Invent names for future Kanye West albums

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I just heard a music journalist on NPR say that he's planning, no joke, to call his next two albums "Graduation" and "Good Ass Job"

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

The Resit

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Fuck A Fresher Week

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Early Retirement

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Freshman 15
Infodesk Job at the Student Union

― ken taylrr has gone off the internet because of you (ken taylrr), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

TA
Another Pity C
Absolutely No Backpacks

― M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

hungover and taking a test
Early Graduation

― thatoldsoul (thatoldsoul), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Two-Week Stint With Activist Group

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

(In Which He Suggests a Diamond Boycott But Fails to Follow Through on Organizing It)

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

My Dave Matthews Phase

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Refferal For Exclusion

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Food Services

― ken taylrr has gone off the internet because of you (ken taylrr), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Academic Probation

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Drinking on the Job

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Office Hours

Reading Period

Shopping For Classes

Student Services Online

Frat Row

Late nite Sushi

I hate the way they portray us in the school paper, when you see a black kid he's a football player getting charged for date rape, and when you see a white girl she's trying to get everyone to join hillel society

― poopstaind, Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Burger King Employee of the Month

― Voodoo Child, Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

This will be the title of his split EP with Fiona Apple.

― M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

no that was from his split ep with mike meyers

― poopstaind, Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 104 for kanye verklempt. (0.30 seconds)

― M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Tommy Lee Goes to College

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Saturday, 10 September 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

I'M GONNA TALK TO MY BUSINESS MANAGER AND SEE HOW MUCH I CAN GIVE TO MY ALUMNI ASSOCIATION

― CQD CQD SOS SOS CQD DE MGY MGY (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 10 September 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Grad Student Picket Line (all samples from old union songs and Billy Bragg albums)

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 10 September 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Loan Consolidation

― brianiac (briania), Saturday, 10 September 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Fake abortion.

― karl76 (karl76), Saturday, 10 September 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Grade Inflation
Dean's List
Graduation Job
No More Homework
Unemployment Check

― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Saturday, 10 September 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Cheese Night

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 September 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Frisbee Golf

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 September 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Quarter-Life Crisis
5th Career Change in As Many Years
Saving for the Mortgage
Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Saturday, 10 September 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

moon safari fuck buddy

study lab awkward exchange

radiohead

dorm lottery bum-out

second leave of absence

― noizem duke (noize duke), Saturday, 10 September 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

promqueer

― Rizz (Rizz), Saturday, 10 September 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

The Miseducation of Kayne West

― casey (t. fiend), Saturday, 10 September 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Old School
Old School II (in production, apparently)

― snotty moore, Saturday, 10 September 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of which, I love how absolutely sequel-proof The 40 Year Old Virgin is; but the funniest part is that there's probably someone at New Line *right now* frantically trying to find an "angle" for the sequel.

Back to titles, though:

Kanye West Is An Idiot / Kanye West OTM, double LP. (We all self-conscious).

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 10 September 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

I've heard Carrell say something like "The 41-Year-Old Whore" or something was being talked about. He was kidding...I think.

― Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 10 September 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

Incompletes: Demos and Alternate Takes

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 10 September 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

"Dropped by Rocafella"

"Appearance on TV Reality Show"

― Some Guy, Sunday, 11 September 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Awkward College Radio Show
The Phys Ed Major
Fat, Drunk and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life

― Chris L, Sunday, 11 September 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

"Rehab"

― Some Guy, Sunday, 11 September 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

Add/Drop Deadline

The Freshman Fifteen

― pm (p-m), Sunday, 11 September 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Ramen and Stealin'

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 11 September 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

Jay-Z Will Punch You In the Throat If You Look At Beyonce Too Long

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

Thesis Away From My Master's

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

3 A.M. Grain Alcohol Teenage Wasteland Singalong With Those Dudes Who Keep Asking Me To Get Them Some Weed

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

nondescript fleece pullover guy just got a vaporizer (so lets hang out with him for a minute)

― noizem duke (noize duke), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

I Met This Girl at a Coffee House (She's Really Into KMFDM and Ayn Rand, What Are the Odds She's a Libertarian?)

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

The Guy You Saw on Facebook

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

Taking Calc Pass/Fail

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Care Packages From Mom (These Cookies Are Stale)

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Skipping Class To Go Buy Tickets to See The Shins

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

"Shit, I Slept Through My Alarm -- What Did I Miss In Orgo Yesterday?" (ft. Mike Jones)

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 12 September 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Hardcore Curriculum

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 12 September 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA I Nicked A Traffic Cone
The Brutal Shivving at the Hands of a Local Album
Talking With An Annoying Posh Braying Accent Outside My Bedroom At 3 In The Morning Like A Cunt

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Monday, 12 September 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Where Did I Get These Black Light Posters?

― Cliff =C= (OnoSendai), Monday, 12 September 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

The Seventh Year Senior

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 September 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

Kanye's New Cookout Plan
Dorm Daze
Bros and Hos
The Washer Destroyed My Popped Collar

― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 12 September 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Dropped Kebab
Jello-Shots
The Beer Bong EP

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 12 September 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

"Who Needs the NAACP?"

― Maxwell von Bismarck (maxwell von bismarck), Monday, 12 September 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

"Who Needs the UNCF?" rather.

Abbreviations ruin me.

― Maxwell von Bismarck (maxwell von bismarck), Monday, 12 September 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

2 kids, 5 Honda Civic hatchbacks and 3 country club memberships in the life of...

― zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 12 September 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

the dean does not care about black people

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 12 September 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Sexile on Main Street

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 12 September 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

affirmative action

― anonymous celebrity (anonymous celebrity), Monday, 12 September 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Half-Heartedly Reading Kafka In the Commons To Impress People

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 12 September 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

The (GRE) Score

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 September 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Where is Dan? The first post is crying out for attention!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 12 September 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

University Bookstore

Financial Aid Office

This Record Can Double as a Parking Pass

The Misery of Student Poverty

The Assimilation into a Civilised Occidental Bourgeois Hegemony of Kanye West

Repression Through Courses

The university is an institutional society for the propagation of ignorance; the "high skills" are dissolved in the rhythm of mass production by the professors, all of whom without exception would receive the bird from any audience of schoolboys.

The Return of the Black Panthers/Modern Niggers Are Scared of Revolution (double LP with The Last Poets)

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 12 September 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Erm, I meant The Assimilation of Kanye West into a Civilised Occidental Bourgeois Hegemony. That flows better.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 12 September 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

Hate Legislation

― Thea (Thea), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

Ethnomusicology - P/NP

Incomplete Dissertation

― ryansf (ryansf), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

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