David LaChapelle says Jessica & Ashlee Simpson represent everything that's wrong with music, art, and culture...

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from New York Daily News: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/344314p-293981c.html

What better Fashion Week kickoff than a nasty catfight between Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and legendary photographer David LaChapelle?

The 37-year-old LaChapelle spewed flames of hatred for the sisters Simpson at Tuesday night's benefit for the Brazilian charity Voice of the Streets at Churrascaria Plataforma Tribeca.

"They're everything that's wrong with music," LaChapelle seethed to Lowdown. "Out of everything combined, they're everything wrong with culture, and everything wrong with art, and what we think of as art and musical culture - in one family!"

LaChapelle, who not only shoots covers for Vanity Fair and Italian Vogue and makes music videos but also directed the critically acclaimed documentary "Rize," was just getting warmed up.

"They're nothing. They have nothing. They hold no interest whatsoever for anybody," he sniffed. "They're reality-red-carpet, lip-synching television stars. I don't know what they are beyond that. I don't think they offer anything."

So what did these innocent young ladies ever to do to him?

According to a source in the Simpson camp, LaChapelle is bitter that Jessica and Ashlee recently refused to pose for him for a Rolling Stone cover.

"When you do a cover with your sister, you both want to look like who you are," says the source. "David doesn't have that skill. The girls were looking for a photographer who wasn't a one-trick pony. He's good at what he does, but that's it."

LaChapelle's longtime producer, Fred Torres, yesterday fired back: "We've worked with everyone from Madonna to Janet Jackson, and have never had someone so on-again, off-again as the Simpsons. In the 10 years I've worked with David, I've never known anyone to be so difficult as they were."

LaChapelle was too busy packing for the Paris premiere of "Rize" to get on the phone, but he couldn't resist taking a final swipe in a statement that he issued through Torres.

"I was only doing it because of my relationship with Rolling Stone," he said. "We were going to try and make the Simpsons look cool. I realize now that is an impossible task."

― shookout (shookout), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Why the fuck couldn't this have been Dave Chapelle, not LAChapelle.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

SHOCKED.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

COCANE HEL OF DRUG

― CUTSOS-PASSANTINO-RAGGET-DADAISMUS-CUTTY-SLOCKI-AND ALL OTHER ILXORS WHO MAKE BA, Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

He should direct another Christina Aguilera video

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Rafael Palmeiro says Jose Canseco represents everything that's wrong with baseball

― disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

Hey now, Slocki doesn't make bad jokes!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

WILL YOU BITE

THE HAND THAT FEEDS

― trent, Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

hi marissa!

― Magic Marissa, Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

if you're right and wrong at the same time does that make you fair and ballanced?

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 8 September 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

...everyone from Madonna to Janet Jackson...

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

"LaChapelle, who...shoots covers for Vanity Fair and Italian Vogue...[said] 'They're nothing. They have nothing. They hold no interest whatsoever for anybody'"

Watch One Zoolander, spunkmonkey.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

He's good at what he does, but that's it

What, photography?

― mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Exactly, the Simpson's meanwhile have conquered Music, TV, and now Movies, as well as Space/Time Continuum.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

When they touch their secret rings together, they become DARKSIMPSONSEID!
http://www.corvusonline.net/thanos/darkseid.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Exactly, the Simpson's meanwhile have conquered Music, TV, and now Movies

but how long will that last...will their careers have legs?

Rize was great.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

LaChapelle's comments, taken out of context, are everything that's wrong with culture. Knowing that it's part of a catfight with two teenage girls just makes it pathetic. Still look forward to seeing Rize though.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

soon, there will be new things to lash out against. they are a renewable resource.

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

OTM X 1000

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Were they afraid he'd tart them up? Because I really don't understand that, at all.

― mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

It makes much more sense than his bitter tirade.

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Can we drown all of them?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

last i recall, david lachapelle's body of work was thought-provoking, timeless and classy. you know, like ansel adams, edward weston and shit. he's the kind of artist who abhors superficial celebrity types.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.davidlachapelle.com/

since i cant link to his work directly...

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

he's no pierre et gilles, but he's more talented then the simpson sisters!

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

OH, no doubt DLC is more talnented than the Simpson Hydra but that rant was really, really embarrassing.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Sour grapes, damn.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

Jessica Simpson was on the cover of last month's Elle and they tried so hard to do the story that seems to be a specialty of theirs.. "OMG, we know a secret, she's not as shallow and untalented as she looks!"

I know it's hyperbole and all, but thinking it over, David LaChappelle kind of does represent everything wrong with music, art, and culture these days.

