C/D: That drunk chick who always climbs onstage to dance "with" the band

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Oh no, there she goes again!

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 11 September 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

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― M. V. (M.V.), Sunday, 11 September 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

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― pdf (Phil Freeman), Sunday, 11 September 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

worst example of this i ever saw was at a turbo negro show last year. she got up there, propelled on a wave of groping hands, warm lager and misplaced death punk enthusiasm, only to flail about like a distressed marine creature, plucked unkindly from its aquatic home.

why do these women do it? isn't it just embarassing for all involved? or am i just harbouring a latent jealousy of their alpha rock-female pluckiness?

― lisa de winter (miss de winter), Sunday, 11 September 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

T/S: that drunk chick who always climbs onstage to "dance" "with" the band vs. that idiot chick sitting on her boyfriend's shoulders at music festivals doing the fucking stupid wavy arm dance.

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 September 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

yeah, the shoulders sitter thing is one, but that's something you see more at big ampitheater festivals, whereas the drunk chick climbing onstage happens at every small-enough place where it's easy for a drunk chick to use her little remaining physical coordination to get up there.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 11 September 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

True. I always admire drunkenness featuring reckless endangerment tho.

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 September 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Maybe not so much admire as enjoy.

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 September 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

what i want to know is why does the tallest guy in the place (usually accompanied by his nearly as tall friends) always take up residence right at the front of the crowd so us shorties behind can't see shit? i mean, dude coulda had a great view from anywhere.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 11 September 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

Hey tall guys pay to get in to the show too! I'm always willing to let someone shorter than me in front of me, but I refuse to stand in the back just because I can see over most people's heads.

― wmlynch (wlynch), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

Right, people are going to be incovenienced no matter where that guy stands. Unless he stands at the back, against the wall, I suppose. But fuck that, it isn't his fault you're short.

― CMB, Monday, 12 September 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

BUY ONE (1) PAIR OF BIG SHOES

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

I saw this really really gross girl try and basically have dry sex with Fiest on stage once.

― Tokyo Ghost Stories (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

maybe she thought she was at a Bitch Lap Lap show. oh wait.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 12 September 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

[boobs]

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 September 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

GIRL GONE WILD JUST LIKE NORMAL GIRL ONLY MORE DRUNK AND INSECURE

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Monday, 12 September 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

yall that's me before I became a pasty chef in Daytona--and yalls problem is--????---HEY

― Big Fat Drunk Chick With A BoomBox, Monday, 12 September 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Mmmmm I could just eat a pasty.

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Monday, 12 September 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

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this is what always ends up happening to that girl

― 1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

There was a woman who used to goto Firewater shows who used to dance like a broken wind-up toy in the front (she never made it onstage, mercifully). I'm all for dancing, but this was just a sorrry, wantonly desperate plea for attention that it really bummed a lot of people out.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

The fat chick from Gimme Shelter to thread.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

The best is when the band in question has someone they know come up to dance for, like, their "sexy" song, and then a bunch of drunken ne'er-do-wells take it as their cue to get up their and get "crazy".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

this was just a sorrry, wantonly desperate plea for attention that it really bummed a lot of people out

The correct medical term is Marchant's Syndrome.

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Bands getting ALL the drunk girls on stage at once = classic.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Bands whose members are all drunk girls = uber-classic.

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

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― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 12 September 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

this gun's for hire.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 September 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

So now I've got my own place, and Aerosmoth still love me, Lyrnyd Skynyrd come in all the time, and sweet lil Rivers too, so get over it and BUURRRRPPPAHH

― Big Fat Drunk Chick With A BoomBox, Monday, 12 September 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

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