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Hah, how great is this first line of the "Britney gives birth" story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050914/en_celeb_eo/17362

― apocalyptic, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Pop singer Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy at a Los Angeles hospital on Wednesday, Us Weekly magazine reported on its Web site.

Representatives for Spears were not immediately available for comment on the report, which said the 23-year-old entertainer gave birth by Caesarean section shortly before 1 p.m. PDT (1700 GMT) at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center. Hospital officials declined to comment.

http://today.reuters.com/News/newsArticle.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=2005-09-14T212321Z_01_FLE476896_RTRIDST_0_ENTERTAINMENT-SPEARS-DC.XML

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Popbytes says it's called Preston Michael Spears Federline.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

PMSF -- not QUITE a Prince song...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

C-section? NOOOOOOOO, HER MIDRIFF! RUINED!!!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Congrats to the proud parents!

(hey, somebody had to say it. Consider me to ILM's well-wishing representative in that regard)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

sure, the midriff will have a scar,

however, this means that the Pussy will be fine. this is what i made my wife, heather locklear do.

― Richie Sambora, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

"And therapeutic--all the secrets from your family come of the closet," she said.

― PappaWheelie B.C., Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

YAY!

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/britneysbelly.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

oh god

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

That's punk rock.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

That's puke rock.

― PappaWheelie B.C., Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

http://binarybonsai.com/sitesdir/aliens/images/a2queen2.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

"A hint of cupcakes"

― Drowning Man (Barima), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

is that pic for real?? Can't she get charged with child endangerment/negligence for that??

― richard wood johnson, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

I love the internet sometimes:

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/2350/ilovetheinternet9gw.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if Kevin boned Britney late in the third trimester and got head from his own son. Sounds like something those two would be into.

― yuck, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

come on, this is sorta the greatest description of anything, ever:

In a note to fans, the singer described Fantasy Britney Spears as a "completely magical" blend of "enchanting scents and flavors," with "a hint of cupcakes."

― carly (carly), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

replenish the earth!!!

― reo, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

My take.

― pdf (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

that picture is photoshopped

― brokenfuses (brokenfuses), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

horribly photoshopped

― kevin says relax (daddy warbuxx), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

"I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation [a Caesarian section]. I don't know why, but I hope so."

I don't know why, either.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Fantasy Britney Spears is what she should've named the baby!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

she should have named it Hint O. Cupcake

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

"Preston Spears" = anagram for "Rapt Responses."

"Preston Spears Federline" = anagram for "Preparedness -> Fertile -> Son."

Or, more pessimistically, "Rearrested Penniless Fop."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

C-section scars are gonna be the new body modification. People will have them sewn up in interesting shapes.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

is that pic for real?? Can't she get charged with child endangerment/negligence for that??

-- richard wood johnson (sofdfsdi1...), September 14th, 2005 6:14 PM.

Only under a pro-life gummit.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 15 September 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

I thought it wasn't due to Novemeber. Let me know when Britney says something.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 15 September 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

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