Which ones are believable? I think Slick Rick actually shot his cousin, right? What are some more examples?
― Michelob, Saturday, 1 October 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)
― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Saturday, 1 October 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)
― DJMonsterMo, Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)
― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)
I don't know, maybe he ALSO shot somebody for real
I'm sure Fat Joe / Joe Crack has murdered a few motherfuckers. Ditto Big Pun. Didn't Keith Murray stab somebody?
― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)
Ice Cube went to community college to study architecture.
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 1 October 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), September 30th, 2005.
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― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)
― a picture of a fat girl hugging Rick Perry, awesome (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)
-- Whiney G. Weingarten (cweingarte...), Today 2:48 PM. (whineyg)
Arizona State University is not community college, cmj-duder. I know you went to Brandeis or Hamilton or somewhere equally hard but lay-off the PAC10.
― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)
― Super Cub (Debito), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)
― amon (eman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)
wouldn't you do the same?!?
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)
― Super Cub (Debito), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)
― amon (eman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)
― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)
Criminy! I wasn't taking a shot, i just got my facts bungled.
PS: Unlike most employed writers I know, I went to a shitty state school in Florida. Go Gators!
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 1 October 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)
― JoB (JoB), Saturday, 1 October 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 1 October 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)
― kurt broder (dr g), Saturday, 1 October 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)
― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Saturday, 1 October 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)
― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Saturday, 1 October 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)
― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Saturday, 1 October 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)
Baby has one too.
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 2 October 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)
― Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt, Sunday, 2 October 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)
― blunt (blunt), Sunday, 2 October 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)
E. Money Bags (he was a 90s rapper from Queens and made a few records with Nas, CNN/Noreaga, Kool G. Rap) killed some dude and then got killed himself, on order of Kenneth "Supreme" Mcgriff (the Queens kingpin from the Supreme Team who 50 Cent mentioned on his old track "ghetto quaran" and then got shot for "dry snitchin'" and funded Ja Rule's label Murder Inc with his drug money).
Snoop, perhaps..? Although he got away with it.
Jay Z is rumored to have killed someone.
Fat Joe hung out with some really nasty people like Charlie Rock L.D (who ending up serving 20 years or so for murder) and Tony Montana (who's now dead) so it's a possibilty.
There's the very first NYC gangsta/thug rap group Mobstyle, who consisted of the 80s Harlem drug kinpin Azie plus Gangsta Lou, Pretty Tone Capone and Whip Wop who all were known for not fucking around.
Eric B has a very real reputation too (funding early Eric B. & Rakim records via drug money, hanging with killers like Alpo and the original 50 Cent, putting Large Professor of Main Source in hospital and running Kool G. Rap out of NYC to Arizona after Eric B's crew started killing 'G Rap's crew off).
Although, any thug credentials Eric B. has may be nullified by his mock-brawling with Stone Cold Steve Austin in 1997 when he was doing security for Mike Tyson's WWF stint.
― Ellis, Sunday, 2 October 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)
― richard wood johnson, Sunday, 2 October 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)
-- Super Cub (messag...), October 1st, 2005.
― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Sunday, 2 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)
attempted
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)
― mucho, Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)
tell me more
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)
― Robert Bell (robertbell), Monday, 3 October 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)
― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)
Helpful, eh?
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)
Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Robert Van Winkle and became Vanilla Ice. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I have told you was true . . . from a certain point of view.
― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)
― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)
back in 78/79 yo dat barry b-eze andrews was tryin to take over da xtc krew from swindon with his homo organ shiznit yo and tryin to take tha hoes and bitches
so i was talkin to c-money and i was like "we gonna kill that biatch" so i fuckin shot him after he be performing "ladies luv mah weapon" and he fuckin died
so i replaced dat biatch with dave-5000 and we be usin drums and wires and gin and juice STRAIGHT OUTTA SWINDON yo
― gangsta andy partridge, Monday, 3 October 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)
did Snoop's bodyguard ever release a rap cd, cuz then ...him
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
Which rappers do you think will have actually killed someone within the next 2 years?
