Dio's "The Last In Line" video

As I channel surfed today I stumbled onto the second half of Ronnie James Dio's "The Last In Line" video. This is without question one of the most ridiculous videos ever. It brought me right back to my days as an 80's teenage metalhead. I must meet the director! There are so many unanswered questions! Apparently the star of our video (a teenage dirtbag resembling a young Billy Squier) takes an elevator ride to a very unpleasant "underworld" where RJD (who is wearing Cleopatra-like neckwear) is voicing the anger of the punished with his dulcet tones. Goofy looking teens are chained to giant fake rocks that have video games inside them with graphics a half step above Pong. For reasons unbeknownst to me, they scream in pain every few seconds. (Perhaps the song?) Anyway, our hero RJD finally uses a "light saber" to strike one of the monsters in the groin, thereby freeing Billy Squier to get back on the elevator and resume a Dio-free life. The final shot shows two monster guards dragging RJD away, but not before he can look into the camera with one more "...we're the last in line......WHOA OOOOOOOWO!!!!!!" So classic. God bless that sci-fi loving munchkin and his crappy songs!