the ten best phish songs

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i was going to write an apologetic introduction type thing, but fuck it

PHISH POX

billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 11 September 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

get outta here with your sandals and socks

pppp, Sunday, 11 September 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Phish is a pox.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 11 September 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

get outta here with your sandals and socks

Nothing could be further from the truth. Just this past week was the first time I had listened to them in about 7 years.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Phish is a pox.

This is funny because no one has ever made the connection between P.O.X. and the word "pox" before.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

I'll play.

1) Tube
2) Suzy Greenberg
3) You Enjoy Myself
4) Fee
5) Fast Enough For You
6) Runaway Jim
7) Harry Hood
8) Sample in a Jar
9) Fluffhead
10) Golgi Apparatus

(I actually had to struggle to remember names of songs... so this is probably more like a POX that I can remember)

Who Are You, Buster Gonad? (Bent Over at the Arclight), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

this took me a few minutes, but i got it narrowed down.. keeping in mind I stopped listening to them completely after 1998 and thus know nothing of their music past that point, but i'm assuming most of their best stuff was release before then anyway.

Billy Breathes
Down With Disease
Fast Enough For You
Fee
Free
Gumbo
If I Could
Llama
Runaway Jim
The Squirming Coil

billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Ten best Phish songs? The ones played with the speakers off.

maria b (maria b), Sunday, 11 September 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

That's cute. You thought of that all by yourself?

billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 11 September 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

hope this doesnt get me blacklisted.

train song
farmhouse
piper
mike's song
prince caspian
you enjoy myself
free
sample in a jar
it's ice
lizards

petesmith (plsmith), Sunday, 11 September 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

oxymoron

mai, Monday, 12 September 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

I'll jump in here before ILM's collective Phishphobia drops this thread off the page.I'm picking songs live, b/c you really shouldn't spend too much time w/ studio phish. I'll keep in mind that a Phish fan's top 10 is gonna be completely different from an ILMers.

1. First Tube (studio is fine)
2. What's The Use (studio is fine)
3. Piper (live, esp. '03 and '04)
4. David Bowie (any period)
5. You Enjoy Myself ('94 - '97)
6. Mike's Song -> Simple -> Weekapaug ('94 - '00)
7. Harry Hood ('94 - '00)
8. Reba (any period)
9. Ghost ('97 - '04)
10. There could be another 20 songs that have great potential live (Tweezer, Run Like an Antelope, Maze, Fluffhead, Down with Disease, Guyute, Sand, Wolfman's Brother, Split Open and Melt, Carini, Twist, Stash, Tube, etc. etc.)

The thing is that Phish really could never write pop songs. But you listen for the jams, not the songs. The "composition" songs (YEM, Fluffhead, Reba, Guyute, etc.) are more interesting than any of Phish's attempts at pop.

The only Phish album I can recommend for people into non-jamband music would be The Siket Disc. It's the only thing I can slip in to people who HATE Phish and they'll get interested and ask, "Who is this?" Then when I tell them they curse my name. It's just a bunch of jams from the sessions that made Story of the Ghost. Great stuff.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

To all the douchebags weighing in with your asinine anti-Phish comments: what exactly is the point? I can understand if one person writes a jejune "PHISH IS TEH SUX0RS!!!!" post, but why half a dozen people? Is being an asshole the only way you can feel good about yourself? What did haters #2-5 contribute that douchebag #1 didn't manage to get in? How much Phish have you haters actually listened to, or are you just being simpleminded bigots?

This board is called "I love music". It's for people who love music to talk about music they love. What exactly about that concept is confusing you fools?

My choices (granted, as someone who stopped listening to them around '97):
Guyute
YEM
David Bowie
Mike's Song
Runaway Jim
Stash
Punch You In The Eye
Timber Ho!
Split Open and Melt
Slave to the Traffic Light

(It would probably be more fun to do top 10 live performances of songs, eg. Tweezer -- 3/6/93)

casey (t. fiend), Monday, 12 September 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

(pft, 2/28/03 Tweezer slayz 3/6/93)

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

The biggest Phish fan I ever knew also loved Thomas Kincade. GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION!

