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100 signs that Rock Is Dead

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for the purposes of this thread, lets assume that rock is dead.
if you don't think it is dead, you can discuss on the other thread.
what are the signs of its death.
not reasons for its dying but indications that it is dead.

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

no breathing

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

too little blood

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

wierd amount of carbon dioxide

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

not enough brain fluid

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

rigor mortis

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

no pulse

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

arm go floppy

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

genital does not respond to vibration.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

blue toes

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

pale fingernails.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

exaggeratedly mushy skin.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

glossy appearance of eyes.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

bad breath

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

hair comes out easy.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

cold.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

family is nearby, crying.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

death certificate

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

covered in dirt

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Has requested Loveless to be played at funeral.

― everything, Monday, 25 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

lives in a coffin

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Hip-hop has already claimed its inheritance.

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

All it's stuff has been given away.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Only remaining relations are spending night in house haunted by KISS.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

System of a Down - "B.Y.O.B."

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.miqel.com/randompics/bowzer.jpg

ROCK ('N'ROLL) IS BACK!!!

― Dell (Dell), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

God, I never realized how little muscle bowzer has.

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/band/GrimReaper/images/main.jpg

― Dell (Dell), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Looks like jazz did in 1985

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

my chemical romance

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I'm not dead!

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Protracted legal battle to keep "rock'n'roll" from using the name "rock" on its tour marquees.

"It just leads to confusion and frankly, sullies our child's memory" declares rock's parents.

― doug watson (solid air), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

First post to quote the Who's "Love Live Rock" wins a kick in the 'nads.

― doug watson (solid air), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

When you see it on your full-color iPod screen, you realize it was a music that just looked a lot like Rock but really wasn't. You get choked up.

― p.j. (Henry), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

All shiny objects (brass buttons, guitar picks), platform shoes, leather wristbands have been stripped from its body, leaving behind a very pale shell of a music.

― p.j. (Henry), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

It's standing at the end of a long, very well-lit hallway, next to Gramps, Uncle Jim, and Aunt Sophie. It's welcoming you into its arms. Everything's beautiful there.

― p.j. (Henry), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=rock+headstone/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=1352jfaeq/EXP=1122488046/*-http%3A//freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~stlawgen/CEMETERY/Hillcrest/DCP_5195.JPG

― jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Jann Wenner claims it is alive and responsive via diagnosis by video. (Said video is the one where the Rolling Stones are all 300 feet tall and tromping through NYC.)

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

ILM

― David G, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

twelve years pass...

Gibson file for bankruptcy

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/may/01/gibson-guitar-firm-files-for-bankruptcy-protection

― piscesx, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 17:49 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WbEIti0vFw

― Love Theme From Oh God! You Devil (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 18:18 (seven years ago)

Whelp, it's dead at Coachella, I guess we can all go home.

https://uproxx.com/music/coachella-2018-review-rock-festival/

― Gerald McBoing-Boing, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 19:07 (seven years ago)


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