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
1. Whiney G. Weingarten
― ilxor, Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)
(assuming he raps)
― ilxor, Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9fNvtMyW7cE/SxPvBmaHGGI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/MxdHxZ3LmWc/s1600/Tumbleweed.jpg
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
damn now I kinda want to be on 77 if only so i can read that sandwich thread
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
Rakim killed 21 guys on "My Melody."― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, October 3, 2005 3:01 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark
― bernard snowy, Sunday, 16 January 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
Spade Cooley, Western Swing star:
In 1961, his wife Ella Mae, age 37, expressed her wish to be divorced, and a drunken Cooley responded by beating her and stomping on her body until she died. Cooley was convicted of first-degree murder by a Kern County jury, and he was sentenced to life in prison.
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)
gucci killed a dude iirc― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Saturday, January 15, 2011 7:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
yep― J0rdan S., Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
self-defense tho right?― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah but still― J0rdan S., Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
love this
― busytits (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)
Wouldn't it be kind of funny if like one of the guys from De La Soul or P.M. Dawn had capped someone? It would totally be shocking.
i was talking to this dude who runs a club on the german/swiss border, who gets a lot of varied acts coming through. one time they had de la soul playing there, and he said they were total pricks. they got there, were like "where are our fucking drugs!" and proceeded to mope around in the dressing room till a suitable amount of cocaine was sourced. after the show, which was apparently all of 15 minutes long, they retired to the bar where they proceeded to be such complete assholes that one of the bartenders was finally like "yeah, i'll get you your drink if you'll start acting like a decent human being" or something, whereupon one de la dude jumped over the bar, grabbed a bottle, smashed it and started attacking the staff with it. clubowner dude jumps in and gets a scar across his face for the trouble. i saw it (it's what what prompted the discussion) and it was a big ass scary fuckin scar, right across dudes face, just barely missing the eyeball.
i can't really 100% confirm the story, but i hung with this dude for several days and he seemed like a believable guy. and it *was* first hand, not "this happened to my bro's best friend" or whatever.
flip side, de la played my college back in 88 and showed up at my friends house party afterwards, and apparently they were all totally nice guys. i guess 10-15 years of snorting drugs while everyone kisses your ass no matter what you do can change ya.
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 07:51 (fourteen years ago)
― messiahwannabe, Monday, January 17, 2011 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Oh fuck off
― ice cr?m tee (lpz), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)
cold bloooooooodeed
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)
don't make me jump over the bar and cut yo face with a broken bottle
ps. i'm not even sure why you're telling me to fuck off.
― messiahwannabe, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 09:49 (fourteen years ago)
Other rappers have talked about De La being a lot more thugged out than their image would indicate.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 20 January 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, Pres, and they address that on De La Soul Is Dead, but Mesiahwannabe's story, or rather the story the club owner on the German/Swiss border told him, sounds fucking ridiculous.
― ice cr?m tee (lpz), Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
no wai my cousin said
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
Sure, I just mean that recent cocaine-damaged De Le assholism isn't completely out of character as per rep. I dunno if it's necessarily worse than, say, Big Pun smashing Rocafella dudes over the head with champagne bottles and Fat Joe trying to smooth things over. Intoxicated demons, etc.
― President Keyes, Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)
i dunno, someone mentioned thinking it would be funny to hear de la soul thug stories, and once i met a guy with a huge scar on his face he said he got from plug one-of-the-members in a bar fight. what's ridiculous exactly? for the record, i hung with this guy for like 5 days once when i was on vacation, he only got started on the stories a few days in when we discovered we worked in the same industry, and all his other stories were just realistic-detail laden stories about semi-obscure indie bands he liked coming through his club, and, like, liquor zoning laws in europe and their effect on club going demographics. it's possible the story was bullshit, but i thought he was believable. i've certainly heard the "band shows up, demands drug X, won't play till they get it" story before from friends who've worked in clubs.