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 12 September 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, Kinkade.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 12 September 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

1. Fluffhead
2. Don't Care About Anyone Except Myself*
3. She's Bitchin' Again*
4. Crimes of The Mind*
* = only from the Amy's Farm show, the versions on the official Dude of Life cd SUCKED.
5. Divided Sky
6. You Enjoy Myself
7. Reba
8. Slave To The Traffic Light
9. Gumbo
10. Mike's Song

Lawn Boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

The most incredible Phish I've listened to recently was the FM Broadcast of the Lemonwheel soundcheck. It's basically a soundboard recording with some warmth and the levels are amazing. Great atypical songs, too. Jazzy and at times very prog with some crazy lasery keyboards. 1998-08-14.

Lawn Boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

Where is the love for "Chalk Dust Torture"!?!?!?!?!??!??!

?!!?!?!??!?

!!!!!?!?!?

**!?!L#(!?#@LK

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 12 September 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

Chalk Dust Torture will only get love if we're talking about 7/10/99, which has 3 of the most sublime minutes of Phish you'll ever hear.

And ouch, Dude of Life? While we're at it, why don't we throw in some more lowlights from 70 Volt Parade on here. Or not.

Although I'll say that Surrender to Air stuff ain't that bad, although jazz isn't Trey's strong suit.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

The only Phish album I can recommend for people into non-jamband music would be The Siket Disc. It's the only thing I can slip in to people who HATE Phish and they'll get interested and ask, "Who is this?" Then when I tell them they curse my name.

I do this with Farmhouse all the time. It depends on the kind of people you entertain, but I never have people over to listen to "zone out" music, which is what Siket is, basically. Come to think of it, I've done this with Story of The Ghost, too. That's some smooth, funky late night drinking sound that works really well as low background music.

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

And ouch, Dude of Life? While we're at it, why don't we throw in some more lowlights from 70 Volt Parade on here. Or not.

Do you have Amy's Farm?

If not, shut it.

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I've got it, but most pre-'92 Phish (until Page started using a piano) doesn't really do anything for me. Amy's Farm is probably the high point of early Phish, though.

I'll agree w/ Story of the Ghost, too. Probably Phish's best-produced album. "Ghost" is so thick, and I think "Brian and Robert" is about as close as Phish could come to a good pop song (or rather a song that could appeal to ILMasses).

What are your favorite shows?

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

What are your favorite shows?
In no particular order...

- Ian McLean's Farm

- 1989-10-13

- Amy's Farm (I just "remastered" this show to digital. It sounds like Cream... I think I was fortunate enough to have a copy very close to the original source)
- Arrowhead Ranch
- Red Rocks
- Sugarbush
- Drum Logos, Fukuoka, Japan
- big cypress - all 10 cd's, what a show!
- lemonwheel and lemonwheel soundcheck,especially
- great went
- Live Phish: vol. 9 from '89

There's a bunch more of course, but this is what sticks out in my head at the moment without unzippering my cases.

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

You know what's crazy - I like the 1st set of the Fukuoka show more than the 2nd set - one of my favorite Gumbos, the Carini is on fiya, and the SOAMelt is nasty.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

Me too! Although I did buy it for the 2nd set due to all the hype and was profoundly impressed the first time I heard it. But, disc 1 is my favorite for sure. It's like a whole different band. Amazing recording, too! I love the Gumbo! That *is* my favorite Gumbo. That Carini is a great opener and pretty startlingly heavy.

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

Same here w/r/t buying it for the second set. I wish they had done more stuff like that Carini - there are always tastes of that in the little jam section of Wilson, but it's sustained in Carini.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

That reminds me, what's Trey trying to do these days? I hear it's supposed to be classic rocky or rocky but that it sucks.

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

You heard right. I can't figure out why he didn't stick with the TAB thing - they were just getting better and better; the horns were finally finding a place in the jams, the song selections were getting better, etc. Instead, he starts a shitty rock band that. He writes all the lyrics, too, and if you think Phish lyrics were bad, then don't depress yourself w/ 70 Volt Parade. I think TAB was his last chance at legitimacy, although I guess he could still do some interesting orchestral stuff, but I wouldn't hold my breathe (which is a shame - if he could produce more stuff like "Pebbles and Marbles" or "At the Gazebo," everything would be fine).

