New Event In Wbsbgrm... "KILL BLIGHTIE"

Inspired by the very successful and, as heavily supported recently, very unracist ass-dance music event in a similar neighborhood called "Kill Whitie" (as discussed heavily here on ILM recently), I'm starting a new dance regular called "Kill Blightie". It's a place where people who feel intimidated by the melee of striped cardigans and mod haircuts can feel safe enjoying the rather pointed assault of ponceyness and smirks that accomodates the music and the appreciaters of Britpop at other Britpop dance nights. Those of you who feel anglophobic and feel like embracing the irony at "Kill Brightie" can for a limited time get in for free by bringing home-cooked blood pudding to the event as cover instead -- or wearing home made shirts displaying words or phrases like "BAD SHAG", "WANKER", and "THATCHER".

There is obviously a humorous element to this, and if you feel offended by this, I'm sorry, mate, but you can't be helped.