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Unintentionally Pervy Lyrics

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James Blunt: "those three wise men they've got a semi by the sea"

In Sandbanks you'd get arrested for that kind of thing


― john clarkson, Friday, 2 September 2005 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not strictly part of the song, but in "(I've Got A) Golden Ticket" on the original Chocolate Factory soundtrack, grandpa's part is:

GRANDPA JOE: Look at me! Look at me! Up and about . . . I
haven't done this in twenty years

CHARLIE: Grandpa!

...

GRANDPA JOE: Oooh! The cane, Charlie! Ah! Ahhh! (He laughs.) Here I go! Watch my speed!

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 2 September 2005 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it's probably the laughter that makes it sound most pervy.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 2 September 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hi my name is Terry and I'm going to enjoy myself firrrrrst"
(The Specials)

― pppp, Friday, 2 September 2005 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"unintentionally"

― Curt (cgould), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"...while our love would grow,
In my woody I would take you..."

― Curt (cgould), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"I want to love you,
Pretty young thing!"
(Michael Jackson)

― blunt (blunt), Friday, 2 September 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

my shit is bananas

― Colin, Monday, 5 September 2005 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"Don't wanna be like
Every other girl in the world
Like every other one who wants you
'Cause when I see you, something inside me burns
And then I realize I wanna come first"

--Lindsay Lohan

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

my shit is bananas

-- Colin (coli...), September 5th, 2005 1:44 AM. (link) (userip)

This is the funniest thing ever recently

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

lohan is intentional, too!

― petesmith (plsmith), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"If you wanna be my lover,
You gotta get with my friends"

I mean haha wtf! OK maybe it is only funny in Aus slang.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

expand the slang part pls.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

get w/=fuck

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"get with" in our parlance is to score with someone, get it awn, what have you.

Doh xpost.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Well it's true!

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha no I know, just that you beat me to it so quick is all ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"You're once, twice, three times a lady"

― Curt (cgould), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

We can work it out and get it straight or say goodnight."

― Curt (cgould), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

In the end you will submit
It's got to hurt a little bit

― Analord, Monday, 5 September 2005 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

U2 - "Kite"

And when I'm flat on my back
I hope to feel like I did
And hardness, it sets in
You need some protection

― gear (gear), Monday, 5 September 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"You don't have to call me lieutenant Rosie and I don't want to be your son /
The only lover I'm ever gonna need's your soft sweet little girl's tongue /
Rosie you're the one"

Bruce Springsteen - "Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)"

― PB, Monday, 5 September 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Unintentional? I don't know.

― PB, Monday, 5 September 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

fifteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsbgL6TJ1lA

― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 April 2021 14:37 (five years ago)

You gotta think with an orchestra and a harpsichordist and a chorus of harmonizers someone would have been snickering, and yet ...it feels this was not the case, oblivious cheer through and through

― Citole Country (bendy), Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:49 (five years ago)

They're too busy coming to snicker afaict

― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:57 (five years ago)


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