New stuff is god-awful, though. The opposite direction would be the best next direction.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

Funny thing about the lyrics. I'm not sure which ones people are always complaining about-- the stupid songs or the serious ones? I love the stupid stuff. More idiotic the better. It's most of the more serious stuff that doesn't sit too well with me for some reason, but I think it's because the songs are discomforting and moody.Heavy Things is a perfect combination of the two extremes. It's a happy, stupid little song with lyrics that tend to be unsettling or bothersome. Anyway, Tom wrote better lyrics.

So there is nothing worth checking out from any of them at this point then. That's a shame. Glad I found some cool avante jazz and rock stuff through torrent shares. Toshinoro Kondo is great!

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I guess if I had to choose between silly and serious, I'd go silly in a heartbeat. Even the "good" serious songs I can't stand. A lot of the stuff from SotGhost and Farmhouse are bearable, but most of the other stuff I can't run with.

Yeah, most Phish fans are rediscovering music now that they can't use Phish as a crutch (although there are always new SBDs being released, Island Tour being the most exciting).

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

I never used 'em as a crutch. Unlike most, I guess my appreciation for Phish developed rather slowly. For a long time, there were elements of the band I liked, but I was more into indie-alternawhatever, metal, punk and electronica. As I got older, there was more elements of Phish I liked and less I liked about the rest of the music I listened to. So, I got more or less 'fannish' for Phish after they'd already broken up once. Every year, I pick up another of the Live Phish series and download a few torrents. I keep thinking it's about all the Phish a man could want or need, but I guess I just like to hear new shows. I just recently picked up "Plasma" so that's still fresh for me!

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

When did ILM get all hippified? Why?

adam (adam), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Shut your yap, dipshit. Everytime anyone brings up a band like this, jackasses like you have to chime in with your disapproving idiocy. Yay, we're proud of you!!!!

It's ILM, not ILHH or ILP or ILM.

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Adam, you're such a stupid cockbag.

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

The second ILM stands for metal, of course.

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Which Phish album revealed the most new layers of intricacy and melodic invention otherwise lost in the epic explosiveness of their concert sets?

JKex (JKex), Monday, 12 September 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Phish Goes Girl Crazy!

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 12 September 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

"Which Phish album revealed the most new layers of intricacy and melodic invention otherwise lost in the epic explosiveness of their concert sets?"

Sadly, none of them. Most of the mastered live releases capture it well (like A Live One and Slip Stitch and Pass).

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, the correct answer is Farmhouse.

JKex (JKex), Monday, 12 September 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Dammit I must learn to google before I open my stupid mouth. I've been pOWNd.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

I just picked up Live Phish Vol. 6 for $14.

This might be my new fave of the Live Phish series. Seems to be the perfect balance w/great sound!

lawn boy, Monday, 12 September 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

The Wipeout show is great - the Reba is on-point and the Mike'S Groove + RLAAntelope is a great little run (although I could do w/o Wading following it).

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

agreed.

lawn boy, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

That's the thing about Phish: it kind of bothers me that I can like a band that wrote a song like "Wading in the Velvet Sea," or a ton of the newer stuff. The songs are just so God-awful. But then I remember that I don't listen to them for the songs but for the jams.

That Live Phish is probably the one that I listen to the least for some reason. Some of the worst Live Phish releases have some of the best stuff - the Chalkdust from 7/10/99 is amazing (somewhere around the 9 minute mark everything clicks into some of the most beautiful Phish I've ever heard); the 7/8/00 Alpine show has an amazing Piper (probably the song that packed in the most post-hiatus). Lots of great, great stuff. It's kind of a shame that the vast majority of ILMers would never give this even a chance. I suppose it's fun to have a band that you can always kick around, and I can always see why Phish is kicked around, but hey, there is a lot to love, too.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

It's funny but I used to be someone who just did not get live albums or bootlegs much at all. I used to consider the studio version the "offical" piece of art and live albums mostly about satisfying one's curiosity about how well they could pull it off live. When you say you listen to Phish for the jams, my first instinctual response is "no, that's just part of what they do!" I just like the way the songs always sound different, I think, but thinking on it deeper, it really does tie into the "jam" thing. The whole approach to every song is that it is malleable, so every song is basically a live jam from start to finish in some way. Who knows what they'll do? The whole thing is bizarre the more I think about it. I wonder if I can tolerate listening to Phish songs more than most other bands' songs because they're always different? I think so. Rarely will I listen to a 9 or 12 minute song by any other band over and over throughout the years as I have with Harry Hood, YEM, Reba, David Bowie, Fluffhead, etc. And I still love those songs!

lawn boy, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh crap, what have I done..

billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

What do you mean?

