antone and the liberty town, boston and baton rouge
Tulsa, austin, oklahoma city, seattle, san francisco, too
Everywhere there’s music, real live music, bands with a million styles
But it’s still that some old rock and roll music
That really drives ’em wild

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll is still beating

miccio (miccio), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/9171%20ns.jpg

I'm sure these guys have made some advances since Loveless?

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

gross

Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

And I agree that considering Loveless the last "important" thing to come out rock just cause Sheilds went all weeblywoo on his control panel is retarded.

darin (darin), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

rock will continue to "innovate" as long as 1) it maintains its traditionally wide-open boundaries in terms of absorbing other genres and 2) it continues to adapt to new technology.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

(whether or not being "innovative" matters or has any bearing on the quality of the actual music is another question entirely. I'm inclined to say it doesn't matter at all and who cares anyway...)

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

shakey mo OTM

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Rock isn't dead. People who say it is usually mean that they personally find it boring. For a genre where excitement is commonly considered to be a defining element this might seem to be a decent enough definition of "death". As usual, other people's opinions are best taken with a large grain of salt, eg. the idea that Loveless is the last word in innovation.

everything, Monday, 25 July 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Please. lock. this. thread.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.av1611.org/rockdead.html

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Rock: always "Dead!" or "BACK!"

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

"rock will continue to "innovate" as long as 1) it maintains its traditionally wide-open boundaries in terms of absorbing other genres and 2) it continues to adapt to new technology."

is it doing this though?!

killah, Monday, 25 July 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

sure looks like it to me. rock has fully embraced digital recording technology, sampling, editing, etc. it's definitely tried VERY hard to absorb rap, since the genre's beginnings. I can't think of any genres or technologies that have been willfully and deliberately excluded from the rock music industry.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

I've heard about 100 good singles this year. I'd say maybe three of them were rock songs.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

is rock REALLY dead?

Yes.

what makes it 'dead'?

The fact that nobody's making good rock songs anymore!!

What, you actually expect me to ENJOY that new System of a Down album???

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

by that criteria, hip-hop is dead cuz out of all the hip-hop stuff released last year, I enjoyed maybe 1% of it.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

now that I think about it, country is dead too! This is awesome! What other genres can I declare dead?

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

i was hoping for more zombies in this thread. You guys disappoint me.

donut ferry (donut), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

"sure looks like it to me. rock has fully embraced digital recording technology, sampling, editing, etc. it's definitely tried VERY hard to absorb rap, since the genre's beginnings. I can't think of any genres or technologies that have been willfully and deliberately excluded from the rock music industry. "

um sure man, like its abosorbed any of those things and made them great combined. rock hasnt really done anything strikingly different/new/radical en masse since post punk, arguably.

killah, Monday, 25 July 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

that's all just a matter of perspective. yr talking qualitatively.
But take the rap-rock hybrid of nu-metal, for example. That had very few direct precedents - nothing had really sounded like that in rock up to that point. But it was NEW, it was RADICAL, it was LOUD GUITARS + RAPPING + ANGSTINESS, and it had not been done before. It embraced digital technology and the trappings of rap. But it sounded like shit and was a critical punching bag, so no one wants to call it innovative.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I kinda like System of a Down. I don't own any albums, but I like what I hear.

Nu-metal WAS new, Shaky's right....whether it was good outside of a few singles is vry debateable, but was new.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

(in other words, "innovative" is often just a code word people use for something they like that they want to ascribe extra weight and importance to, regardless of any independent scale of actual "innovation")

x-post

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

I mean, come ON, postpunk as the last "innovative" movement in rock??(what about Loveless?!? haha) Post-punk was basically stitched together from other existing genres just like Nu-Metal, only in its case it was disco, dub, and krautrock. Why is that combo any more "innovative" than grunge + hip hop + gothy industrial?

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

But I think the larger point is who cares? Shit maybe it is dead...I dunno....I went to a rock show on Saturday nite and saw four good bands that I liked....I don't have enough $$ to buy all the rock albums that came out this year that I want to hear, so maybe it's not the zeitgeist or what the fuck ever, but why should it be? what difference does it make to me....tons of my favorite records I've bought this year are from bands that probably only tour the midwest sporadically and put out CD runs of 1000....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

I think a lot of what's keeping rock "alive" are artists who exist outside of traditional rock bands - like guys doing mash ups, Mouse on Mars, etc., etc...