― messiahwannabe, Thursday, 20 January 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)
goddamnit, i hate it when i kill a thread by being all reasonable, explaining myself, etc. umm, jay-z totally killed someone, but his lawyers told him not to bring it up, ever.
― messiahwannabe, Monday, 7 February 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
Which rappers do you think may have actually killed a thread in the past?
― some dude, Monday, 7 February 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)
when when ?uestlove posts on okplayer, trolls shut the fuck up
i don't suppose he's ever killed anyone though.
― messiahwannabe, Monday, 7 February 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
<waits for the ?uestlove thug stories to roll in>
― messiahwannabe, Monday, 7 February 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
classic material
― basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 February 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)
No-one's said Schooly D.
Classic throwaway line in Chuck Eddy's "The Accidental Evolution of Rock and Roll": "Schooly D. used to mug old ladies or study art or something..."
― ilxor gets into jazz (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
Q-Tip once beheaded a dude for saying a lake wasn't beautiful
― door to door legume salesman (San Te), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)
C Murder appears to be out of luck.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:36 (thirteen years ago)
Strange story about Q-Tip.
That sounds like dark humour. Or is there more to it ?
― Dirk, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)
I think it's not happening til the next season of GoT
― some dude, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)
― Dirk, Thursday, June 13, 2013 9:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nah man. behind his chill demeanor, Q-Tip is a calculating sociopath. in his wake are many, many bodies.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 30 June 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)
his name is c murder because he sees murder. doesn't necessarily commit murder.― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, January 16, 2011 2:03 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Still LOL at this
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 April 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)
Are we then to assume Ghostface Killer only kills ghostfaces (whathever they are), and is not, in fact, the slayer of men we previously thought?
― Tuomas, Thursday, 15 December 2016 08:18 (nine years ago)
uhhhh...
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Thursday, 15 December 2016 09:38 (nine years ago)
http://www.earshot-online.com/features/2007/November/despot.cfm
[thinker emoji]
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 2 February 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)
haha whoa...it feels like maybe there should be some extra quotation marks there, like he's describing the braggadocio that he doesn't do?
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 2 February 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)
Muddy Waters's guitarist Pat Hare recorded a song called "I'm Gonna Murder My Baby" and then did just that.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 3 February 2017 00:52 (eight years ago)
yeah Pat Hare could drop a mean 16
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 03:14 (eight years ago)
Since Definitive Jux is a haven for unique underground rappers who do not fit in anywhere else, I start the interview by asking him what makes him unique in the rap game.
He is surprisingly circumspect. “A good question… I think I am probably the only rapper right now with a combover, and I think the dress code is a little bit unique. I think most of it is visual. I don’t think I have much to say that is really interesting. But I think I look cool.”
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 February 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)
I don’t think I have much to say that is really interesting
wasn't this the name of Drake's first EP
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)
can't believe nobody mentioned Cassidy
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)
Despot's album is the indie rap Chinese Democracy
― change display name (Jordan), Friday, 3 February 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)
Max B keeled someone too
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)
indirectly and unintentionally, the case was questionable tbh
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 3 February 2017 23:18 (eight years ago)
u filed an amicus brief?
― Neanderthal, Friday, 3 February 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)
yeah but the woman behind the counter at mcdonalds just looked confused
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 3 February 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)
yo is it true deej got sonned by a burger jockey after a amicus brief??????
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 4 February 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)
Lol
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 02:13 (eight years ago)
Any n00 deths?
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 03:29 (six years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/jul/24/teen-rapper-tay-k-sentenced-to-55-years-the-race
― van dyke parks generator (anagram), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:17 (six years ago)
Rakim killed 21 guys on "My Melody."― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, October 2, 2005 11:01 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 September 2023 16:19 (two years ago)
this thread makes me think about how dumb the title for the Kendrick Lamar thread is
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 15 September 2023 16:57 (two years ago)