Eh, billybillybillybilly..?, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

I guess I mean that posts like the ones above are not exactly what I intended by posting my question. I don't really mind it, but I just wish there were more p.o.x. lists, and I hope this doesn't become a google-trap. I also wasn't anticipating that anyone who can indentify specific performances would post on ILM.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

I know it's unfathomable, but a lot of Phish fans listen to non-Phish, non-jamband music. Crazy but true. And I don't think that you have to worry about this becoming a google trap - Phish has it's own corner of the internet that attracts that kind of attention. And it may sound starnge, but a proper POX for Phish should really be live stuff, not studio stuff.

Lawn Boy - There are interesting things about a lot of the actual songs, but they tend to be the more ornately composed, non-pop songs, which also happen to have the best improv sections (and also happen to be much of the older material - stuff from Junta, Lawn Boy, etc.). When I first started listening to Phish, I thought the composed sections were amazing; I still kind of do, but I don't get revved up about them like I used to. The jams have never really soured to me, no matter how much music I listen to (and I think there are musicians/groups who improv better, obviously, but I'm in love w/ Phish's style of improv). Sometimes I get hung up on the musical references alone - a little West Side Story in one jam, a Pavement quote in the next, KCrimson's "Starless" poking it's head out of SOAMelt, Loveless quotes, etc. etc.

I'd go on and on, but 1) I don't want to start proselytizing, which I kind of go out of my way not to do when I'm talking about Phish b/c I hate hearing other people try to 'will' me into liking a band, 2) The ILM Summary Judgement is pretty clear on Phish, and 3) there's no need to get too deeply into it on a POX thread.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

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Lawnboy, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

"The mere mediocre-ly shitty lyrics approach standard fare and succeed in creating the same melencholia and ambivalence."

I just can't agree with this. Although Trey, left to his own devices, writes some of the worst pop lyrics out there, Tom Marshall wasn't anyting impressive, either. His sense of rhyme is awful, his "images" are bland, and his metaphorical language is as stale as could be.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

You might as well complain that Weird Al Yankovich's are not serious enough and that his music is totally derivative.

Lawnboy, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

I've heard them get grouped into the frat thing, but I've never personally seen that

i lived in ann arbor(Univ. of Michigan) from 1994-2004. It exists. Frat shirts with adapted Phish logos, etc.

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

"You might as well complain that Weird Al Yankovich's are not serious enough and that his music is totally derivative."

Weird Al does parodies. And makes me laugh.

"i lived in ann arbor(Univ. of Michigan) from 1994-2004. It exists. Frat shirts with adapted Phish logos, etc."

Well there you have it.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

More about lyrics... When I listen to Golgi Apparatus or Harry Hood, it seems obvious that they are not meant to be taken seriously and the point seems to be not to take anything too seriously, which is why I think they attract a bunch of slackers who enjoy nothing more than to sit around in a circle and kick a bag. As for the later, more serious lyrics, I can't help but still commend them for not overstating things and letting them remain at least somewhat mysterious, rather than pouring their heart out. About as dumb and lame as Stephen Malkmus' lyrics, really.

And back to the stupid lyrics...

"Control for smilers can't be bought
the solar garlic starts to rot
was it for this my life I sought"

Sounds like a dude on acid, smiling and staring at some hanging garlic wondering about how he wastes away his time with idiocy.

"You're hands and feet are mangoes
you're going to be a genius, anyway"

Song about a waiter who does drugs, I reckon. At least, that's how I always thought of it when I was an acid-headed waiter in college.

"won't you step into the freezer
please her with a tweezer
uncle ebaneezer"

Scrooge McDuck? I welcome this sort of gleeful idiocy with open arms.

Lawnboy, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Phish's lyrics is part of what makes them so great. Definitely! What song of theirs would you REALLY like to hear with "good" lyrics? Think about it.

In conclusion, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Well, I'm pretty set in my view with regards to the lyrics and am not gonna get into it. We'll agree to disagree.

" What song of theirs would you REALLY like to hear with "good" lyrics? Think about it."