But anyway, when people say "innovative" they're usually just refering to new instrumentation. Real innovation comes in much more subtle forms, IMHO.

darin (darin), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Or to follow the logic of "innovation" dictating taste - would you quit eating pizza if people quit finding different types of shit to throw on it?

darin (darin), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

haha

rock is now a more a matter of sublte, small ingenuity, rather than probably large scale "revolutions"...that time might be passed....although you could argue it always was! I mean, how innovative and "new" really was punk.....and, shaky's right, post-punk was more of a matter of assimilating these various influences, just like nu-metal...just like almost every musical movement ever, really....it's always babysteps rather than world-changing epic shakeups.....

i mean, has there been a big revolution in american hip hop that i've missed?

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

yes, but it was technology-driven, beginning around '87 or so - the super-sampling production style of the Bomb Squad, Dr. Dre, etc. by virtue of getting more powerful samplers, etc. And you could say the revolution in hip-hop that came immediately after that involved getting away from sampling and more into synth-based/digitally composed works.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 25 July 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

and yet:

Tony Wadsworth, chairman of the BPI, the record industry body. "We are seeing genres falling in place with formats. Rock isn't dead if you look at album sales."

Article summarised.

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 10:04 (fifteen years ago)

The other two rock songs to make it into the top 100 of the year were Train by Soul Sister and Dog Days are Over by Florence + the Machine.

18 Train "Hey Soul Sister" May 2010
24 Florence & The Machine Dog Days Are Over (re-emergence) Apr 2010

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 10:08 (fifteen years ago)

One reference point that to me is pivotal is, when British radio ignored the Scandanavian Black Metal scene that sold millions globally in the late 90's.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2hz3dvr.png

cup of tea & an orange.xls (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

Come on Geir, this is you isn't it?

Hibernica

10 January 2011 10:41PM

Rock n roll is dead because melody is dead.

Rhythym-based genres like RnB, hip hop and dance are all the rage. but they are all genres which use melody sparingly, if at all.

They are lesser art forms than more tuneful genres because they eschew the good old-fashioned tune so you need to be less talented to be successful than you did when melody was king.

What we're living through at the moment is an era where songs are easy to dance to but difficult to listen to.

The bad old days are here.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 10:54 (fifteen years ago)

Nope. Melody is not dead. Melody will never die. :)

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

Also note that rock has been pronounced dead before as well, but has always made a comeback. There is actually a generation of kids who are into rock now, but it is of course a problem for rock that those kids tend to prefer old music by Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Guns'n'Roses and Metallica rather than checking out new rock.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

My feeling is that of course rock isn't dead - look at all the 2000-capacity venues still being filled by rock bands, with no sign of that ever ending.

However, Geir, by your logic about indie, surely you would say that rock has been driven underground, in that rock No 1s are few and far between and are often reissued songs or ancient bands.

Alan Partridge Project (ithappens), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder how many 'rock' songs were in the top 100 singles in say 1987 or 1992 or 2000. can't have been.. a crazy amount more than now can it?

piscesx, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

However, Geir, by your logic about indie, surely you would say that rock has been driven underground, in that rock No 1s are few and far between and are often reissued songs or ancient bands.

Save for the 50s and a brief period in the late 60s/early 70s, rock music has never been the dominant musical form in the singles charts though.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

All the above OTM. The whole story is limited to the singles chart - meanwhile rock bands sell out venues as big as the O2 with some regularity.

I don't know who Radio 4 had as their "expert" yesterday afternoon but his sole contribution was to claim that Kings of Leon aren't a singles band, when in fact they're probably the ONLY rock band with never-leave-the-chart megahits in the past two or three years.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

Selling out venues is more dependant on older material though. It seems rock bands are currently having a hard time selling newly penned material.

But so they did in 1991, then stuff happened.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder how many 'rock' songs were in the top 100 singles in say 1987

