Who will be the first band/musician to put "goatse" on their album cover?????????????

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let's get the obvious out of the way - anal cunt

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

well it's not gonna be me. P-U.

Voodoo Child, Friday, 12 August 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

http://synflood.at/mirrors/goatse.cx/contrib/goatse-wwii.jpg

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ninjapirate.com/images/goatse/goatse-record.jpg

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/comfortwrj/000_0383.jpg

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/itchinbowow/pics/b3ta/hokey-goatse.gif

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

http://wehate.org/img/goatse_tree_orgy.jpg

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

http://goatse.istheshit.net/images/tuewasae.png

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

will it be weezer maybe?? or m.i.a.?

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

I wonder why the goatse guy isn't a genuine celebrity. Does he have a real name? What's his day job?

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.redpeanut.com/archives/time_goatse.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

he's a spelunker by day.

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

I found a song about goatse

http://www.mikseri.net/artists/?id=32913

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

hahaha nice one, they sound like kreator

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002JP2OI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Telephonething (Telephonething), Friday, 12 August 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

I scrolled through this thread verrrry carefully.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 August 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Didn't the Goatse man die about three years ago? I remember reading an obituary. He was really old.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 12 August 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

http://goat.cx/pump.jpg

amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.threadless.com/subs/big/33582.gif

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

He was really old? I guess, um, that I, uh, never noticed.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.forumspile.com/goatse-cookies.jpg

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/libe.png

7, Friday, 12 August 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, what the FUCK is goatse? I mean, I did suss out that it has to do with spreading one's ass cheeks; okay, great. But who's the Goatse Guy, etc? Did I miss out on a whole slice of mythology here?

If it's at all possible to answer me without posting an unspeakably disgusting image, I would most appreciate it.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

without posting an unspeakably disgusting image

yeah, see, no. you cannot truly understand it without looking at an unspeakably disgusting image.

sleep (sleep), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

http://bobbluing.orcon.net.nz/goatse_tattoo.jpg

sleep (sleep), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I believe that is close enough. Danke.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

To answer the original question, about 15 years ago it would have been the Red Hot Chili Peppers (with a "decent" cover ready to go the moment the banned "original" garners its first round of press). Now, I don' know... perhaps Slipknot (with the same caveat).

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

"We're all Goatse's. We're all lying in hell."

amon (eman), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

That Legend of Zelda pic is amazing

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, what the FUCK is goatse? I mean, I did suss out that it has to do with spreading one's ass cheeks; okay, great. But who's the Goatse Guy, etc? Did I miss out on a whole slice of mythology here?

If it's at all possible to answer me without posting an unspeakably disgusting image, I would most appreciate it.

Many, many moons ago (I think the site is down now, and I am not going to fucking check), upon going to http://goatse.cx (GOAT SEX, you see) one would immediately be assaulted by a fullscreen image of a guy bending over and spreading out his asshole as far as possible with his bare hands.

THUS BEGAN THE LEGEND OF GOATSE.

Telephonething (Telephonething), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

Wikipedia article (SFW).

Telephonething (Telephonething), Sunday, 14 August 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://irollerblade.org/pomp/wp-content/music/3ohcoveryg9.jpg

STRAIGHT OUTTA BOULDA!!!

DEBUT UK SHOWS WITH KATY PERRY FEBRUARY 2009

“3OH!3 mix up block-rocking beats, hip-hop trash talk and pop hooks” Rolling Stone Artists To Watch for 2009

You don’t get more gangsta than Sean Foreman and Nathaniel Motte – two natives of Boulder, Colorado, the nation’s capital of hippies, hempwear and Hummers. They first connected when they discovered they had a mutual man-crush on Buck 65 in their University of Colorado physics class, 3OH!3 have been packing out clubs with their hip-hop hardness, electro eroticism and 80s pop pabulum. Imagine JJ Fad getting down with Justice, or DMX getting all Depeche Mode on you, and you might have a clue of the kind of sonic blasphemy 3OH!3 is bringing.

Their Photo Finish/Atlantic records debut ‘WANT’ – which will be out in the UK later this year, was produced by Matt Squire (Panic At The Disco, Boys Like Girls). ‘WANT’ sees beatmaster Nathaniel Motte and MC Sean Foreman unleashing tongue-in-cheek rhymes and beats that incorporate ‘80s pop, electronica, and crunk hip-hop to deliver a knockout punch. The album is highlighted by the lead single, “Don’t Trust Me” – co-produced by Squire and up-and-coming hitmaker Benny Blanco (Spank Rock & Katy Perry). The single sold over 400K in the states making it a crossover smash. The album itself has done just shy of 100K, as well as selling over 820K individual album tracks.

The duo’s explosive live show, spiked with synchronised dance moves – whip crowds into a gang-sign-throwing, finger-licking frenzy- while the boys keep their tongues buried deep in their cheeks. This has earned them opening slots for artists as diverse as The Faint, Snoop Dogg, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and Warped Tour.

3OH!3’s live UK debut supporting Katy Perry will tear up the following dance floors.

Wed Feb 25 2009 ACADEMY Manchester 0161 275 2930

Thurs Feb 26 2009 KOKO London 0844 847 2258

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Doors 7pm. Tickets £12 Manchester and £13.50 in London

To watch the videos and hear 3OH!3’s fantastic version of Lykke Li’s ‘I’m Good I’m Gone’ visit: www.myspace.com/3oh3

Pescetarian Reich (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 15 January 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

Well now I know who to hate.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 January 2009 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://mediaportal.ru/uploads/posts/2008-02/1203156689_excepter-debt-dept.-2008.jpg

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 15 January 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

Heh, not seen that before. This is like two years old, also:

http://www.aversion.com/bands/holymolar/images/rev2990.gif

Pescetarian Reich (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 15 January 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

fifteen years pass...

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3838785481_10.jpg

he/him hoo-hah (map), Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:21 (one year ago)

one year passes...

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