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

The funny thing is that you know he's DYING to work with them. I'm sure he's incredibly attracted by their shallowness.

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Well, isn't he gay?

― The Ghost of Unfounded Stereotypes A Go-Go (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

HE is yesterday's news if you ask me. meanwhile, the simpsons just keep on ticking like the troopers they are.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who doesn't think there's anything wrong with music, art, and culture "these days"?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Yes, roxy. This is why you must DIE.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― The Ghost of Black Elegance, Supervillain (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

There's a very good chance that the Simpson girls were being annoying as fuck and not able to make a non-corny face. I know David was hypocritical, and yes, I know that on ILX that "aha, but it is WE and our own reactions that shape the final, yet ever malleable, value of the photoshoot", but come on guys, just shut up for a second - do you really need to be the Simpsons sisters' voice for the voiceless? David AND the Simpsons are overpaid and whiny, fuck them all.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I like David Simpson, who posts to ILComics.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

I think the only way I could imagine either of the Simpson girls making a non-corny face would be the face they would make when they discovered that that raunchy dude they're banging in the dark alley behind the nightclub is their father... AND HE KNEW.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

(PS: Ew.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

THE GHOST OF BOO DAN PERRY

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.josieandderek.com/images/Wedding/Catfight.jpg

― donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

At least he's good at something. Hold on, Jessica's pretty darn good at doing the lockjaw.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/secret_shots/images/20040929_jessica_simpson.jpg

Does she ever NOT have that expression? Sure, when she's flashing her tits and doesn't want to take attention away from daddy's pride and joy.

Seriously, I'm with Maria, he's a very talented photographer/director. I ab-so-lu-te-ly adore his work. Comparing him to Pierre & Gilles or the Simpsons is ridiculous. Doesn't validate nor refute anything.

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Thursday, 8 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Classy artwork is probably one of the few things I'd ever associated with David LaChapelle, but he's way more talented than the Simpson sisters for real. This "feud" is probably because they wouldn't give him a bump at an afterhours or something.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

nathalie, you missed all of the sarcasm inherent in my post. i think lachapelle sucks, big time, and is responsible for 75% of art school students who use "edgy" to describe their work.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Theodor Adorno to thread!

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

haha. i was just thinking about that, al.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

David LC has created some of my favorite photographic images of all time. However, his muse is precisely the kind of thing that the Simpson sisters represent. To pretend otherwise is just Dave being bitchy.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

HE'S A GOOD PRODUCER BUT HE CAN'T RAP

― Zed Szetlian (Finn MacCool), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Were they afraid he'd tart them up? Because I really don't understand that, at all.

"My daughters are not a bunch of brainless whores who are to be pinups on 15-year-old boy's walls!", thundered Joe Simpson.

David LaChappelle's number was in Paris Hilton's phone sidekick. He was reported to work with her and help her with her music career or something. Anybody who works with Paris but bashes the Simpsons girls has zero credibility.

― Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Cunga, isn't it time for you to stop talking shit for the day?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

Music, Art, Culture.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/oscars/77th_academy_awards_parties_photos/_group_photos/david_lachapelle2.jpg

― Who Are You, Buster Gonad? (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

(xp) Yeah, even Dan takes a break every now and then.

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAH I don't dig the Simpsons but sounds like LaChapelle is being his bitch self. David,.do you want some Cheese with that whine? They chose not to work with him,..big deal. Move on to the next photo-op.

― B G Chan, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Theodor Adorno to thread!

Uh, dude, BARTHES of course.

Ah Maria, you don't blame a teacher for his students' work. So what if he's responsible? There's tons of saddos who want to be Nan Goldin or Sherman, but that doesn't lessen their work, now does it?

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Ah Maria, you don't blame a teacher for his students' work.

clearly, you've never attended art school.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

Never been a fan of his celebrity photography, but this profile is interesting:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/29/fashion/david-lachapelle-from-photographer-to-artist.html?_r=2&ref=style

Anyone see Rize?

― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:35 (fourteen years ago)

COCANE HEL OF DRUG
― CUTSOS-PASSANTINO-RAGGET-DADAISMUS-CUTTY-SLOCKI-AND ALL OTHER ILXORS WHO MAKE BA, Thursday, September 8, 2005 11:24 AM (5 years ago)

underrated poster, this guy

― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Sunday, 29 May 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)

Last i recall, david lachapelle's body of work was thought-provoking, timeless and classy. you know, like ansel adams, edward weston and shit.

I think I read this on models.com

― Deremiah Was a Bullfrog (u s steel), Sunday, 29 May 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

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