UK Top 100 Singles of 1987

1 Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
2 Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now – Starship
3 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) – Whitney Houston
4 You Win Again – Bee Gees
5 China In Your Hand – T’Pau
6 Respectable – Mel and Kim
7 Stand By Me – Ben E King
8 It’s A Sin – Pet Shop Boys
9 Star Trekkin’ – The Firm
10 Pump Up The Volume – M/A/R/R/S
11 I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me) – George Michael & Aretha Franklin
12 Under The Boardwalk – Bruce Willis
13 Let It Be – Ferry Aid
14 Always On My Mind – Pet Shop Boys
15 Got My Mind Set On You – George Harrison
16 Can’t Be With You Tonight – Judi Boucher
17 La Isla Bonita - Madonna
18 La Bamba – Los Lobos
19 Hold Me Now – Johnny Logan
20 Who’s That Girl - Madonna
21 Everything I Own – Boy George
22 Down To Earth – Curiousity Killed The Cat
23 When A Man Loves A Woman – Percy Sledge
24 Heartache – Pepsi and Shirlie
25 Always – Atlantic Starr
26 Whenever You Need Somebody – Rick Astley
27 Toy Boy - Sinitta
28 I Get The Sweetest Feeling – Jackie Wilson
29 Faith – George Michael
30 I Just Can’t Stop Loving You – Michael Jackson & Siedah Garrett
31 Live It Up – Mental As Anything
32 Love In The First Degree/Mr. Sleaze - Bananarama
33 Crockett’s Theme – Jan Hammer
34 Alone - Heart
35 Wipeout – Fat Boys & Beach Boys
36 Call Me - Spagna
37 Let’s Wait Awhile – Janet Jackson
38 Jack Your Body – Steve ‘Silk’ Hurley
39 The Great Pretender – Freddie Mercury
40 Male Stripper – Man 2 Man Meets Man Parrish
41 Lean On Me – Club Nouveau
42 What Have I Done To Deserve This – Pet Shop Boys & Dusty Springfield
43 Some People – Cliff Richard
44 A Boy From Nowhere – Tom Jones
45 With Or Without You – U2
46 Wishing Well – Terence ‘Trent’ D’Arby
47 Heart and Soul – T’Pau
48 Fairytale Of New York – The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl
49 I Wanna Be Your Drill Instructor – Abigail Mead & Nigel Goulding
50 My Arms Keep Missing You/When I Fall In Love – Rick Astley
51 Never Can Say Goodbye - Communards
52 Bad – Michael Jackson
53 You’re The Voice – John Farnham
54 Living In A Box – Living In A Box
55 Little Lies – Fleetwood Mac
56 The Way You Make Me Feel – Michael Jackson
57 Sweet Little Mystery – Wet Wet Wet
58 Reet Petite – Jackie Wilson
59 Shattered Dreams – Johnny Hates Jazz
60 True Faith – New Order
61 Criticize – Alexander O’Neal
62 Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree – Mel Smith & Kim Wilde
63 Crush On You – The Jets
64 I Want Your Sex – George Michael
65 Love Letters – Alison Moyet
66 Jack Mix II - Mirage
67 If You Let Me Stay –Terence ‘Trent’ D’Arby
68 Labour Of Love – Hue and Cry
69 Running In The Family – Level 42
70 Almaz – Randy Crawford
71 (Something Inside) So Strong – Labi Siffre
72 Causing A Commotion - Madonna
73 My Baby Just Cares For Me – Nina Simone
74 (I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life – Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
75 I Found Lovin’ – Fatback Band
76 Weak In The Presence Of Beauty – Alison Moyet
77 FLM – Mel & Kim
78 Letter From America – The Proclaimers
79 The Slightest Touch – Five Star
80 What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For – Shakin’ Stevens
81 So Emotional – Whitney Houston
82 Mony Mony – Billy Idol
83 Somewhere Out There – Linda Ronstadt & James Ingram
84 House Nation – Housemaster Boyz
85 Heaven Is A Place On Earth – Belinda Carlisle
86 Animal – Def Leppard
87 Wishing I Was Lucky – Wet Wet Wet
88 Here I Go Again - Whitesnake
89 Is This Love – Alison Moyet
90 The Circus - Erasure
91 Crazy Crazy Nights - KISS
92 I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For – U2
93 The Living Daylights – A-ha
94 Coming Around Again – Carly Simon
95 C’est La Vie – Robbie Nevil
96 Another Step (Closer To You) – Kim Wilde & Junior
97 I Need Love – LL Cool J
98 Is This Love - Whitesnake
99 Jive Talkin’ – Boogie Box High
100 No More The Fool – Elkie Brooks

Have been pretty loose with my definition of rock... but it looks like a pretty moribund singles genre even then.

seminal fuiud (NickB), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

The Starship one was almost entirely based upon synths, and produced by Narada Michael Walden, so I don't know if I'd count that one even though "We Built This City" was rock.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:58 (fifteen years ago)

Btw. I would guess there were probably fewer rock songs in 1983 than in 1987. 1987 was more or less the crown year of the hair metal genre.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Wow, chart rock was fucking awful in 1987 (cept for 34, 45 & 55)

xpost. Kings of Leon, Arcade Fire and Elbow all selling out O2 on strength of their last couple of albums.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Rock has never been as absent from the charts as it has been in the last couple of years, which is the difference between now and previous 'rock is dead' statements.

But the charts are more dead than Rock so that doesn't necessarily mean anything.

idgi fridays (blueski), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

xpost Yes, Geir, but nor was indie ever prevalent in the singles chart. Until the era you said it had been driven underground.

xpost Don't forget Coldplay as well, Dorian. And Muse selling out multiple nights at stadiums.

