Musicians Who Have Indisputably Choked on Cock

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I'm sorry. It had to be done.

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 September 2005 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Freddie Mercury
Bowie
Iggy
Darby Crash..

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 11 September 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Courtney Love
Boy George
David Gray

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 September 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Andres Segovia, Vladimir Horowitz, Mario Lanza

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 11 September 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr. NME
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(someone was going to say it sooner or later)

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Rob Halford
Alanis Morisette (self-confessedly)
Lemmy

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Lil' Kim

― Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Me
Lisa Scott-Lee, prob'ly

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, alot of these folks have had man-meat in their mouths...but what proof do we have that they have ever *CHOKED* on cock.
For example: Courtney Love could probably swallow an entire ham in one go without getting a single smudge of ham-glaze on her tonsils.
(This is possibly true for Alanis as well.)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a metaphor, innit?

Judy Garland
Liberace
Meatloaf

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, no one said Adam Green yet?

Nearly as often, though, Green is just the average schmuck with cool friends who mistakenly thinks he's the life of the party. Politics aside, Bush-bashing "Choke on a Cock" is boring. - PFM

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 11 September 2005 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Jake Shears
Cher
Tony Yayo

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 September 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

well, ODB had a few teeth knocked out last time he got out of prison..

― 1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Jackson

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Bob Mould
Grant Hart
Luther Vandross
Rufus Wainwright

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

TS? choking on cock vs choking on coke? vs choking on both at the same time?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

..vs choking on pepsi?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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