Well, take for example a lot of their covers w/ good lyrics from bands like VU, Talking Heads, or Beatles. If a Phish song w/ good lyrics would sound like their jammed-out version of "Sweet Jane," then it'd be great.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

If Phish had serious lyrics, these songs would sound more like...

Golgi Apparatus =
Tweezer =
Contact =
Llama =
The Mango Song =
Reba =
Harry Hood =
David Bowie =

???

I just can't hear it. The silliness is inherent in the music. With serious lyrics, it seems the music would have to change.

Lawnboy, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

I dont' get it? You mean if some of those songs were infused w/ "serious" lyrics? I think Hood, Llama and Bowie would work as backdrops for serious songwriting. They were able to have moody music that ran the emotional gamut, but certainly a lot of the music sounds kind of silly.

I think one of the good fusions of silliness and moodiness would be "Esther."

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

I mean, I was just trying to ponder it and I had them temporarily filled out as such: Golgi Apparatus = Steely Dan, Tweezer = ZZ Top, Contact = Mamas & The Paps, etc. I know those aren't really accurate comparisons, but with serious lyrics I just don't think I'd like them as much. I can only take so much serious music anyway these days. I could deal with something maybe about as serious as Grateful Dead's lyrics in China Cat Sunflower, Scarlet Begonias and Crazy Fingers, I guess... but the cover of Junta really sums up what Phish's music (not lyrics) sounds like to me: dancing noses. So, any lyrics that come near to that visual seem appropriate to me.

But, I can see why they bother you. I personally hate the lyrics (or is it the singing/delivery?) to Mound, Lengthwise... in fact most of Rift. It is my least favorite album. The barbershop quartet thing is something they should've kept to acapella versions of "my own hometown" and that "hello my honey, hello my baby" WB dancing frog song.

Lawnboy, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

I know it's unfathomable, but a lot of Phish fans listen to non-Phish, non-jamband music.

Actually it's quite fathomable since I'm one of them. I thought that was obvious when I posted the initial question. And unless the members of Phish hate their own band, I'm sure they count for this as well.

I think Phish attracts bad attention to me. I feel like they're a polarizing band, and the people who hate are going to label me as someone with piss taste (I know, because I used to do that) while the majority of fans are people who generally annoy me. I think from here on out I'll just keep this to myself as a guilty pleasure or something.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

:)

billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

I didn't mean to sound like a dick, sorry.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

"I feel like they're a polarizing band, and the people who hate are going to label me as someone with piss taste (I know, because I used to do that) while the majority of fans are people who generally annoy me."

I agree. A lot of the hate for Phish I think isn't based on their music but on their fans. There's a perception they're well-adjusted, well-off, well-sexed party kids, who like drive the cars their ex-hippie yuppie parents bought them to camp in Yellowstone and have orgies beneath the stars while listening stoned to Junta on their way to see Phish at Red Rocks. I'm jealous of that and so I listen to like The Birthday Party and other similar outcast balmy type stuff that distracts me from my bitterness and rechannels it into something resembling alienated celibate impoverished peace of mind.

Sharpie, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

billstevejim, welcome to the ranks of the rest of all the short-haired, normal looking people you run into at a Phish concert (and me and probably Suzy Creamcheese, too). I don't wear Phish shirts, I don't talk about them much in reality unless I am very comfortable around someone who already knows me and my taste in other stuff. I would never put them as a band on Friendster, for instance. I wouldn't include it in a personals ad. You get the idea.

However, I *would* wear a Forbin t-shirt in the Ford emblem logo. Or anything kind of coded like that so that any Phish fan would recognize and be cool to me, but your average jackass wouldn't have a clue.

Go make yourself a Forbin t-shirt at Cafe Press!

Lawnboy, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

xpost: proof that hate for Phish is not based on actual listening to the music is the simple fact that haters lump them in with all other neo-hippy bands as Dead ripoffs. A) They don't sound like any other band and B) they sound nothing like the Dead.

Lawnboy, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

My hair has been shaggy for many years, probably because of Kurt Cobain. I'm not a fan of the huge jamouts - I appreciate them as great songwriters, and that's about as far as I'll go. Although I do like "Harry Hood." Phish is pretty much the only "jam-band" since the 80's that I'll accept. For some reason, they're just...different. (I say "since the 80's" because I like American Beauty - the album, not the movie, although the movie was ok.)

billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

I should also note I've never worn sandals, with or without socks.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

For some reason, they're just...different.

