James Hetfield Sells Animals He Shot On Ebay

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― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

The bobcat looks like it's playing airplane with the quail: "Zooom, zooooom, when I grow up I'm gonna be a quail pilot!"

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

James Hetfield sold the elephant he shot in his pajamas.

How it got in his pajamas, he'll never know.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Too weird. Maybe if there is enough market, Ted Nugent will join in...

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

"I hunt,
Therefore I am,
Harvest the land,
Taking of the fallen lamb"

"Call of the wild,
Fear in your eyes,
It's later than you realized"

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

It's probably just me because I don't speak English, but isn't the way they use "harvested" in the item descriptions instead of "shot" a little unsettling? Is that the word hunters use for that kind of thing?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

unbelievable.

i too had never seen the use of the word 'harvested' before.

― mark e (mark e), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Maybe there will be a film of Metallica with a group therapist urging them to do this.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

James with a taxidermied Lars:

― Rob Uptight. (Rob Uptight.), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

"Harvester of Sorrow." Death makes animals pretty sorrowful, I imagine.

― Um, you remember that song, right?, Friday, 29 July 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

I don't speak English either :-(

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

― david day (winslow), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Kill 'Em All... with a prop hammer!

― Rob Uptight. (Rob Uptight.), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

No, hunters don't say that.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.metallica.com/harvest/bobcat2_01.jpg

Justice is lost.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Friday, 29 July 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Maybe if there is enough market, Ted Nugent will join in...

Already there. He's written a cookbook and merketed his own personal jerky, Ted's Biltong, or something.

― George Smith, Friday, 29 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

I really didn't think it was possible that I could lose even more respect for the people in this band.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 29 July 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

James shot and stuffed those animals because they were swapping his music on Napster!

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 29 July 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Astonishing. Plus I initially misread this as "James Hetfield Shoots Animals He Bought On Ebay" which prolonged the tittilation still further.

― Nag! Nag! Nag! (Nag! Nag! Nag!), Friday, 29 July 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Uh - he hunts sheep? Now that's a man's sport.

― jcartledge (jcartledge), Saturday, 30 July 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

I really didn't think it was possible that I could lose even more respect for the people in this band.

OTM

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Best title:

Full Size Strutting Turkey - James Hetfield Metallica

― electric derby, Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

Wait a sec: $950 and reserve NOT YET MET?!!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

WTF. You can't sell dead animals on eBay.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

Poor Hetfield: pauperized by file sharers, he is now reduced to hawking carrion online.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

$950 and reserve NOT YET MET?!!

well, it IS a benefit auction. kill the animals, save the music.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

is hunting bisons even legal?

― you will be shot (you will be shot), Saturday, 30 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

If he spent less time shooting stuff and more time writing decent songs again, maybe we wouldn't have to suffer another St. Anger

― musicjohn73 (musicjohn73), Saturday, 30 July 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

If he spent more time shooting stuff and less time writing songs at all, maybe we wouldn't have to suffer another St. Anger

― DJ Mencap0))), Saturday, 30 July 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

I've got this mental image now of James Hetfield stalking a turkey for days on end then JUMPING ON IT WITH A SACK and getting one of his minions to beat it to death with a stick.

― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Saturday, 30 July 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

"Our brains are on fire
With the feeling to kill
And it will not go away
Until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing
On our minds
Don't try running away
`Cause you're the one we will find.

Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy!"

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Sunday, 31 July 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

MEATALLICA

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

TAXIDETH

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Sunday, 31 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fursuit.org/faq/images/sec10/taxidermy.jpg

― ghetty green (eman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

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― ghetty green (eman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

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― ghetty green (eman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

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― ghetty green (eman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

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― ghetty green (eman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

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― ghetty green (eman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

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― ghetty green (eman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

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― ghetty green (eman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/10909248_scaled_722x466.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wtv-zone.com/no_u_turns/images/wet-cat.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.base58.com/ilx/chickenreason.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

http://members.aol.com/sickpuppy666/metallicazoo2.jpg

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 July 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

this thread has me thinking a lot of wierd things about men -the men in metallica...and the men in this thread. and possibly the men everywhere.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 31 July 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wikimusic.de/files/article/news/1086784429/400x600/hetfield_65.jpg

― ghetty green (eman), Sunday, 31 July 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

James Hetfield in being-a-redneck SHOCKAH!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 31 July 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

Turns out Lars has the more valuable art collection.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Sunday, 31 July 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wtv-zone.com/no_u_turns/images/wet-cat.jpg

http://miqque.50megs.com/images/nolteDUI0913002.jpg

ha.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 31 July 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Shot on Ebay = Auction Sniper?

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Sunday, 31 July 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

"isn't the way they use "harvested" in the item descriptions instead of "shot" a little unsettling?"
---No. You're not a bad reader. You're gay.

"unbelievable. i too had never seen the use of the word 'harvested' before."
---You're gay, too. Both of yall need to come down to Texas and I'll show you how we harvest us some steers and queers.

― redneck, Sunday, 31 July 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

tis the double whammy thats the sucker punch.

1. being blasted off the planet by a big scary bloke with a big gun.

2. tis to help raise money for a fuckin' VH1 project. VH1 !

m.e

― mark e (mark e), Sunday, 31 July 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Was that a REAL picture, latebloomer, or one you photoshopped yourself? Either way, it's the funniest picture I've seen on ILM since that Billy Corgan-meets-Bozo one!

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, 1 August 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

(The anthropomorphic Metallica pic, I mean.)

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, 1 August 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

I keep thinking this thread says Juliana Hatfield.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

"Juliana Hatfield Shoots James Hefield on Ebay"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Man, what would the reserve on that be?

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/bin_15x54.gif

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

"About the honor system"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of shooting...

http://www.julianahatfield.com/images/hatfielddarkbangs.jpg http://www.seiska.fi/c/1393/254.jpg

...gawd, that works on several levels.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

so has the Hetfield/McCoy feud died down or..?

― ghetty green (eman), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Nah, he just looks stuffed.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

Will James kill and stuff critters upon request? I have a few bands that I would like to send him after...

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

At last, the closing lyrics to the St. Anger album make sense:
"Kill, kill, kill, kill!"

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

I didn't create it, but it seems relevant...

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 29 August 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/takahamada/CD-Jacket/metallica-kill_em_all.jpg

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 29 August 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

fourteen years pass...

https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/james-hetfield-handmade-tables

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:08 (five years ago)

Trash metal indeed

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

how do i shot animals on ebay?

― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:15 (five years ago)

Disposable Tables

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

he is the table

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

The Shortest Saw

― Master of Treacle, Friday, 5 June 2020 20:22 (five years ago)

Teak and Destroy

― Master of Treacle, Friday, 5 June 2020 20:25 (five years ago)

Enter Sander Man

― dinnerboat, Friday, 5 June 2020 21:43 (five years ago)

Of Wood And Man

― mirostones, Friday, 5 June 2020 22:33 (five years ago)

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