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BRITNEY Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly fear a steamy home video is about to be made public.

A member of the singer’s entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple’s personal video tapes – allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston - and is threatening to release it.

A source told America’s US Weekly magazine: "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant.”

During her pregnancy, Britney confessed her sex life was the best it had ever been.

The sexy singer insisted her bedroom romps with husband Kevin had been red hot since she conceived.

She confessed at the time: "I think it's the best. Sex is crazy good."

Britney also stunned viewers on her reality TV show Chaotic after she was shown begging Kevin for sex.

The blonde babe, who was not married to former dancer Kevin when the footage was shot, brands the couple's bedroom antics "so good" before begging her 26-year-old lover to let her take the day off from her Onyx tour last year "to just f*** all day".

Let's hear those horrible puns based on her song titles! go go go

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Hey Y'all!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Is this the best her PR team could come up with to get people to care? Blah.

― Øystein (Øystein), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Hopefully it's not directed by'em. I saw bits of their reality show. Good lord.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

"The blonde babe, who was not married to former dancer Kevin when the footage was shot" --- I couldn't be any further shocked after this. I've been ruined.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

She confessed at the time: "I think it's the best. Sex is crazy good."

I'm sure this heartfelt confession took a whole lot out of poor ol' Brit.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI-FIVE? ANYONE?

― JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

i hi-five you. she's hot - pre-pregant, post-pregnant, whatever. kevin's not very hot, but atleast he's totally trashy.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Why do celebrities keep filming themselves having sex?

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Hopefully it's not directed by'em. I saw bits of their reality show. Good lord.

TAKING SIDES: IS IT ROCKIST TO SAY THAT POP STARS SHOULD HAVE TO DIRECT THEIR OWN PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES?

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Why do celebrities keep filming themselves having sex?

How else are they going to watch themselves having sex?

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

i hope they had the decency to fuck with the lights on, and not that spooky special ops nightvision paris and that guy used

― JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

i hope cans of sparks litter the floor around them. and he's wearing that outdated trucker hat.

― JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

there's a lot of stuff he could be wearing. from the looks of him, i believe he's perhaps the one genuinely kinky person in show business.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

i take back what i said about him not being sexy

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

haha

after watching the last episode of chaotic (which i caught on repeat, and im fairly certain im the only person on earth who saw it), they really are perfect for each other, in a frighteningly vapid way.

― JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

i agree -they totally seem perfect for each other. that britney's a smart gal.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

What a great day for celebrity gossip!

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

that second trimester sex is totally the hottest shit possible, it's true.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

*wonders if that's TMI or just a way to make many of us jealous*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

that second trimester sex is totally the hottest shit possible, it's true.

That a purchase I'm not willing to make.

― PappaWheelie B.C., Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm not entirely convinced that the words "sex" and "hottest shit" belong in the same sentence.

― The Ghost of Ew, Scat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

"cleveland steamer"

― PappaWheelie B.C., Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Sex is crazy good.

good name for a single!

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

why would you report your fear that a sex tape is going to be made public?

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

fuck Britney Spears

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

federline is such a strange name

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

It sounds like a ski boot manufacturer or something.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

cool, mail the sex video back to 2001 when i might have cared.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

When's the Lohan tape out? in time for the holiday season, or not 'til she starts "promoting" next summer's blockbusters?

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

So would this be promoting the perfume or the baby?

― Leeeeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

hahaha that perfume commercial rules. federline as the dashing and clever hunter.

wonder what momma spears has to say about the sex tape?

― JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

and by this i mean Grandmomma spears

― JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

...entitled fuck Britney Spears

― PappaWheelie B.C., Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

why would you report your fear that a sex tape is going to be made public?

It's shorter than a GBV song? (keeping the subject on pop music now!)

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

I just cummed out of my butthole! Oh nm, just a random turdlet...

― Axel Snose, Thursday, 6 October 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

10 bucks says that the videotaped act will involve Cheetos in some way.

― brittle-lemon (brittle-lemon), Thursday, 6 October 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

LOL!!!!

― lolster11, Friday, 7 October 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

No one gives a poop about Jennifer Lopez, so just shut up about her big butt alread! geesh!

― Mobby, Friday, 7 October 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

U mmmm, this is Britney Spears thread you dump azz!!!!

