Groups in which every member is butt-ugly except for the frontman/woman

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Blondie
Destiny's Child

― PB, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Two quick strikes on you already -- better choke up a little and protect the plate.

― brianiac (briania), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

jimmy destri and chris stein were pretty hot back in the day.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

Actually, to be fair, you're correct. I recently saw a picture of Blondie at CBGB's in their very early days, and Chris Stein was a good looking guy at that time....

But you won't be able to change my mind about Destiny's Child...

― PB, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

THE DOORS

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00167/Destiny_s_Child_167235a.jpg

Yeah, those butt-ugly skanks make me wanna puke. You must be really, really insanely good-looking yourself.

― brianiac (briania), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

In the photo above, Beyonce ESPECIALLY looks like a plastic doll... She looks pretty busted to me

― Jonathan Merritt, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

insert hyphen for compound modifier, please

― brianiac (briania), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know their names, but the middle one looks like she's about six, and the one on the left looks like a man.

But, yeah, why does Beyonce look like she's wax?

― PB, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

Black Eyed Peas

(not that Fergie's too hot either, but hey)

― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

ray manzarek compensates with cautious wisdom, though.

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

sexy cautious wisdom, that is..

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Van Halen in the DLR days:
http://www.rockandrollreport.com/photos/uncategorized/van_halen_2.jpg

Shocking Blue:
http://www.alexgitlin.com/shocking.jpg

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

Also, Hall and Oates:
http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/images/halloates.jpg

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ratw.com/issues/5/fm.jpg

― viborgu, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

there were three singers in fleetwood mac

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

with the exception of destiny's child (who i don't find especially butt-ugly), is the idea here that the other members of the group are ugly because they're male?

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

(not that christine mcvie is male, but you know what i'm saying.)

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Name me one band with a male frontman and female butt-ugly backup.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

(And no, the B-52's are a WRONG ANSWER)

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://files.slonov.net/files/music/Garbage/wallpaper/1024/Garbage_003.jpg

― garbage, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

http://files.slonov.net/files/music/Garbage/wallpaper/1024/Garbage_003.jpg

― garbage, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Has there ever been a thread to find out the most attractive band overall?

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.graciouslyimpatient.co.uk/images/band/47.jpg

― mango_1 (sjjd111), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.edge-inc.net/images/band_images/stonetemplepilots.jpg

― stone temple pilots, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

Name me one band with a male frontman and female butt-ugly backup.

i know this is a joke thread and all, but i don't really think it's a non-frontperson's job to be attractive, so i never notice who's ugly in bands unless there's something egregiously off about them.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

xpost

BZZT! Both the DeLeo brothers are WAY more attractive than Scott W!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

the one on the left looks like a man.

one on the right looks like a man, that should have been.

― PB, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

Coldplay.

Though "butt-ugly" seems rather mean...

― PB, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

Queen is the obvious answer.

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

with the exception of destiny's child (who i don't find especially butt-ugly), is the idea here that the other members of the group are ugly because they're male?

I was thinking the same thing.

I'm sure everyone will either disagree or go "Who the fuck are they?" but I never liked any of the members, except the singer. (He's in the yellow t-shirt.)

http://deus.be/images/bandphotos/53q7ygvf532qw.jpg

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

(Look at the one second on the left. EW! But he's the coolest rock musician in Belgium.)

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

Garbage are winning so far. Also Franz Ferdinand, possibly.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

Franz Ferdinand!? The drummer IS the hottie!

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

The Beatles.

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Bush.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Nirvana.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

prolly just me, but I always thought Gaz had his moments of being cute
http://www.poster.net/supergrass/supergrass-supergrass-5000604.jpg

― mitch dub (ano ano), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

not neccessarily in that picture

― mitch dub (ano ano), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

I love your implication that the other two are unquestionably fugly.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

Name me one band with a male frontman and female butt-ugly backup.

I kinda hate to say this, but Jenny Conlee, keyboard player for the male-fronted Decemberists, is not very attractive. (Though both Petra Haden and Rachel Blumberg are fine-looking individuals.)

Jenny's in the middle in this picture:

http://home.att.net/~cerilak/fjk_with_decemberists1.jpg

― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Petra Haden is in the Decembrists? Whatever happened to That Dog?

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Inxs-photo/48256C71003578A2482568D80002B982/$file/INXS.jpg

― Huey (Huey), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.perrific.com/cds/covers/gordon.jpg

― petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/8/4078/320/foto%200651.jpg

two of the ladies from the decemberists at the scrubs wrap party

― jive session (elwisty), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

ill try again...
http://www.onlinebowline.rockers.co.uk/covers/gordona.jpg

― petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

I disagree with Coldplay; the bassist, Guy Berryman, is MUCH better looking than Chris Martin

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

For k/l: Petra Haden Joins the Decemberists

― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

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