Bloodhoung Gang's "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" lyrics.

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OK People, Everyone must've heard this song by know and must it's filled with crappy-on-purpose lyrics.

ILM, Pick the worse line in the song.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
Hot brazillian wax poetic so hypathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

― Voodoo Child, Friday, 16 September 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

those lyrics made me horny

― Jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 16 September 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

Oh I'm Sorry.

Was it the "Cannonball the fiddle cove/Ooh la la/With the pork steeple" that made you feel that way?

― Voodoo Child, Friday, 16 September 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

Bitch Wrinkle

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 16 September 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

never heard this song before

― brokenfuses (brokenfuses), Friday, 16 September 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

now, i smile a little...
that's remarkably clever for Jimmy Pop!!!

― eedd, Friday, 16 September 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm disappointed he didn't pair up "ham wallet" with "beef dart."

― pdf (Phil Freeman), Friday, 16 September 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

I am having Nancy Reagan Pocket Pussy flashbacks.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 September 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Was it good for you too?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 September 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I honestly think this is a great lyric, except the cheap "brazilian wax poetic" line (there's crude and there's crude).

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 16 September 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Please. None of you little fucks are as clever as Jimmy Pop. "Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" is a line nobody's going to forget, ever.

― Maxwell von Bismarck (maxwell von bismarck), Friday, 16 September 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

This song is really catchy, it is a definite earworm of a tune.

― earlnash, Friday, 16 September 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

I honestly think this is a great lyric, except the cheap "brazilian wax poetic" line (there's crude and there's crude).

That is completely redeemed by the "so hypathetically" part you omitted, though.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Please. None of you little fucks are as clever as Jimmy Pop. "Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" is a line nobody's going to forget, ever

"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is."

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 16 September 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

its code.
Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo
it spells fuck!
if im the only one in the world that could see that then you are all crazy!

― bec g, Sunday, 18 September 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Wow! Now this song sucks even more. They were just trying to figure out how to say "Fuck" in a shitty song.

They could've used better words, like...

"Feeling Up Calvin Klien"

― Voodoo Child, Sunday, 18 September 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

Clearly someone has never heard of the military's phonetic alphabet.

http://www.logicsouth.com/~lcoble/dir9/commo.htm (scroll down)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Sunday, 18 September 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

Yes finally .... At least one of you figured the whole song is in military's phonetic alphabet. F. U. C. K. is only one of many code breakers. This song has got a shit load of thought into it so please for the sake of your own brain do not say the writer makes no sense! Just read it for awhile . You will find something.. Hopefully E.g. . . For some words switch the start and end letters.... !

― THE CROAT, Monday, 19 September 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

i think 'the whole song' might be a bit of an exaggeration

― nervous (cochere), Monday, 19 September 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

Is this song the new kabballah?

― ng-unit, Monday, 19 September 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

I still haven't heard this song BTW!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 September 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

This is brilliant ;) i like it :)

― Skifeet, Monday, 26 September 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

i guess the song just goes along with my sense of humor. i dig it.

marinate the nether rod
in the squish mitten .. classic

― userfriendly, Sunday, 2 October 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

this is the coolest song!
plus bam's in the film clip ;)
and yeh, i got the phonetic police talk, as did everyone
i like the brazilian lyric, it;s funny
jimy pop rox :D

― moo, Saturday, 8 October 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

No, FUCK is the only codebreaker. If there is another one, please prove it.

The rest are just silly ways of saying "put the you know what in the you know where," although with "gut locker" I'm not clear if I know where he's talking about because it sounds more like ass-fucking to me and the rest are clearly vagina euph's.

So... anyway, this song sucks. And I like stupid shit.

― Stupid shit liker, Saturday, 8 October 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)

also, please tell me that you are all joking not to have noticed fuck in there until bec g pointed it out, right?

This reminds me that I just read Turbonegro sings a song that goes, "If You See Kaye, tell her I love her"... which would be interesting if the Poster Children didn't sing that song first... and if I hadn't of already thought of it before the Poster Children back in 8th grade thanks to a girl named Kay Theiss who moved to our school. Up until then, I had never heard the name "Kay" (I think), but I first thought up the dumb joke, then thought it would be a brilliant song. Almost immediately, I realized it wouldn't be and that it was actually just stupid. Imagine my surprise when the Poster Children popped on 120 minutes about a year later.

― Stupid shit liker, Saturday, 8 October 2005 09:44 (twenty years ago)

Doesn't April Wine's "If You See Kay" pre-date those, though?

― Sweat Loaf (Sweat Loaf), Saturday, 8 October 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

Probably. I don't know anything about April Wine.

― Stupid Shit Liker, Saturday, 8 October 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

dude your all stupid! the song is just a joke, a song that is funny and rude and can be played to your little brothers and sisters. ok it spells fuck- whats the big deal!!!!!! get over urselves

― burnie geere, Saturday, 8 October 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Burnie, I rather vomit someone else's food than enjoy this song.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Saturday, 8 October 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

x-post
Prince-like spelling, multiple exclamation points, marked disdain for apostrophes - glad someone's googling "Bloodhound Gang."

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 8 October 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

it's a dark day when we get Bloodhound Gang googlers

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 8 October 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

this song rules!!!

― jimmy pop makes one classic song each DECADE!!! (miccio), Saturday, 8 October 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Doesn't April Wine's "If You See Kay" pre-date those, though?

And before that, Soupy Sales is supposed to have said "Everytime I see 'F,' you see 'K'!" to an audience of children. (Sales and Snopes deny it, though.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Apparently one of them got his willy out on German TV:

http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/promiskinomusik/2005/10/01/raab__pe__nis/raab__pe__nis__skandal.html

Der Penis-Skandal auf Pro 7! Etwa eine Million TV-Zuschauer wurden Zeuge, als ein US-Musiker bei Stefan Raab (38) seine Genitalien entblößte.

Es passierte am Donnerstag in der Aufzeichnung zur Sendung „TV total“. Evil Jared Hasselhoff (33), Bassist der US-Rüpel-Band „Bloodhound Gang“, zog sich aus. Nackt bis auf die Socken sprang er durch die Sendung. Raab ließ diesen Auftritt nicht herausschneiden, das Material wurde ausgestrahlt.

NWFS: http://tvtotal.prosieben.de/components/gallery/06943/013.html

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 8 October 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

F**king great song! The lyrics are so well done, i mean, who else but Bloodhoung gang would think to use police language to spell out the F word! Genius.

― Will Franklin, Sunday, 9 October 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002LPD.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 9 October 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

Der Penis-Skandal!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 9 October 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

This is just like Hollaback Girl. It makes no sence at all but people love it. I love it.

― Terri, Sunday, 9 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Well, this song...is rather good, too bad Bam had to ruin it by being in the video and making all the emo/punk chicks like it for only the reason that "Bam is in the video!"...Bitches!

― DustRy, Sunday, 16 October 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

This song will probably be stuck in my head for a few days now. I can tell these things.

In other news, I'd like to cite this song as a reminder of why The Offspring are completely useless.

Also the Van Halen song title is taken from an acronym that had existed for a long time before 1991, whereas the Bloodhound Gang's acronym is something that hadn't been used before. It's just different.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

I meant to say "Van Halen album title."

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

I love how formal the structure of this lyric is:

three-syllable verb / two-syllable + one-syllable masculine simile
IN / one-syllable + two-syllable feminine simile
three-syllable verb / two-syllable + one-syllable feminine simile
WITH / one-syllable + two-syllable masculine simile

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 3 November 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

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