Can someone pls translate this pls

or

Where does Aunt Monika live?

I think.

新白蛇传

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did you get a tattoo of it?

haha no

new tale of the whitesnake

not "Legend of the White Snake"? (as per auto translation)

This seems appropriate. Thanks!

Would you pronounce this like XIN BAI NIANG ZI CHUAN QI?

il tuo sguardo è oltre

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what does "fremme neppa venette" mean?

This might be in either Farøyar or Swedish.

Help?

"Hei, vil du knulle med meg?
Jeg elsker deg.
Ha det bra, jeg gå til Natasha boren."

Can't find what the final word means, but the rest is Norwegian.

Hey, do you want to f*ck with me?
I adore you.
Good luck, I'm going to Natasha (boren?)"

Based on what it means in dutch, it could be "I'm going to drill natasha" - but based on "bored" in English, it could be "I'm going to see boring natasha"

ro-xy has a grou-pie! :-)

It's not Swediah, I think it might be Danish (or Farøyish, like you say). But it's close enough to Swedish so I can translate:

"Hey, will you fuck me?
I love you.
Bye bye, I will go to Natasha ???"

I don't know what "boren" means.

(xx-post)

Hmm, I think Stan is right, it could be Norwegian. Online dictionaries suggest that "boren" might mean "the bore" or "the drill" ("boren" is a noun in definite form), but neither of those sound right. It's probably some Norwegian phrase that doesn't translate literally.

Or maybe the last sentence means, "Bye bye, I'll go to Natasha, you bore!".

it's in norwegian, but the last sentence is pretty much nonsensical. 'boren' could be natasha's last name. or it could be a typo for 'broren' ('the brother') or 'broen' ('the bridge'). neither of which make much sense either.

Nil Carborundum

Don't be ground down?

or maybe it was supposed to say sasha boren, and not natasha boren?

xp

Sasha Boren Cohen

;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegitimi_non_carborundum

"Bye bye, I'll go to Natasha, you bore!">>This seems most correct.

Wow! This translation was most unexpected. Thanx Tuomas&StanM.

Snåle mi jente, vil du deg gifte,
Så ska no eg vera guten din,
Det kan du helse heimat til pappa din

Hikta, fikta,
Fer ikkje gale,
Kasta du bort en skarvuttu vane,
Nei så men om eg vil ha deg,
For i fjor ville du bedra meg
Men no har eg funne meg ein som stannar meg bi, så no kan du reise heimat med råva di

Okay, that's too much and too Norwegian for my translation skills. Where are this and the previous one from, some song lyrics?

Yeah, lyrics, traditional folk song I believe. I think it's about marriage and going home to or leaving your father/roots or something, but there are too many words I don't recognise.

This online translation thingy doesn't help much either:
http://www.translation-guide.com/free_online_translators.php?from=Norwegian&to=English

Here's a band that has the song on one of their records:
http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A5te_%28band%29

Yeah, I am just a Gaate fan who is too dumb to find a Norwegian translator that works! Thanks again, guys.

羌族双煞......

太好了, 哈哈

The end is "haha", right?

translate.google.com says:

Qiang teammate ......
Very good, You

babelfish:

Qiang national minority double ghost......
Too good, ha ha

(most online translation thingies have that last translation, only google has the first one)

I never realized this was on ILM.

http://tewahedo.org/ipad.html

O.O

It's in Amharic (one of the Ethiopian languages)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Amharic_Coca_Cola_bottle.jpg/800px-Amharic_Coca_Cola_bottle.jpg

get to steppin stan

i want the whole page by wednesday

sir ok miss sir!
*salutes*

oh no, it's all religious stuff

(2 x squiggles + 1 x English on these PDFs: http://www.tewahedo.org/pdf.html )

Haw, I know I really just wanted to know the names of the songs.

You should talk to heave about musics rox.

He likes African stuff or what?

African spirituals!?!?!

No, but he listens to some pretty great chants.

"ostmarkas venner"

Friends of Ostmark (they try to protect a region on the Norway/Sweden border)
http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&js=y&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ostmarkasvenner.no%2F&sl=no&tl=en&history_state0=

Aw. It's what Fenriz has written in Sharpie on his hiking backpack. :)

lol!

proof: http://oslopuls.aftenposten.no/multimedia/archive/00011/_a112gylvergaar0210__11660d.jpg

Don't tell me that's why you've started hiking as well? :-)

"started"!??!

um sorry :-(

http://i.imgur.com/tCbEm.jpg

anybody?

here's a toughie. could be arabic or urdu or something, your guess is as good as mine:
"biji serok apo"

Kurdish for "Viva Chairman Apo" ....