― Tealday, Saturday, 8 October 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

I certainly didn't know she went on tour with Onyx. Was Biohazard on the bill as well? Did she fuck them? Was it filmed?

― Steve Gertz (sgertz), Saturday, 8 October 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

"cleveland steamer"

-- PappaWheelie B.C. (pappawheeli...), October 5th, 2005.

ive always had a secret hope that cleveland would forma sports team called the Steamers.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 October 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bushparty.com/img/hockeylogos/macwho97.gif

― a picture of a fat girl hugging Rick Perry, awesome (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 8 October 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

hit (pause button on video) baby one more time .
oops i did it (didn't pull out )again .
overprotected = underprotected .
i'm not a girl , now i'm a woman .
(the bedroom ) that's where you take me
what it's ike to be me ( knocked up , fat, white trash)

― retroboy, Saturday, 8 October 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

so, the video? is this a sham like the Jigga one?

don't let me dowwwwn
don't let me...downnn

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

One time I saw Britney Spears eating french fries while at a McDonalds in Cleveland, Ohio. I felt like I was in heaven watching those lips of hers covered in the same tasty grease that my fries had been immersed in just moments before. The spiritual connection was definetly going strong. My full tilt boner in my sweatpants must of gave my inner joy away a little too much though and she quickly egressed from the food court. I was too embarrassed to follow and the look her bodyguard gave me gave me the willies. I'm glad she found someone who makes her happy. Best wishes Britney, you will always be my special little fry girl no matter what kind of raunchy sex tapes come out, although I will have to check them all out since I know you would want me to.

― Slim Jim the III, Monday, 10 October 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

Google welcomes you to another episode of Unintentionally Funny Posting.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Wow, that wasn't intentional?

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 10 October 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

unintentional humour usually >>>>>>>>> intentional humour

― okoko, Monday, 10 October 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Britney's a lot cuter in her music videos than real life, but I'd still like to see her sex videos. Yeah, that would be hot!

― Stiley Minok, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Woah Slim Jim III

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

so, no video?

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

jesus fucking christ 2nded.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

this thread is a tease, i have yet to hear about this video anywhere else.

― JD from CDepot, Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Every damn Britney Spears sex video I download on Limewire is fake shit. I'm tired of this crap, let's get the real thing out like now!

― SprocketnGears, Friday, 14 October 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

her snatch probably smells of chicken wings and boones farm.

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 14 October 2005 09:08 (twenty years ago)

cool, mail the sex video back to 2001 when i might have cared.

-- billstevejim (tummlerandso...

Haha.

lmao @ google mentalists.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

I'm not a googler. I've been posting here for like 3 years. (?)

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Chicken wings and Boones Farm!!! Count me in!!!!

― Crow Vagina, Sunday, 16 October 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

Argh, should have been clearer there bsj, sorry:

1 laughs at bsj's comment w/r/t when he might have cared

2 also, laughs at the detritus the google-bait nature of this thread has dragged up.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 16 October 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

2 points for Pashmina's use of the word, "detritus." Well done! Now back to Britney, her hotness level has diminished dramatically as happens to about 95% of all women after they get married. They just let themselves go to hell for the most part. The addition of bringing another human into the world doesn't help out either. I'll pass on the home video.

― Spinach & Saurkraut, Sunday, 16 October 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

isn't the video pre-marraige?

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

No, read the post, the vid is while she was pregnant, but before showing pregnant and yeah her looks have gone to hell. She hasn't even looked that hot since that video where she was freakin' school girl style.

― Paul Knoke, Sunday, 16 October 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

am i the only one that is somehow more attracted to the slightly overweight and white trash looking britney spears than when she's all toned and glossy?

― Lovelace (Lovelace), Monday, 17 October 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

SO WHERE IS THE GODDAMNED VIDEO.

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 October 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

I found on Limewire, but I evidently didn't have the proper codec so didn't work. Probably didn't miss much though, she's lost her charms me thinks.

http://www.actressass.com/Apr_25/htm/spears-britney-a003_big.jpg

― Virtual Happiness, Monday, 17 October 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

breathny spears let me see the sex that you did.

― zhannahelena davidson, Thursday, 1 June 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

word

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

"breath"ny.

― jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Best nickname ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/jobs/britney.html

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

"Let Me See The Sex That You Did" would make a killer R. Kelly song title.

― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

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