Black Eyed Pee

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― Will.I.Am So Embarrassed Right Now, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

hahaha!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

OMG

― The Ghost of EW EW HAHAHAHA EW (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear god. That's just hilarious. Surely there has to be an explanation other than what is increasingly obvious!?

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

Hari Ashurst has found his soulmate.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

I almost peed myself laughing at this!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

god bless the internet.

― mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

Black eyed pee
Won't you come
And wash the pain away

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to decide whether or not to post something like "pink eyed pee". I just don't know.

― Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

That's not pee - it's only a tiny patch.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

peelet?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

this is pretty rock and roll

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

I've seen the photo (if it's the one I'm thinking of), but what's the article say for those of us with work-based internet filters?

― BARMS, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

The Black Eyed PEEESS! hehehe (but she actually pissed herself)
From a White Stripes message board:
"So, for anyone who was at the San Diego Street Scene show, you may have noticed that the Stripes took the stage very late, due to the fact that the Black Eyed Peas, who played right before the Stripes, showed up for their set almost a full hour late. Total disrespect, since every other band managed to make their show time on the dot.
The reason why the Black Eyed Peas took the stage so late is because they claim to have been "stuck in traffic" and that security wouldn't let them in.
Anyway, after they took the stage, it was very clear that they were all very hammered.
So hammered, in fact, that Fergie decided to piss RIGHT ON THE STAGE.
No joke. According to radio reports, she moved over out of the spotlight at some point in their set, and just let it go. Without taking her pants off, either.

So, sure enough, when she got back in the spotlight, it was obvious what she'd done. And she just kept on going as if nothing happened."

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

THis is a metaphor for the whole BEP aesthetic, really.

http://www.indyrock.es/imagenes/andrewwk7.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

Let's get retarded in here!

― BARMS, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

It's either piss or she has an unnaturally sweaty cooter.

― Molly, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

Well, she does have unnaturally rubbery, colour changing skin.

― BARMS, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

The best part is the photo, with the other guy bringing his face down to waist level, and his eyes bugging out like Marty Feldman because...

Well, we can only speculum. I mean, speculate.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

peee

― latebloomer: i hate myself and want to fly (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

My kid thinks it might be..."swass." I dunno. Looks like pee to me.

― M. V. (M.V.), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

http://sorryigotdrunk.com/images/fergie_1.jpg

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

Let's Pee Friends

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

There's only one way out of this for them. They need to make one of these photos an album cover, a la "We Can't Be Stopped."

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/fergie_pee_pee/

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

Wee can't be stopped.

― Frogm@n Henry, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

PISS In-cor-por-ated!
P-I-S-S

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Where is the . . . aw forget it.

― J (Jay), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

is she just taking the piss or what?

― latebloomer: i hate myself and want to fly (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

Actually... I'm giving her props for this.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Shall we start a craze of photoshopping pee onto concert pics of various bands?

No, let's not.

― Øystein (Øystein), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Actually... I'm giving her poops for this.

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

That is totally discusting nonetheless I would still do her....

― Rick Ice, Saturday, 6 August 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Pee's the One

― latebloomer: i hate myself and want to fly (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 August 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

Was the pee event ever disproven or authenticated?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 August 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

That would be authenticated.

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

"The sexy singer..."

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone forgets about her previous career in the Butthole Surfers as "Kathleen"

― wrapped up like a DOUche in the middle of the NUT (donut), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

"We were jumping around and my bladder just started

you know

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 August 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

Original Link
"So, for anyone who was at the San Diego Street Scene show"

Confounded's Link
"The sexy singer said she had to douse herself with champagne in front of hundreds of Australian fans to disguise the fact"

she did it twice or one article is wrong

― micarl (micarl), Friday, 11 August 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe she does it at every show now.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 11 August 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

I no believe I do this :(((((

― f_rankle, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)

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