Oooh-ah, wathing the people get lairyIt's not very pretty I tell thee
Second verse:
I tried to get in my taxiA man in a tracksuit attacked meHe said that he saw it before meWants to get things a bit goryGirls run around with no clothes onTo borrow a pound for a condomIf it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozenThey're not very sensible
Shit and evil, just shit, or just evil? I'd go for both.
― Flyboy (Flyboy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)
la la la la--la la deeee deeeeee
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)
― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)
― wtin, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)
― The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)
― BOBBY DIGITAL, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)
Seems very anti-Yorkshire (or is it Lancashire?) to me
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)
― Flyboy (Flyboy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)
http://www.lumen.org.uk/evolution2004/images/synesthesia.jpg
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)
What? It's essentially a re-write of Pulp's 'Mis-Shapes'. Criticising the stereotypical people who go out on the town wearing sports casual, getting drunk and fighting in the streets...it's an indie staple, and the writer usually succeeds in getting the audience to sympathise with them more than the people they're attacking. The stereotype referred to in the song is a horrible one so it's fine by me.
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)
― wtin, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)
This strikes me as an excellent reason to use it, fight the tyranny of youth. T'Chiefs are no spring chickens looking at them.
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)
No, it's the antithesis of Pulp. (x-post) There's no compassion here whatsover, and as for an awareness of class issues... It's just about ignorant contempt.
Criticising the stereotypical people who go out on the town wearing sports casual, getting drunk and fighting in the streets...it's an indie staple
Does that make it a good thing?
and the writer usually succeeds in getting the audience to sympathise with them more than the people they're attacking.
Not in this case, surely. Where is the empathy or sympathy here for the chip-fat girls?
The stereotype referred to in the song is a horrible one so it's fine by me.
Oh well that's alright then! This is the argument that always crops up about the term 'chav': "I don't think it's a slur because I think chavs are horrible!" - obvious parallels need not be listed.
― Flyboy (Flyboy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)
― Flyboy (Flyboy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)
What makes me cringe is the line from 'Everyday I Love You Less And Less'- 'I can't believe that you and me once did sex'.
― Mippy (Mippy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)
― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)
I Predict A Riot, meanwhile, is about getting pissed in a crap Northern town where there is nothing for the population to do other than get pissed, shag and throw up over the streets. The kind of place where people 'live for the weekend' because there's nothing else to live for. I don't think it's anti-chav in particular....I recognise where I grew up from the lyrics, a place where *everyone* is a 'chav'.
― Mippy (Mippy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)
― Mippy (Mippy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)
Eh?
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)
Well it all just came out in the lyrics really. I used to DJ at this indie club in Leeds and would have to drive past this horrible mainstream club where everybody was pissed and police vans were packing people in. So in that case we are using social commentary but then again we’re not.
Quoted without comment.
― Flyboy (Flyboy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)
The blood, the sweat, the tears. He's paid his dues and no mistake.
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)
― ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)
non-industrial employment = work that didn't involve packing biscuits or medical supplies. The only jobs available were factory work, cleaning and low-grade clerical - nothing wrong with that, of course, but it's not what all of us want. And if it wasn't what you wanted, you were a 'snob'. To say nothing of the casual racism and homophobia....
I'#m not surprised one of my fellow town-ers went on to be one of Selfish Cunt. If he'd stayed he would have ended up in a RATM covers band if he were lucky...
― Mippy (Mippy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)
Roger and the Mechanics?
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)
― Mippy (Mippy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)
Maybe antithesis isn't quite right, but... 'Mis-Shapes' is about the rough deal people who are marginalised get in all sorts of ways - arguably Jarvis' first instinct is always to symapthise with the 'weird' poor, then the 'mainstream' poor - with the well-off 'weird' some distance behind, however much they then took his songs to be for them. And if you've been given a smack in the mouth or actively harassed for dressing/being different, then yeah, fair enough, be angry at the person or people who did that.
But 'I Predict A Riot' is really about people who dress like the Kaiser Chiefs (who, ten years on, have enough critical mass to have their own orthodoxy in a city as big as Leeds) doing exactly that - sneering at people for dressing/being different. And note the diminishment of what these nasty 'mainstream' people have done to the poor 'indie' types: now all that has to be endured by yer Kaiser Chief is to drive past the horrible mainstream club!
― Flyboy (Flyboy), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)
The delivery of that line sounds kind of futile and desperate to me
― F (Ferg), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)
nor does 'what's the point of being rich*, if you can't think what to do with it, cos you're so bleedin' think', particularly - though I do love this line too personally.
*referring to 'commoners' winning the Lottery
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)
Thing is though it's just Menswe@r's Hollywood Girl but not as good.
― jive session (elwisty), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)
Congratulations, you went to university. Have a cookie.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)
flyboy is cool
― blueski, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)
He was right about shit and evil, anyway.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
ah jesus i HAVE contributed to this thread and it WASN'T funny
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)
Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl, tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right there if you get lonely Give this song another listen Close your eyes Listen to my voice, it's my disguise I'm by your side
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me
Hey there Delilah I know times are getting hard But just believe me, girl Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar We'll have it good We'll have the life we knew we would My word is good
Hey there Delilah I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you Would take your breath away I'd write it all Even more in love with me you'd fall We'd have it all
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far But they've got planes and trains and cars I'd walk to you if I had no other way Our friends would all make fun of us and we'll just laugh along because we know That none of them have felt this way Delilah I can promise you That by the time we get through The world will never ever be the same And you're to blame
Hey there Delilah You be good and don't you miss me Two more years and you'll be done with school And I'll be making history like I do You'll know it's all because of you We can do whatever we want to Hey there Delilah here's to you This ones for you
Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
ban pre-'07 LJ
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
right wing: the working classes are nasty and violent
left wing: the working classes are nasty and violent and cool and exciting
― max r, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
^^^The kinda poster this thread opened the doors for
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)
i don't agree with either of those strawmen views articulated by strawmen i just made up.