AHA! Now, weigh in: do you think Phish would have been better if all those songs that you liked enough to make them stand out from the rest of the jam bands had serious lyrics?

There is no right or wrong answer of course. I'm just curious what the concensus will be out of the few Phish fans we have on this thread. Suzy wishes they were more serious, haterz say the lyrics downright suck, and I personally like them just as they are. I just most of hate Rift; I have decided it is DEFINITELY the singing/delivery that is to blame for why I hate most of Rift and not the idiotic lyrics.

Lawnboy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

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Lawnboy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I've never been bothered by their lyrics enough to notice. I think the lyrics in "Weigh" are funny. "Contact" is pushing it though, which I adored as a 16-year-old.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

I like both Contact and Weight. What I can't stand is this:

(hear it in your head, now!)

The old man knows very well
Going down by the snowbank, there's a mound
A mound that an old man knows good
Look who raises his shoe all over this mound
Right over the world that's another rewind
And it's time, time, time for the last rewind
For a broken old man and a world unkind
He buried all his memories of home
In an icy clump that lies beneath the ground


--- AND ----

When you're here, I sleep Lengthwise
And when you're gone, I sleep diagonal in my bed

---AND ---

My glance is always darting, when I stroll the avenue
Avoiding all the obstacles that terrorize my view
If you are here with me, I trust you to lead the way
When you're not I follow you, and always go astray
Silent in the morning
Suspended in the trees
Lunch time comes you've found your voice
It brings me to my knees
The volume just increases
The resounding echoes grow
Till once again I bask in morning stillness, I love so

_----although....

I can still dig Rift. I'm just at a point now where I "get" the band enough to say, "okay, ignore that annoying shit."

Lawnboy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

OH YEAH AND:

I press on the elastic sheet, I'm breathing through a slice
'Are they worms or are the serpents?' bubbles through the ice
The source was quite invisible, the ever-present voice
While skating, both legs tracing different shapes, I made my choice
Mimicking the image in whose radiance I bask
I'm tied to him, or him to me, depending who you ask
None the less reluctantly reflections tumble in
I slide with all the other on the wrong side of the skin


All of these could've sounded just fine to me, but however they wrote the songs on Rift just inexplicably annoy me.

lawnboy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

I was gonna say before, I don't hear what's so bad about "Mound." I skip past the other 2 you listed. With "It's Ice," I'm usually floored by how crazy the arrangement is to really care about the lyrics.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

"Suzy wishes they were more serious"

Crap did I say that? If I did, I didn't mean that. I wish to god that their lyrics were better, not more serious. In fact it's in their "serious" songs where they fall the most flat. And I'll reiterate, it's Marshall's sense of rhyme and diction (which is to say: everything) that I can't stand.

I think Lengthwise is the closest Marshall will ever come to a masterpiece - straighforward, evocative, no extra words to fill out the line in order for him to rhyme something ... and Fishman singing.

The middle section of "It's Ice" at Clifford Ball is pretty cool. Pretty blah song, though.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

Just the beginning of Mound with everyone singing together like Barbershop douchebags: THERE'S AN OLD MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN

followed up by a total drop in quality of one guy who can barely sing: who knows very well

followed by the dorky barbershop quartet again: GOING DOWN BY THE SNOWBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

back to the solitary douchebag: there's a mound

It sounds like fuckin' Larry Darryl and Darryl or something. Annoys the shit out of me!

lawn boy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

Ah, sorry Suzy... I guess I read into what you said. I thought you meant 'better' lyrics as in, "please stop singing about Tela and the Watchful Hosemasters." :-)

lawnboy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

You can save the whales
you can save the toads
but I don't care if the world explodes

-Sanity :)

Lawnboy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

"Hey Makisupa policeman
policeman came to my house"

... I can't explain it, but this song just fills me with glee.

Lawnboy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

And have you noticed Makisupa Policeman sounds an awful lot like Buffalo Bill, which also inexplicably fills me with glee.

A lot of those older songs which never appeared studio recording remind me of Camper Van Beethoven. I guess it was a ska hippy factor. Great happiness, though.

Lawnboy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

I'm just drunk now. Sorry. Still at the office... alone.... and annoyed for other reasons... so listening to Phish and drinking. Brilliant solution to everyday problems, eh?

