What modern music personality's death would you find most satisfying?

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Dean Wareham. He's had it coming since he fucked over ol' Dame n' Name. Luna's (officially)over now, too, and a simple clip of a brake wire could leave Britta in need of a shoulder to cry on (mine). Actually, the best way for him to die would be Dorian Gray-style in the middle of some solo acoustic performance. He'd age 400 years in five seconds.. I imagine it would look something like the end of The Last Crusade, hopefully while maintaining the opening note of "When Will You Come Home."

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

Billy Corgan.

― enjoy bell woods (sjjd111), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

trent lott

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050830/capt.capm10208301856.bush__capm102.jpg?x=380&y=325&sig=xlaGyc1Muc3K7iAJg1KmkA--

― Mickey (modestmickey), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

this thread sucks too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.limcroma.com/Images/TedNugent-imapalaquote.jpg

― frank g, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

mark david chapman

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

what is coming out of bush's mouth?

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

The Holy SPirit

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

man that antelope's pretty calm. you'd think he'd be freaking out with someone grabbing his horn and all.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

When Bono Dies

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

charles manson.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

Bono!!!!!

When Joe Strummer got to rockers heaven he was hanging out with John Lennon when he spotted Bono walking by.
"I didn't know Bono was dead," he said.
John laughed.
"That's just god, he thinks he's Bono sometimes."

― steve ketchup, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

andrew lloyd webber

― noname#1 (noname#1), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

About this picture:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050830/capt.capm10208301856.bush__capm102.jpg

It looks like he's playing a highly idiosyncractic voicing of C#sus. Someone should tell the president that what he has there is a jazz chord. A nice G5 or good ol' D major would have been more country. I mean, C# isn't even in any good guitar keys.

― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 September 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

somebody get that guy a strap

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

damon albarn???

― hub, Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

i love the look on bush's GUITAR TECH's face.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

nice soul patch too, bro.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

This is an awul thread....and that's comin' from me.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

The thread itself isn't that bad. The idea of it, however...

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

I totally thought the guitar tech was Kevin Nealon.

― mrjosh (mrjosh), Friday, 9 September 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

One love, one life, one too many victims.
Republicrat, Democran, one party system.
Media goes in a frenzy,
They're stripped of their credentials.
Presidential candidates can't debate over this instrumental.
Let 'em freestyle, winner takes all,
When the music’s dead, I'll have Ted Nugent’s head hangin' on my wall.
Kill one of ours, we'll kill one of yours.
With some friendly fire, that’s a funny term, like civil war.

What he said.

― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 9 September 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

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