― max r, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)
i think max r is a strawman designed by a LZBC member to promote anger and intolerance towards newbies.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
Louis I love you so I'm posting this to thwart the inevitable zing you've just set yrself up for.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)
Im from the streets of I couldnt be a chief Got girls on my case so I couldnt be a chief If its arms we can meet cos I couldnt be a chief I put u in ur place cos I couldnt be a chief
― max r, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
my back is got, cheers bro!
if the zing's funny, to be fair, i don't honestly mind these days.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)
You tossed a dude off
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
what's wrong with that, eh?
― max r, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
http://canali.libero.it/affaritaliani/upload/pi/0003/pippoinzaghiap.jpg
― Just got offed, Thursday, 18 October 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)
Bump for nu-ILX era
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:08 (eighteen years ago)
Dunno about the lyrics, but it's a great song nevertheless.
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:13 (eighteen years ago)
There we go.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:19 (eighteen years ago)
It's a really good song. I thought the album was a bit patchy. Not sure what everyone is talking about really here, the lyrics are just a bit cheeky and funny. A lot better than just "Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!"
― Free Peace Sweet!, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)
-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 16:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:22 (eighteen years ago)
Yes, isn't it awful how those who hate recent bands writing great melodic songs meet with opposition on ILM these days? Wasn't it so much better back in 2001 when everyone agreed that melodic music should be buried forever and white males with guitars should never again be allowed to make music?
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:35 (eighteen years ago)
Shut the fuck up, I listened to a Hefner album within the last month.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:36 (eighteen years ago)
And I put some Toto tracks on my iPod.
I guess Toto are old enough for you to accept then. It's the idea of a band formed after the mid 80s and writing traditional songs that you cannot accept.
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 18 October 2007 09:12 (eighteen years ago)
Exterminate! Exterminate!
― Tom D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:18 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/2/16/15119_2.jpg
― max r, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)
How 'traditional' can a song written after the mid-80s be?
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 18 October 2007 10:26 (eighteen years ago)
A lot better than just "Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!"
Is that a song about getting a post-pub curry after predicting the afformentioned riot?
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 18 October 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)
Sarfahl was, I believe, the first to ask why a Yorkshire band would be using Cockney slang in a song.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)
geir plse define "traditional music"
-- Thomas, Thursday, October 18, 2007 12:42 PM (1 hour ago)
Folk music. Music made by non-professional musicians. All things "ethnic".
-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, October 18, 2007 12:56 PM (1 hour ago)
― Thomas, Thursday, 18 October 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)
That last one sounds like a place you buy Christmas presents in a mad panic on Dec 23
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)
bit like "But is is Melodic" in Reading town centre?
― Mark G, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)
Or "Norwegian Douchebag" just off Tottenham Court Road
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)
"Isn't it good, Norwegian Prude"
― Tom D., Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)
HUGE REDUCTIONS
― blueski, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
100% OFF
Cheap international calls, money transfers
oh wait
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)
Man, this song gets better every time I hear it
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
lol jk
where's that jpg of you performing it at karaoke?
― blueski, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/74876696.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193395A77F763DF9CD726B6EB1ABA60EC90284831B75F48EF45
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)
I've lost weight since then, obv
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.little-mountain.com/oilandgasmuseum/Media/WhereItAllBegan.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 18 May 2008 12:59 (seventeen years ago)
What if you dont care what bands look like and never pay attention to lyrics? Are you still allowed to like this song?
― billstevejim, Sunday, 18 May 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
Dom, you might be the only poster ever to repeatedly creep-revive themself.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)
by default.
― Mark G, Monday, 19 May 2008 09:49 (seventeen years ago)
-- Matt DC, Monday, 19 May 2008 00:48 (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link
I'm just paying tribute to the original LBZC thread. I bet you're the kind of guy who hassles WWII memorial services.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:46 (seventeen years ago)
Much of the indie scene has become "very boring", with record labels pushing bands playing "indie by numbers", the Kaiser Chiefs have said.
Singer Ricky Wilson said some bands "didn't seem to be enjoying themselves" and were "going through the motions".
He told the BBC that the band - one of Britain's biggest indie groups - had made their third album "weird and fresh and radical" in response.
The album, Off With Their Heads, is released in the UK on 13 October.
Their new single, Never Miss A Beat, will come out a week before.
"Indie bands are big, so a lot of record companies are pushing indie bands and going 'we've got one and they dress in vests'," Wilson said. "That indie by numbers is boring."
Songwriter and drummer Nick Hodgson added: "It's very, very boring."
Wilson continued: "We're not going to point fingers or name names, but we've noticed that [other bands] didn't seem to be enjoying themselves on their new records, they seemed to be going through the motions."
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 10:29 (seventeen years ago)
Grant Connor: Okay boys, this bear's gonna make a dash for freedom. Unless we take him down. Cletus: Yeah, *all* the way down. Grant Connor: What you said didn't really add much Cletus: I know. I just wanted to belong. Grant Connor: Well, we all feel that way sometimes.
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
I like how the best gimmick they could come up was to "dress in vests", exactly like a certain Leeds-based band with a podgy frontman.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 11:08 (seventeen years ago)