Insulting musical one-liners for all occasions

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"He's such an awful MC that when I told him to shit on the mic, I ended up having to sterilize it."

richard wood johnson, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

"Well, as a drummer...let's just say that he makes Helen Wiggin sound like a metronome."

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

"He's so inept, he kept tangling his fingers in the strings of his instrument. Oh, by the way, did I mention...He's the piano player?"

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)


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