Lawnboy, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...
(I couldn't pick just 10.....way too hard)
1. The Divided Sky
2. Dirt
3. Friday
4. Reba
5. Stash
6. Reba
7. Golgi Apparatus
8. Farmhouse
9. Fluffhead
10. The Squirming Coil

That was really hard

Corey Michaels, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

I accidentally put Reba twice. I meant to put Bathtub gin as number seven but I was really stoned. My bad. I also seem to have noted the difficiulty of deciding twice.....haha......oops.

Corey (burl), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, I listened to some samples from that Siket Disc. It totally sounds like post-rock. I'm tempted to buy it just so I can put a track on a mix for my friend (who listens to tons of math and post rock) and then blow his mind by telling him who it is.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

"What's the Use" from Siket Disc always gets me and gets snuck onto a lot of mixes.

Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

I once turned to this site for a newbie guide to phish

after giving them an honest listen, behold:

1) You Enjoy Myself
2) Guyute
3) Mike's Song
4) The Squirming Coil
5) Tweezer
6) Stash
7) Heavy Things
8) Reba
9) Bouncing Around the Room
10) Farmhouse

Uffize, Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
NO this is the real list i have here

1.Divided Sky
2.You Enjoy Myself
3.Sparkle
4. Weekapaug Groove!!
5. Squirming Coil
6. Mike's Song
7. Maze
8. Down With Disease
9. Golgi Apparatus
10. Sample in a Jar (no one said this?)

dyson, Monday, 24 April 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
Reba
My Friend, My Friend
Divided Sky
Harry Hood (Hampton 98 sounds composed by a symphony)
Julius (6.16.00 Trey on fire! Someone stole my cd though, help)
Chalkdust Torture
Tube
Bathtub Gin
Theme from the Bottom
Limb by Limb

skippy larue, Friday, 19 May 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

Reba
David Bowie
You Enjoy Myself
Traffic light
Bouncing Round The Room
Run Like An Antelope
Squirming Coil
Mike's Song
Divided Sky
Mango Song


NudeS pock, Friday, 19 May 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

My top 10
1.)Glide
2.)David Bowie
3.)Bathtub Gin
4.)Fee
5.)You Enjoy Myself
6.)Meatstick(One of My First Phish Expierences)
7.)Waste
8.)Bittersweet Motel
9.)Fluffhead
10.)Reba

ccskiandrun, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

6.)Meatstick(One of My First Phish Expierences)

I kinda hope this is the actual name.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

Bigger than the Macarena

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

Japanese lyrics, as taught to Phish by The Boredoms, are: Meatosticku Jiuando, Meatosticku Kakushite, Meatosticku Toridashta, Jiuan, Do Do Atamaga Shock, Do Do Atamaga Shock.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

wtf - Hanle y is cited on that page

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

6.)Meatstick(One of My First Phish Expierences)
I kinda hope this is the actual name.

-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:43 (1 year ago) Link

hahahahaaaa

Preview of the Matrix 12, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

1. Down With Disease (1997-12-11 Rochester War Memorial)
2. Ghost > Down With Disease Reprise (1997-12-11 Rochester War Memorial)
3. Harry Hood (1993-12-31 Worcester Centrum Centre)
4. Sample In A Jar (1994-6-18 UIC Pavilion)
5. Dallas Jam > Tweezer Reprise (1994-5-07 Dallas, TX)
6. Simple (1997-8-16 The Great Went)
7. Ghost (1998-7-06 Lucerna Theater)
8. Roses Are Free (1997-12-11 Rochester War Memorial)
9. Stash (A Live One)
10. Meatstick (1999-12-31 Big Cypress, FL)

goodabouthood95, Monday, 23 August 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

1.You Enjoy Myself
2.Rift
3.Harry Hood
4.Halley’s Comet
5.Golgi Apparatus
6.Down With Disease
7.TMWSIY>Avenu Malkenu>TMWSIY
8.Divided Sky
9.The Wedge
10.Cavern

the deee-lite psa (kkvgz), Friday, 17 June 2011 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

for some reason its hilarious to think you came back from a self-imposed ban to post a phish pox list

johnny crunch, Friday, 17 June 2011 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

I went off into the wilderness and found myself...what?

the deee-lite psa (kkvgz), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)


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