Frances Bean Cobain looks like her old man

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Pretty girl (yes, she's 13 and that is both creepy and weird, but it's true...)

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1194974,00.html

― PB, Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1330338.jpg
http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2005/01/10/jojo.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes she does look like him, and yes she's very pretty. I can't help but feel unbelievably bad for the poor girl.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

She's 13!
Where has my life gone?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

dead by 21.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, they grow up fast.

She's going to have a lot of baggage.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nirvanaclub.com/pics/kfd.jpg

― PB, Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Uncle Dave can get custody somehow....

― PB, Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it categorically impossible for CL to take a decent picture these days?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

He does seem like he'd be a really cool and actually responsible dad.

― matt2 (matt2), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it categorically impossible for CL to take a decent picture these days?

Was it ever?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

WIZARDISH UNGRY (4:27:06 PM): I'D HIT IT
orion0014 (4:27:30 PM): SHE IS 13!!!!!
orion0014 (4:27:37 PM): (me too)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

He does seem like he'd be a really cool and actually responsible dad.

I get that sense too.

(A side note: My uncle used to live next door to Dave Grohl's mom's house. Once he took my little brother and knocked on the door. Dave answered and was extremely nice and chatted for a while. So my brother's copy of Nevermind has contained a little slip of paper with Dave Grohl's autograph since 1992. A great guy by all accounts.)

― PB, Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG WHERE'S AJA?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"AJA"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Grohl is awesome; he gave a friend of mine money for a phone call from the 9:30 club or the Black Cat or something in like 1998. She asked "Hey Dave Grohl, do you have a quarter?"

Apparently he boned the most gash though.

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

it's gonna be a gasher....

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img205.exs.cx/img205/7853/frances5sa.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still waiting for her and Coco to form a band (didn't notice her at ArthurFest; I guess Kim and Thurston didn't want her wandering around with all those rock ruffians.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Francis Bean vs. Lourdes Maria

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I love stories about celebrities: "He's so awesome! He gave me a quarter! I mean, a QUARTER, I ask you. Then later I bumped into him in the hallway but he said EXCUSE ME, he is SUCH a great guy."

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

frances looks so much like the picture of young courtney that's on the back of live through this.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've mentioned this before, but my friend Kerry, when he was 13, was trying to buy an ice cream cone in Washington, D.C., when he realized he didn't have enough money. A man behind him tapped him on the shoulder and gave him 50 cents or however much it was he needed. It wasn't until after he left that he realized that man was Jesse Jackson.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

frances looks so much like the picture of young courtney that's on the back of live through this.

http://www.galeon.com/allmusic/caratulas/h/Hole_-_Live_Through_This_-_back.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be a better story if it was Alan Jackson.

xpost

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaymc OTM. I don't see the Kurt resemblance at all.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Or rather Jody.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I do see it. In that first photo at the top of the thread, I can picture Kurt making the same facial expression.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

her old woman looks like an old man too

― richard wood johnson, Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks nothing like Jesse Jackson.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1330338.jpg http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/kurt-cobain/kurt-cobain-005-img.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope she rebels and works for a bank.

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

in everyone's opinion, what are the odds that she will be a musician?

― JD from CDepot, Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

how'bout mayor of Seattle, like The Onion 2056 said?

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The Melody Maker prediction of Courtney and Frances turning out like Eddie and Saffy gets truer by the day.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the blue eyes. Facially, yes, she does look more like her mother. But she does look like Kurdt...

― PB, Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i think she totally looks like him. its her mouth and shape of her face - wide with a pointy chin.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i think if frances goes to college and generally stays out of the spotlight for a while, she could avoid the liza minelli syndrome.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Having to star opposite Burt Reynolds in Rent-a-Cop II: The Revenge *would* be pretty bad.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

oof

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

rent-a-cop had a great cast! james remar from the warriors! robby benson! dionne warwick!!!

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

wasn't there a rumor about someone else being her father?

― jeffrey michael rosenberg get in here right now young man (pukeandburn), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I think it was Steve Coogan.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

julian cope

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

frances bean cobain in: rent-a-cope

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah that's right, coogan

― jeffrey michael rosenberg get in here right now young man (pukeandburn), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

She's either gonna be a drug addict or a teetotaler.

Either way, she'll be a rich one.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wow, that picture of the Live Through This track listing suddenly refreshed my memory of the album. That thing had a bunch of great songs, didn't it? With Kurt's touch evident on every other chord change, of course.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still waiting for her and Coco to form a band

Better yet, with Natalie Curtis.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't remember thinking that it sounded like nirvana, and i was a nirvana die-hard. but then, i couldn't stand that woman

― richard wood johnson, Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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She's starting at Bard this month!

― .. help? (admrl), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

wkiw(/ws)

― hongthrone: norsk arisk synth pop (crüt), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

when will she release a record?

― Zeno, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

UH.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

Why CourtneyLoveUK? She's a more incorrigible Anglophile than Ned Raggett

― .. help? (admrl), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

Wasn't she always? Stalking Julian Cope or something like that?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

Isn't that what you do?

― .. help? (admrl), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

Nah. Seems boring.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

those tweets were sort of heartbreaking.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

@gawker: Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of late grunge-god Kurt, is 18 today. Meaning: you are old.

― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Friday, 20 August 2010 12:21 (sixteen years ago)

the baby on the front of nevermind would be all growed up now too.

― max arrrrrgh, Friday, 20 August 2010 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

and courtney love is now 82.

― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 20 August 2010 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

again? she's been 82 for years now.

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 August 2010 12:32 (sixteen years ago)

sorry: 182.

― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 20 August 2010 12:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/people/eyes/eye3.gif

― She Got the Shakes, Friday, 20 August 2010 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

the baby on the front of nevermind would be all growed up now too.

― max arrrrrgh, Friday, 20 August 2010 12:26 (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the post on here about him hitting on girls by going up to them and saying 'hi, do you know you've seen my dick?' is a secret classic imo

― needle up my cock 'cause I look like GG Allin (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 August 2010 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

this is all just too tragic but always seemed bound to happen. man.. i wish i hadn't read those tweets. :(

― piscesx, Friday, 20 August 2010 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

grosspig ≥ poisonkids

― I used to lurk on some crutis forums (crüt), Friday, 20 August 2010 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

jesus Courtney, just shut up. Why do all of that on Twitter. And is she trying to market the story that she wants told, or is this just she's out of it and doesn't care what forum she blarps out all this weird crap. I don't get her. I never have.
Those tweets break my heart. All that kid has ever needed is a parent. I hope there's someone in her life that is giving her some kind of unselfish care and guidance.

I don't normally get wrapped up in tabloidy crap but this one just kind of hits me where I live for some reason.

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 20 August 2010 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

it's difficult to market the story you want told when the story you want told is totally incomprehensible. like I literally have no idea what she's trying to say.

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 August 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, at least she has the good sense to be embarrassing in unintelligible code.

― Chaim Poutine (NickB), Friday, 20 August 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

WTF does "what is it did you decide to be linda?" mean, haha.

― I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Saturday, 21 August 2010 00:35 (sixteen years ago)

linda is CL's birth mother, right? biological daughter of paula fox?

― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Saturday, 21 August 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

oh ok.

― I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Saturday, 21 August 2010 07:59 (sixteen years ago)

what it it did you decied to be linda mcarntey

... miminalist pesto

― Sock Puppet Pizza Delivers To The Forest (Sock Puppet Queso Con Concentrate), Sunday, 22 August 2010 07:01 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Those Courtney tweets still pretty heartbreaking.

Seems like Frances now looks like her dad, her mum and Madonna? Anyway, so very pretty.

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/frances4.jpg

― Roz, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

Getting an Anna Paquin vibe from that pic.

― Aziz Ansari & III (jaymc), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

is there a countdown to how long before she's the new tabloid lohan junkie clusterfuck? seems inevitable. i hope she beats the odds though. she was dealt a very band hand.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

those pics are all great

― sexual union prayerbook slam (schlump), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

Yup, she looks amazing. I remember when she was a wee babby!!!

― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, those pics are amazing. I'm hoping she avoids the trainwreck life and cranks out a couple classic albums with Coco Moore.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

she was dealt a very band hand.

unintentional?

― hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i meant bad, but thought the error was appropriate

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, 22 August 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

Al Columbia tattoo!

― Ellen Allien ... in my urethra? (sic), Monday, 22 August 2011 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

The reclusive daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain just released a rare public statement defending herself and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl against rumors of sexual involvement.

Love started the rumor earlier this week when she published several Tweets accusing Grohl, formerly the drummer in Nirvana, of hitting on her estranged daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Grohl, who knew Cobain when she was an infant, called the accusation “upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”

Love lashed back in an interview with the New York Daily News, saying she’s “certainly not going to retract anything.”

Then Cobain, 19, reminded us all what it must be like to have Love for a mom.

Her statement, released by Grohl’s publicist to Gawker, called the rumor “gross:”

While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy.

Twitter should ban my mother.

― buzza, Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

ouch

lol

― Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 12 April 2012 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

man i'm really sad for her, must be so difficult to have to deal with a mother like that. jesus.

― Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 April 2012 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

"my biological mother"=accurate but cold zing.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 April 2012 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

^^^

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

the women in this family have a multigenerational bone to pick with biological mothers, though -- it's a carefully chosen word imo

― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

"my biological mother"=accurate but cold zing.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, April 12, 2012 8:46 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, ouch.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

the women in this family have a multigenerational bone to pick with biological mothers, though

paula fox amirite. btw exactly 18 yrs ago "live through this" was released. well, yesterday, i guess.

― Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Friday, 13 April 2012 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn.

is this the best sentence ever uttered or what?

― Poliopolice, Friday, 13 April 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

More freshness from Frances:

http://pitchfork.com/news/46387-frances-bean-cobain-has-controlled-kurt-cobains-likeness-since-2010/

― how's life, Thursday, 3 May 2012 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

Love stepped down as Acting Manager of End of Music LLC, the business behind Cobain's publicity rights, after receiving a $2.75 million loan from Frances's trust fund...When Love repays Frances the trust fund money, she can regain control of the publicity rights.

Well, I think we know this will never happen.

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 May 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

three years pass...

uh if you think SHE looks like KK....

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/09/28/frances-bean-married-a-dude-who-looks-exactly-like-her-dad-kurt-cobain-3566296

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:38 (eleven years ago)

Are you happy for Frances Bean? (136 people voted)

- Good for her! That girl deserves happiness.
- It's a little weird her fiance looks like Kurt, but it's cool.
- I'm glad Courtney Love wasn't invited.
- I kind of feel bad for Courtney, but I get it.
- As long as Frances Bean and Isaiah are happy, who cares what we think?
- I couldn't care less, honestly.

― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 21:58 (eleven years ago)

if you vote, you can't complain

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 22:05 (eleven years ago)

forgot to put on the zipcode

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 16:07 (eleven years ago)

little worried about how skinny she's looking. hope she's not using

― Darin, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 16:36 (eleven years ago)

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