Alan Partridge Project (ithappens), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

Kings of Leon, Arcade Fire and Elbow all selling out O2 on strength of their last couple of album

The first two I understand but Elbow seriously got that big?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, they're called "Big Elbow" thesedays...

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

The Killers are (regrettably) still very big too.

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

And that's leaving aside the countless big metal bands, not all of whom are Maidenesque veterans. Avenged Sevenfold, for example.

Alan Partridge Project (ithappens), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

yeah Elbow's sales went through the roof when they won the Mercury in 09 and ever since they've been an arena type band. played up here at Manchester MEN (largest indoor venue in the country) a year ago. also The Courteeners; a down the line rock band from round here, also played Gmex late last year and none of them can be much older than their late 20s and have never had much chart action.

piscesx, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

Courteeners are like a zillion times as popular in their home town as anywhere else tho right? Much more so than bands tend to be, even

cup of tea & an orange.xls (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, Courteeners play venues four times bigger in Manchester than anywhere else in the country.

Alan Partridge Project (ithappens), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, they're called "Big Elbow" thesedays...

There was an arse joke waiting to be made there, but alas, the moment has passed.

B-Boy Bualadh Bos (ecuador_with_a_c), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

"82 Mony Mony – Billy Idol"

This song makes me want to kill when it comes on the radio. Goddamn i hate it so much.

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

Speaking of huge rock acts, I am guessing Green Day and My Chemical Romance don't exactly struggle to fill stadiums either.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

The former of course being an act that has been around for some time, but their last couple of albums are very important for a large part of their fanbase. They don't benefit all that much from "Basket Case" anymore.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

PiscesX: The main guy out of the Courteeners is my age, whatever his PR and record label claim he is... he's not in his early 20s.

Cracker Flocka Flame (Doran), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Patrick Carney Rips Nickelback: 'Horrendous Sh*t' Says Black Keys Drummer

"Rock & roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the world," he told the magazine. "So they became OK with the idea that the biggest rock band in the world is always going to be sh*t - therefore you should never try to be the biggest rock band in the world. F*ck that! Rock & roll is the music I feel the most passionately about, and I don't like to see it fucking ruined and spoon-fed down our throats in this watered-down, post-grunge crap, horrendous shit. When people start lumping us into that kind of shit, it's like, 'F*ck you,' honestly."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/04/patrick-carney-rips-nickelback-horrendous-shit_n_1183950.html

buzza, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

Rock 'n' Roll Is Dead? Again?
http://www.popmatters.com/pm/column/158581-rock-n-roll-is-dead-again/

Using Scott's earlier litmus test of Rose Tattoo, I definitely like last year's Graveyard album and this year's Royal Thunder better than Rose Tattoo :)

Fastnbulbous, Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

lol that the idea of "rock n' roll" being alive comes down to "what jack black thinks" vs. "what dave grohl thinks"

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

in the sense that Jack Black = Pesci, Dave Grohl = de Niro and Rock'n'Roll = body suddenly making a lot of noise in the trunk of the car

korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 May 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.nme.com/images/gallery/08128_102208_davegrohl_ge_L180907.jpg

"Go get your fuckin' shinebox, Jackie"

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 31 May 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

The enlightened Billy Corgan chimes in: http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2405788,00.asp - it's Facebook and Apple's fault!

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Thursday, 14 June 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

Good thing too.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

dead

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

it's UNDEAD guys! ZOMBIE ROCK DEATH MEME!

bronytheus (some dude), Thursday, 14 June 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

rock has been declared dead every few years since Elvis joined the army

Lee626, Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

i think the "rock is dead" narrative actually died for a few years, when the "hip hop is dead" one started picking up steam

bronytheus (some dude), Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

RIP rock

http://on.aol.com/video/russell-brand-screams-we-built-this-city-on-rock-and-roll-517385489

Get wolves (DL), Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

The hero can't dead till the last reel!

Can we be shown Zardoz + Nick Lowe? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

Rock may not be dead in the same sense that jazz isn't 'dead' but it's getting to the point where I only hear new rock that sounds innovative or fresh about once a year.

viborg, Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

I think that Rock of Ages movie is sort of 'file in rock is dead' category. Also that Twisted Sister and Poison still have careers.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

what on earth makes it dead?

apparently when a critic decides they want a piece that'll generate buzz/draw readers

fauxmarc, Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

six years pass...

2019: when the guy from Superchunk thinks he's Harold Budd and the guy from Lambchop thinks he's Frank Ocean

Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 28 March 2019 12:32 (six years ago)

Rock officially migrated to Australia

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 28 March 2019 12:37 (six years ago)

Died of the boogie-woogie flu, wasn't vaxxed

Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 March 2019 16:43 (six years ago)

got @Metoo'ed

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Thursday, 28 March 2019 16:45 (six years ago)


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