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I've been trying to confirm what the opening lines to Nick Lowe's "So It Goes" are. When I go to google it I find different words from what I thought they were, but the people who provide them seem to have gotten some of the other lyrics screwed up, so I don't trust 'em. But they are wrong in an amusing kind of way.

Here are some WRONG LYRICS I found

In the air there´s absolution
in the wake of a snaky Persian
on his arm there´s a skin tight vision
wonder why she admires she is hissing

What have you got for me?

― k/l (Ken L), Saturday, 17 September 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight
I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

― Chester Redman, Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

"lemonade is a real drink and it still is"
"i take the devil to the caucasian mountains"
"life is like a big commercial everybody like a big commercial"
"my rap style is like mariah carey"
"i eat a pig because a pig is a cop"

― hip hop head, Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

"Pretty looking road / I try to hold / the rising floods that fill my skin"

― Zora (Zora), Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

fremme neppa venette

― what does, Friday, 23 September 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

lock thread

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 23 September 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

I know there are differant versions of " If I was a carpenter " but, how many fuck up versions are there of Johnny Cash/ June Carter.

I have played this song over and over looking at the words on the internet to sing along for a bit of fun.

Obviously it will be quicker for me to write the words down after replaying the song over and over.

So much for modern tech. Fuck this shit. Sue Smith ( South Australia)

― Sue Smith, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

That last bit reads like the signoff from a roving reporter on the Sweary News at Ten.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

I hate to be a grammar nitpicker, but isn't the song called "If I WERE A Carpenter"?

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

PSYCHOKILLER QUEST QUE CEST

― James Mitchell, Saturday, 28 June 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

seven years pass...

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/anniegetyourgun/anythingyoucando.htm

ANNIE OAKLEY FRANK BUTLER:
Anything you can do,
I can f**k you better than bob
I can do anything with that dick
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

― how's life, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)

"The animals, how strange.
Try, try to stick it in."

― But... could you imagine a formation in your lemonade? Ho! (Turrican), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 17:16 (nine years ago)

nine years pass...

https://genius.com/Shawty-lo-pledge-lyrics

shoutout to the person who transcribed "pledge allegiance to the dope game" as "pledge you lead you to the dope guy"(??)

― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 26 August 2025 05:07 (five months ago)


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